screwlowes - friendly neighborhood gremlin
friendly neighborhood gremlin

just your friendly neighborhood gremlin probably won't post too much, just because I don't really know what I have to offer to the platform. my goal is to be as chaotic and funny as possible, while still spreading knowledge about my special interests. Said interests include, but are not limited to: The Scarlet Witch, Young Avengers, Keeper of the Lost Cities, words, etymology, random knowledge that I don't know what to do with, wonder woman, Hellenistic Polytheism, writing, art, and other things that relate to the above topics please message me if you have any questions about the above topics, or wish to be friends! 😃❤️ thanks, Seraphina ❤️

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11 months ago

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au


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11 months ago

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

11 months ago

P R I D E


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11 months ago

I'm both lol 😭

a meme

michael scott from the office looking awkward, labelled as "Artists drawing the same character over and over again" shaking hands with another michael scott, also awkward, labelled as "writers writing the same themes and tropes over and over again"
11 months ago

Could you give us some synonyms for big. I know there's giant, huge and massive but I want to see something new

Words to Use Instead Of..."Big"

sizeable

colossal

mammoth

vast

tremendous

monumental

towering

gargantuan

megalithic

outsize

cosmic

massy

ginormous

brawny

stupendous

jumbo

lofty

mega

monstrous

elephantine

titantic

hulking

extensive

humongous

supersize

exorbitant

A helpful suggestion: https://onelook.com/thesaurus/?s=%3Abig (words related to big)

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11 months ago

How to draw: Not white characters

How to draw a Black person

How to colour Black people skin tones

How to draw dreadlocks

How to draw African hair

How to draw curly hair

How to draw braids

How to draw braids part 2

How to draw cornrows

How to draw Bantu knots

How to draw two strand twists

How to draw an East Asian person

How to colour darker skin tones with alcohol markers

How to draw hijabs/traditional Muslim hair coverings (note, he used incorrect terminology, what he called a burqa was actually a niqab! Sorry for the mistake)

How to draw a hijabi girl

All links and art provided by @ itsajart on TikTok

Before you go “mY aRt sTyLe iS dIfFrEnT tHoUgH” you can moderate it and play around with your style to get it to fit.


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11 months ago

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

11 months ago

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

11 months ago

Does anybody know how to block a tag??? Please. I am very concerned at some of the stuff on my feed 😭😭😭😭😭 please


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11 months ago

bro no way you are believing your own actions are inherently wrong or selfish that, if done by another person, you would have met with understanding and sympathy... no way you refuse the mercy of humanity to yourself only


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11 months ago

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass


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11 months ago

@bovineblogger

The Wretched Abomination Known As The Minotaur Has Discovered Some Chalk
The Wretched Abomination Known As The Minotaur Has Discovered Some Chalk
The Wretched Abomination Known As The Minotaur Has Discovered Some Chalk
The Wretched Abomination Known As The Minotaur Has Discovered Some Chalk

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

11 months ago

So, over the course of four-ish hours, I just handwrote 38 pages of a short story... My hand is going to fall off 😭😭😭

But I'm going to type it up soon, and I might link it to my profile... I'm not sure though.

It's a prequel to my long-term novel I'm currently writing. The short story is nameless so far, but the novel is called The Ones who Hurt, and it just recently hit 100 pages! It's a high fantasy novel about a cowardly superhero, an empathetic ex-villain, a bisexual human, a very sapphic queen, three undead-ish assassins, Fae royalty, a historic mystery, a suspicious cult, and a whole lot of family drama.

If anyone would be interested in reading the short story and potentially excerpts from the novel as it gets written, please comment or DM me. Please reblog this and interact with it, I really would love more author and reading friends! :]

@unmellowyellowfellow @queen-of-hobgobblers @deadandgaysetanta


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1 year ago
>:(

>:(

I know I don't rant on here too much, or talk on here, really, but I have to scream about this. I was scrolling through my recommended articles just now, and this popped up.

Now, while I do not pray to Ares nor do I particularly enjoy his mythology, I know that as a legitimate deity, he is truly a wonderful deity. He is a protector of women, he is a defender of rape, domestic violence, and war victims, and so much others. He has so many myths in which he helps people, and honestly, he and Aphrodite are pretty strong, too.

He, much like Hades or Thanatos, does not deserve to be vilified because of fictional media! I enjoy participating in fandom as much as anyone, and I'm a very big fan of Percy Jackson, but Ares is not a villain, and for this article to come not from a fandom site, but an at least semi academic site, is very upsetting.

I just had to get that out of my system, sorry


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1 year ago

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

1 year ago

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

1 year ago
Man, I Was Expecting, Like, No Beta We Die Like Men Or Something, Not Fucking This! Not The One Kind

Man, I was expecting, like, no beta we die like men or something, not fucking this! Not the one kind of fic I rarely read because it hits me in my feels too much! Hate (read: love) when quizzes read my mind

@deadandgaysetanta @criophorus @foldingfittedsheets

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which ao3 tag are you?
I’m Fine With Mine 😂

I’m fine with mine 😂

No pressure tag : @bluejutdae @starlostseungmin @thefantasyden @antisocial-socialbutterfly @hyuuukais @zee-143 @straykeedz @torialefay

1 year ago

My friend just said 'my moral compass has a magnet in front of it' and I just thought that was absolutely hilarious 🤣

Especially because I had just said she had 'the emotional constitution of a bland soggy noodle' 🤣😅😎


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1 year ago
Stjepan Sejic Pin Ups
Stjepan Sejic Pin Ups
Stjepan Sejic Pin Ups
Stjepan Sejic Pin Ups

Stjepan Sejic pin ups

1 year ago

Now, Number 5!

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1 year ago

Lone

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

1 year ago
Sounds About Right Lol

Sounds about right lol

1 year ago

"Only write to progress the storyline"

Complete and utter blasphemy. I will be writing entire chapters on the lore of why a character has died hair or why they only talk a certain way, and it will have absolutely nothing to do with the overarching plot. Because who needs the dark and creepy murderous Fae cult when you could read about GAY!!! :] :] :]

writing advice that doesn't work for you

my fellow writers, what is a piece of writing advice that never did it for you?

I go first: "don't edit, rewrite".


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1 year ago

How does one send an evil boop??? Asking for a friend

Evil Boop????? What!?!!

Evil Boop????? What!?!!

1 year ago

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

1 year ago

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

1 year ago

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

1 year ago

Of course 🩷 I read it as a beautiful and emotional commentary on life 😃

imagine i put some sad poetry here about not being able to meaningfully help the people important to me in their times of need. i’d write it myself but i have to get back to work

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