ryan-startedthefire

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"because the one thing i want... it's something i know i can't have" its craaaazy btw. they tried to make it cryptic so the straights wont notice but kissing on the mouth wouldve actually been less gay. like i know dean was thinking about that quote every second of every day until he died and he probably kept thinking about it in the back of his mind in heaven

When am I allowed to stab a man?

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

They can if they keep trying, I just know it.

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

It's Claudia willingly letting Madeline read her diaries vs. Lestat and the coven stealing them and using the contents against her. It's Louis being turned while being in a state of distress vs. Madeline having time to think about her decision. It's Madeline having a choice at all vs. Claudia getting turned without her consent. Even the scene where Claudia kills in front of Madeline for the first time, while similar to Lestat and louis in the church, it's different. Claudia doesn't immediately go into asking Madeline to be her companion. She gently tells her she'll clean up the mess and they talk after. Madeline could have run at any time between that and them going to the apartment, but she doesn't. Unlike the other relationships we see, they had a good foundation. They broke the cycle.

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

"I don't condone Allison's actions but--" Well, I do. I think she should murder him. I hope she can bring him back to life so she can murder him 15 more times. In fact, Allison should be able to rob a bank and get away with it. Punch 50 more men in the nose. Burn down a business after stealing anything from it. Get her a house with a marble island stat!

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being scared and nervous like a bunny

Happy Pride!

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

We should piss on the poor

Sticker spotted in Asheville, North Carolina

Trans sticker spotted in a public bathroom in Seattle, Washington

I'm so fucking happy I'm so fucking excited

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TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

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Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!

Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have