All These God Damn Animal Picks Labelled Like "let's (blank) With Mama" Is Making Me Miss My Mama. She's

Whaaat nooo I haven't been listening to Sir Mix A Lot on loop all weekend. Why would you even suggest such a thing?

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position

You ever just get so scared you become physically in pain?

This is exactly how I eat applesauce

This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy

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I like to play around with what happened to Scourge when he died.

So rn the US government is starting to defund the National Parks Service, and while this is a bad thing largely because it's mainly being done to open up the possibility of oil drilling in a lot of those areas, I think it also needs to be said that no the National Parks Service was not just there to "protect natural wonders" or whatever. It was there because a lot of those places are incredibly important land to a lot of Indigenous Peoples and if you give it special status that means you can't live on it you can make the natives leave easier because they get arrested if they don't. Like I am very much not in favor of this change as it is being done but I don't think we should respond to it with wholehearted praise of the National Parks System either. Please know the history of the land you live on and visit.

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Warriors FanFic: SkunkStripe’s Purpose 2:

“Disappointing. I really thought you could catch it quietly SkunkPaw.” said the voice of a tom the color of bark in new leaf. “I’m sorry NewBark. I accidentally bit the spine not the wind pipe” SkunkPaw said apologetically.

“As punishment for killing it so poorly when you get done hunting that will go to FoldEar and you will eat your smallest catch.” NewBark ordered his golden eyes gleaming in a menacing manner. “Of course.” SkunkPaw buried the rabbit.

But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️