Mostly Transformers stuff, occasionally nsfw; and yes, I'm an adult. :3
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And look at the fic I wrote to go with it!
Reunited (2242 words) by Searece Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl, Jazz Additional Tags: Mermech AU, Childhood Friends, they hold hands and it's adorable Summary: Prowl moved away when he was young, but he never forget his best friend. Now, he's returned to the town of his youth.
Here's my final piece for @jazzprowl-zine! The zines are finally being delivered so I can post this now!
This is my piece for the @jazzprowl-zine!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl, Jazz Additional Tags: Mermech AU, Childhood Friends, they hold hands and it's adorable Summary:
Prowl moved away when he was young, but he never forget his best friend. Now, he's returned to the town of his youth.
Note: Go look at the art that inspired this!
https://at.tumblr.com/tartling/heres-my-final-piece-for-jazzprowl-zine-the/pjqypc5b9x36
quick doodle of Cadence from my fic Secret on AO3. he’s gray because sparklings flush colors later on in life and I haven’t given his colors yet in fic :)
Demon!Jazz - he has dual toned protoform
How many sonas have I gone through? Who knows. I really like this one tho, so here's hoping it sticks
next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"
I’m alive! just lacking inspiration and very busy Dx
mechavoreAU - there’s a sickness that overcomes hungry mechavore, causing them to devour themselves to sate their hunger
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: AU, dragon - Freeform Summary:
Jazz is a small dragon, and he is determined to get Prowl's attention. The Praxian is not that observant at first.
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)
Chapter 3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33666037/chapters/84004741#workskin
It’s a soulmate AU!
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)
Chapter 2: Vacation https://archiveofourown.org/works/33666037/chapters/83703991
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:30):
so, random thoughts about cybertronians recharging and stuff
so like, obviously they sleep to do proper memory-sorting and stuff, but there's also like... and actual recharging function going on to right
Death (04.09.2021 16:31):
henlo i just got home give me dat good headcanons
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:31):
so im assuming they're recharging some sort of internal battery while 90% of their systems are shut down
either using stored energon, or ambient electricity or something
Death (04.09.2021 16:32):
i think converting energon to battery stored
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):
so like, could a bot chug 2 cubes of energon, hook up to another bot, and keep them awake longer by taking a nap for them
Death (04.09.2021 16:32):
hahahah i love it
also yes
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):
does jazz make prowl do his paperwork while taking a nap FOR him
Death (04.09.2021 16:32):
oh no
Death (04.09.2021 16:32):
oh NO
Death (04.09.2021 16:32):
Ratchet would be so MAD
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):
oh 200%
Death (04.09.2021 16:33):
'YOU TWO IDIOTS I WILL WELD YOU TO A RECHARGE STATION PROWL'
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:33):
because if they're hardwired together for this, jazz could also like... do the brain defrag at the same time
Death (04.09.2021 16:33):
It's 100% cheating and Ratchet hates it
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:33):
prowl: i have so much work to do
jazz: i gotchu fam *chugs 2 bottles of highgrade and has a nap* for the autobot cause
Death (04.09.2021 16:34):
'You know damn well you can't function properly without shutting YOURSELF down for at LEAST 6 cycles every two days prowl'
Death (04.09.2021 16:34):
'AND YOU, Jazz, you primus damned enabler'
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:34):
lol
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:34):
funny thing is, as long as it IS jazz it's probably just as good as actual sleep
Death (04.09.2021 16:35):
yeah but the thing is Prowl's hardware would be running nonstop for too long
Death (04.09.2021 16:35):
and Ratch wants him to let it cool down and he doesnt
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:35):
jazz: *plonks an icepack on prowls head*
Death (04.09.2021 16:35):
hahahah
Death (04.09.2021 16:35):
Jazz *installs a super cooling system to heat sink for prowl while he naps for him too*
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:35):
jazz probably already has one
Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:36):
if he has to beat heat sensors on the regular
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)
Chapter 1, Getting Lost: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33666037/chapters/83665639
When you asked if Prowl would be street legal in your tags, my brain instantly went, "wait, but why would Prowl be wearing his Cybertronian alt mode?"
Ok now imagine Jazz taking a vehicle mode selfies like ‘Wow, looks like I am getting pulled over.’ Then the next photo is him and Prowl in root mode and Jazz is silly smooching Prowl with the caption ‘Just kidding, it’s just my husband! <3’ while Prowl is flustered while trying to tell Jazz he was speeding.
PLEASE. THIS. AAAAAAA
Jazz would totally do this. 100%.
Also, okay, so, the scientists arrive. Perceptor, Wheeljack, idk Que even. Whoever. And then they get holoforms. Jazz would change his so frequently.
Idea
Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such
Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.
He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.
Yes I love that. Also, Prowl eventually makes his own social media accounts and instantly has almost as many followers as Jazz does.
Jazz absently mentions one time that his horns/fins sometimes get cold, and then next week he receives a package in the mail with horn cozies in it.
Idea
Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such
Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.
He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.
Also for the first good month or so, Prowl doesn't speak on the live streams or whatever, he just looks at the camera and Jazz and makes noncommittal robot noises. Then when he finally does speak, the internet goes crazy again because oh WOW he's got a hot voice.
Idea
Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such
Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.
He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.
THIS. THIS. AAAAAH. It's everything I never knew I needed.
Also I am just imagining Jazz on a live stream of video flailing his arms and squeaking out, "A new bot just landed, and and and, and he's mine! He's mine. He's here. He's HERE! I can't describe it any better than that right now but I'm so happy AAAAA-!"
Also he tales lots of pictures of snoozing Prowl and shares them later with captions like, "look at him. Look at him. Isn't he cute and precious?"
Also he posts a single thing that makes their size difference very evident, and the internet goes crazy.
Idea
Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such
Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.
He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.
Got some donuts! Delicious. And entirely not related to fic, like the last thing I reblogged was talking about.
THIS. I needed to see this so much. You have no idea. Thank you so much.
Destroy the idea that you need to have a fandom "brand"
Post whatever you want. Be chaotic. Consistency? I don't know her.
You are a complex human who enjoys many things. So is everyone you know. Allow your blog or your AO3 or your twitter to be as messy and jumbled as you are.
Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:
I’m doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here’s the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585
Chapter 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145
Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:
I’m doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here’s the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585
Chapter 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145
Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:
I’m doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here’s the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585
Chapter 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145
Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:
I'm doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here's the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585
Chapter 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145
I've also seen Praxus' citizens written as Praxan, without the i.
I'm fond of Staniz! Stanizian. Sometimes I write Jazz as from there since he's from there in the 2005 IDW continuity.
So in one of my fics in progress, i am assigning Senators to certain City states, but got distracted while writing the actual fic into wondering what the City State citizens were called.
Iacon—>Iaconian
Kaon—>Kaonian(canon), Kaonite(fanon)
Praxus—>Praxian
Vos—>Vosian
Helex—>Helexian
Polyhex—>Polyhexian(canon), Polyhexan(what i had been using)
Uraya—>Urayan
.....
What are your favorite ones you’ve come across?