Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
So:
I did that Florida man birthday thing and...
Jesus Christ.
Reblog with your own, if you like.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Castlevania Nocturne
So... Richter Belmont & Alucard!
I'm probably fine.
no one will know which one it is.
Do not suddenly stop drinking alcohol as a new years resolution if you have been consistently using alcohol most days
Your body gets used to the presence of the alcohol as a sedative in your system
Suddenly removing the sedative you are chemically accustomed to is like suddenly removing the wall you are leaning on - you will topple over
You brain electricity gets overexcited
This causes seizures
This causes sudden onset dementia (Wernicke's encephalopathy)
This causes brain damage
If you use alcohol often (even in moderate amounts)
Or in large amounts
Or you have ever noticed you get shakey tremors and anxious when you stop drinking
Then your body is chemically dependant and you need to be very careful coming off alcohol otherwise you will cause brain damage
Slowly wean down the amount you drink over days or weeks
Talk to a doctor about your goals to quit and ask about support options
Medically supported withdrawal is a lot safer
If alcohol withdrawal goes badly there is a 15% chance it will kill you.
Do not go this alone
You deserve to be safe
So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments
ms paint study from 2021
This guy won’t leave
annoying as fuck
Me, last week
Me, this week.
Today is 1/9/25.
1 reblog = 1 additional day I keep my eyebrows shaved clean.
i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.
there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.
anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.
A Better World - create an alternate history timeline
Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game
Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet
Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games
Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones
Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy
ZenGM - simulate sports
Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi
IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)
Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface
The Cafe & Diner - mystery game
The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game
Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions
Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game
Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game
Miniconomy - player driven economy game
Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes
BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators
Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil
Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.
if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.
i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
So how do you explain @god-offical then, hmm?
Checkmate, atheists
bad news is ive got mono good news is ive solved whether or not theres a god
Hundred acre wood
That's just wholesome. Thanks!
You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.
reblog if you think that 1880 is going to be a fresh start!
Happiness Will Come To You.
and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who stabbed his company's ceo during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself
edit: the stabbed was the company’s president* not ceo, and the company (Anderson Express) manufactures vehicles for the US military
edit 2: to add on, the US military at this time sends much of its supplies to apartheid Israel in the genocide and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their country. this company was indirectly but most certainly harming and killing Palestinians.