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Latest Posts by salviao - Page 4
COMING IN HOT!! 🪣
🟪 minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
🟪 minecraft-elvis
bitch
🟦 speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
🔫 elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
🟪 minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
🔬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
🔍 elvis-detector follow
BEEP
environmental storytelling
Explained Minecraft weight to someone today
the main difference is region. unless you live in a zoo or florida, you won't encounter them in the same place. google what's found in your region, and then do nothing because they'll both kill and eat you as soon as they get the chance.
This one got me good 🤣
im imagining this
just fucking obliterated a fly btw i like. no look-whipped my hand up and grabbed it and crushed it. some goku type shit
look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me
look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me
im not tall. tou're just egregiously short
look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me
us
Rick and Balls.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
it’s so fucked that tgirls can’t get pregnant. we should at least get something. we should at least be able to lay an egg or two.
Wunk yeller
Metal wunk solid
my kings helping to keep the threat away
People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it
Such idiots
hiiii :3
Out of Touch
just sleep on it right next time silly
i slept on my leg wrong im in hell
Come with me on my MURDER TRAIN with its 23 KNIFE CARS and dead Italian twink
Woah mama new collaboration coming out soon
the british
we hebben een serieus probleem.
Por que
@elvis-official
collecting posts of this type
Bet you kiss them on the lips.