Gojo not taking care of brats more
Running your fingers through a fresh undercut is godly and you just know mans keeps it neat on the regular 🤤
evan buckley | left behind
song: left behind by orla gartland
watch it on youtube
Due to popular demand ( @thegeekcompanion asked so I will deliver), here's just the Eddie part of the edit I posted for april fools.
Song: Homewrecking Era by Xana.
@needingsleep liking it with a Mishapocalypse PFP is the kind of validation I need
Hey idk who needs to hear this but your partner demanding a paternity test on your mutual kids is not normal. Like even if they weren't the nominal sperm source's kids, your partner should know you well enough to be aware of that, accept that this is who you are as a person, and be happy to raise your kids regardless. But if you're not rawdogging anyone else and you've told your partner you aren't, and they don't trust you to tell them the truth, get out of there.
You shouldn't date someone who doesn't trust you, or someone you can't trust. But you should absolutely not have kids with someone who doesn't trust you, or someone you can't trust.
pranking your boyfriend for a whole month before the actual proposal (he would)
p/s. reference for the ring: yes it is an actual official merchandise, technically an earcuff slash ring (but no one would use it for ear-cuff of course), it has "The only one I had" engraved inside (the only other version is Yuta's ring with "It's pure love").
Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him
Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”
The f1 has finally gotten me (@springybreak its all your fault, again) Ive found a pookie, so its all over for me now 😔🙌
Hence: baby max sketch :)
"sometimes hearing his voice comforts me alot."
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i read this sentence while doing my english schoolwork and somehow i made this tiny comic
for my followers who do not watch severance:
dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive
Max: You think about shagging all the time don't you?
Charles: Ugh shagging. Trust the english vocabulary to come up with the least sexy word for it
Max: What's wrong with shagging?
Charles: Sounds like something you do to a carpet
Max: Yeah, what do the French call it?
Charles: First I'm Monegasque and second *smirking* in french is "faire l'amour"
Max: *Swons*
Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.
AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS
U can fuck with someone heavily on here and not even follow them but nobody is ready for this kind of love
How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?
fixed some stuff i didn’t like about this. also im so happy that F1 is back
My contribution to the fandom today. Insp. by this post.
i'm actually starting to believe that a substantial chunk of f1 fans, especially on tumblr, have curated views on drivers based off of what they've read in fanfics. and i don't mean this in a way to demonize fanfiction because i indulge in it myself, but seeing as the yaoi aspect of this fandom seems to actually override the actual sport side sometimes, i wouldn't be surprised if my suspicions are true.
Seeing people saying that Satoru doesn't actually care about Suguru and that the only reason Kenjaku caught him was bc he was surprised to see a person he killed alive is fucking wild, man
Like. Gojo's entire life revolves around Geto. The entire series happens because he loved Suguru too much to kill him, even though he knew he would have to do it eventually. The world literally went to shit because he wasn't over him
Geto Suguru's life would be completely unimportant to the story without Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru's would be completely unimportant without Geto Suguru. They complement each other. They need each other
Two male betta fishes can't coexist. They will fight and one will die. They can't see each other — even if they're in different tanks, they won't be able to live. They'd eventually tire each other out, resulting in death. The only way for Satoru and Suguru's lives to be able to continue without the other would've been for them to never have met at all. And they can't be together. Not now, not ever again. Not while they're still alive. Not after everything that's happened
The entire story revolves around their relationship. Yuuji is a boy who ate a curse('s finger[s]), and Megumi is the prodigy who befriends him. Satoru is a prodigy, the strongest, and Suguru, the boy whose technique is eating curses, befriends him. The Jujutsu Kaisen story is all about parallels and they all connect to fucking Satosugu. It's all about them
The only reason Kenjaku's plan worked is because the body he used didn't belong to some random person Gojo killed, it worked because the body he used was Geto Suguru's, Gojo's one and only, his best friend. He must be thinking “Thank god they're gay” right now lmao
Gojo fucking hesitated. He hesitated multiple times when it came to Geto. He was supposed to kill him, yet he let him go. He has the Six Eyes, he could've easily tracked him down. He probably could tell if he was nearby (he can recognize Suguru from his scent) and just didn't go looking for him. And he could've so very easily escaped the trap that was set up for him, he was going to run away from it because we see him about to take that step but then Suguru's body shows up and says “Yo, Satoru!” with Suguru's voice and Satoru freezes and hesitates
They weren't able to let go of each other even after years of being separated (like a decade). When they meet, Suguru still greets Satoru warmly
Suguru is pretty much Satoru's moral code. He was the only person Satoru took at least mildly seriously pre-Toji (and we know Satoru just didn't do serious back then). He actually took his words to heart. He was kind, of course (especially from Suguru's PoV, since he's the person that knows him most), and not a bad person, but he wasn't nice. Suguru was always the ‘nice(r) one’, the one who actually had a moral code, while Satoru was more of an asshole to literally everyone and everything (some more, some less), thinking he and Suguru were above everyone else
When Suguru finally snaps (which, honestly. Fair) and goes genocidal (not so fair), Satoru slowly starts to be somewhat nicer and starts applying Suguru's old moral code to his own being — their roles weren't exactly reversed, but now they're not together anymore, so they might as well be. And Suguru was shown for having faith in the school and its system while it was Satoru the one who absolutely abhorred the higher-ups and all kinds of authority, but then it ended up with Suguru being the one to leave and become a cult leader with the blood of hundreds on his hands while Satoru was the one that stayed behind in the same place of the people he despises so much
(Imagine someone saying something like “Sometimes I doubt you even have a moral code” and Gojo answers with “Oh, my best friend my one and only is pretty much my moral code. He went homicidal a while back but it's okay haha” “...Actually, that explains a few things”)
Gojo doesn't have a god complex, but I wouldn't blame him if he did. I mean, he might as well be the closest thing to god human beings have ever seen. He used to put himself above everyone else, when he was a teenager. He thought that, the higher he was, the more he could do. And no one was better than him. But not Suguru. Back then, it wasn't “I'm the strongest” it was “We're the strongest and “We're the best” and “We're the ones that will beat you” and “We're the duo” and it was all about “us, us, us, us, us” instead of “me, me, me, me” like people thought it was — they were a pair. They still are
We know people thought and still think of Gojo as a weapon. As something that must be controlled, because on the moment he decides he doesn't want to be around them anymore, he could just straight up kill then without any effort (but getting rid of people in positions of power only gets other people in positions of power and it'll be a neverending story, and Gojo knows this so he's trying to do his best to fix it all through the younger generation, by letting them live). And we also know that Suguru is one of the very few people who did not believe that at all
Like their personalities and characters and stories and literally everything, their names complement each other. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are such similar names, I get them mixed up all the time (the amount of times I've called them “Gojo Suguru” and “Geto Satoru” is embarassing. Also, “Saturu”. “Goto”. “Gejo”. Ugh). Both of their last names start with a G, end with an O and have 4 letters. Both of their given names start with an S, end with an U and have 6 letters. They complement each other. They need each other
The only times we've seen Gojo with an expression of actual pure, raw emotion is when it's about Geto. When he finds out about what Geto did, when he realizes how thin and wrong Geto looks, when he sees him again for what we assume to be the first time in years, when he dies, when a thing wearing his corpse and using his voice greets him (“Yo, Satoru!” oh my god)
Suguru was able to fight back when in Kenjaku's control after Satoru said his name. Kenjaku himself says that had never happened before
And you don't even have to see them as romantic. You don't have to ship them if you don't want to. But you can't deny that they care about each other more than they will ever care about anyone else
i swear i think about them at least once a day
Truth is, I am a righteous man, and I believe in her.
Truth is, all my love is borrowed.
Truth is, the hope in my heart blooms from her.
Truth is, when she calls, I go.
Truth is, I could not care less.
There's a space carved in my heart, it holds her, holds her close.
If I cannot be devoured, I'll devour her.
She'll be a picture in my wallet, she'll be a frame on my desk, she'll forever point to the sun, to the north star, she'll be my broken compass.
Truth is, I did not have a heart.
She made herself home.
And then she left.
Left a heart with a cave of her name.
I live on borrowed love.
I steal her hope.
She lost her way home.
Truth is, if I loved her more.
She would have come home.
In another life, I get lost with her.
In another life, I love what I have.
In another life, I have a heart, I have love and hope and kindness and I don't steal hers.
In another life, she comes home.
In another life, I love her more.
I have a heart, she stays in it, I stay with her.
The truth is,
In every life
Every time,
I am a righteous man.
I kill my best friend.
About to start Hidden Inventory, pray for me