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@freelanced you know, that wouldn’t be a bad idea. How would we prevent him from hacking it though?

Omega also has a giant butterfly net. We’ve only had to use it once so far.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

😊 aww Wreck, you didn’t have to do this! This is very very sweet vod, thank you. You make me happy too.

(I’m guessing you meant to send this anonymously…but I’m kinda glad you didn’t.)

@freelanced then we bring in @kersplosion99. And if that doesn’t work @toothpick-man has a grappling hook on his Firepuncher. Some nights it takes all of us but we corral him eventually.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

@obviously-99 you are always the picture of propriety even at 3am, vod. Now let me just cover your ears for a second…

*whispers to everyone else* that was a terrible night and we do not speak of it. Please I beg of you if you see him with a cup of caf any later than lunchtime come get me. We do not wish to repeat this.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

I never said you were, vod’ika 😉

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

Have you been reading over Tech’s shoulder again when he’s been researching nutritional value panels? @obviously-99

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

Did I really make you do anything though? You usually are adamant that I can’t.

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

Apparently you do….

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

Oh I haven’t had it before at all. You know I can’t handle slimy textures. I just thought you would like it 😏

@sergeant-migraine, I did it.

I drank your stupid karking tea. I hope you're happy

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

I figured you would like it Cross. Rose petals suit you 😉

@sergeant-migraine, I did it.

I drank your stupid karking tea. I hope you're happy

Is that so @chronically-underpaid?

@sergeant-migraine, I did it.

I drank your stupid karking tea. I hope you're happy

See, that wasn’t so bad was it 😏.

Although, that was awfully fast. How do I know you didn’t just pour it out on the side of the road before you got back?

@sergeant-migraine, I did it.

I drank your stupid karking tea. I hope you're happy

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*face softening a little* that’s good to hear. I’m glad to hear Omega had that effect on you, it’s not uncommon that she manages to get people to see the world a bit differently.

Oh? And who might that be? I have some acquaintances on Ord Mantel myself.

Hey there, sorry about the whole... Attempting to kidnap your kid thing. I really was just trying to do the job I was hired for and meant nothing personal by it. But you've got yourself a really special one and I hope she's still doing okay.

Also if you're ever interested in a sparring partner, I'm available.

*arms still crossed* I’m sure it was just a job to you, but Omega is my kid, so I’m sure you can understand why I’d have a little bit of a hard time trusting you still.

That said, you’re right to be impressed. Omega is very special, and she’s doing just fine here with us.

I’d have to think about it, but given how engaging our last fight was, I have to admit you’re a good sparring partner. I might could be persuaded to take you up on that sometime. If only to prove again that I can beat you, at least at hand-to-hand combat. 🔪 @foxy-mercenary

@foxy-mercenary I suppose we can call it a draw for now. Omega did say that you told her you were trying to help her. It takes a lot more than that to convince me though. Actions speak louder than words. I’ll believe your good intentions when I see them.

As for going up against @toothpick-man…good luck with that. You’ll need it.

Hey there. Names Fennec. Fennec Shand. I've heard you're pretty handy with a rifle. I'm not easily impressed, but I gotta say if the rumors are true then I definitely have some competition for best sharpshooter in the galaxy.

Not saying you'll beat me of course, but it'd be nice to have some competition around here.

Competition? I hope you're joking.

You certainly couldn't keep up with me, I assure you.

Hey there, sorry about the whole... Attempting to kidnap your kid thing. I really was just trying to do the job I was hired for and meant nothing personal by it. But you've got yourself a really special one and I hope she's still doing okay.

Also if you're ever interested in a sparring partner, I'm available.

*arms still crossed* I’m sure it was just a job to you, but Omega is my kid, so I’m sure you can understand why I’d have a little bit of a hard time trusting you still.

That said, you’re right to be impressed. Omega is very special, and she’s doing just fine here with us.

I’d have to think about it, but given how engaging our last fight was, I have to admit you’re a good sparring partner. I might could be persuaded to take you up on that sometime. If only to prove again that I can beat you, at least at hand-to-hand combat. 🔪 @foxy-mercenary

Wow. Way to throw me under the shuttlebus, Cross. Glad you have so much confidence in my skills 💀

@foxy-mercenary that’s not exactly how I remember that going down. Considering that I managed to knock you off that speeder and rescue Omega and escape, I’d say we had a pretty even fight there. More than even. *crosses arms and raises eyebrow in a smirk*

Hey there. Names Fennec. Fennec Shand. I've heard you're pretty handy with a rifle. I'm not easily impressed, but I gotta say if the rumors are true then I definitely have some competition for best sharpshooter in the galaxy.

Not saying you'll beat me of course, but it'd be nice to have some competition around here.

Competition? I hope you're joking.

You certainly couldn't keep up with me, I assure you.

*facepalm* *long sigh* I’m sorry, Wrecker. I was more meaning @obviously-99’s insight on the fireworks, but it came out all wrong. I would blame it on the remnants of the migraine, you know how convoluted my words get sometimes, but I won’t.

I was not at all wanting to imply that you’re not a demolitions expert. You are THE expert. I guess I get a little touchy with the safety precautions when Omega is involved 😬🫣

Would giving me a hug for as long as you want make it up to you @kersplosion99?

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

We often have very different definitions of fine, Tech. I’m going to stand here with my water bottle until you take a sip. Then you can go back to work @obviously-99

Ey there Crosshair,

Brought you some snacks and water. You look like you need some.

I'm sorry, are you insinuating that I look undernourished and dehydrated?

@kersplosion99 @toothpick-man You all know caf is the only way I put up with you lot some days 🤨

Don’t worry I keep the water bottle you got me at my side at all times too @chronically-underpaid. Not sure I can say the same for @obviously-99

Ey there Crosshair,

Brought you some snacks and water. You look like you need some.

I'm sorry, are you insinuating that I look undernourished and dehydrated?

I suppose I will have defer to @obviously-99’s expertise on this one. And we would never start without you.

*puts in earplugs* I’ll be in my room until the explosion part is over…someone come get me once the movie starts.

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Yes Wreck, we can still do the fireworks too. Just be careful.

*sighs and wipes his hand over his face*

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Yes @kersplosion99 you can have all the snacks you want 🙏🏻 we’ll still have a fun night. Especially now that I don’t have to worry about someone getting hurt.

@toothpick-man you know I can still hear whispering 😉 you’ll have to try harder than that next time.

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

This is NOT what I meant by that 🤨

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Glad to know you care 😉

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

I…I don’t…*sigh* I’ve already had one migraine today, I don’t need another 🥺

@kersplosion99 how about instead of blowing up a tree you can get a few Roman candles instead. That should be relatively safe around Omega, right @chronically-underpaid @obviously-99?

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Thank you for wanting to be helpful brother, really 🙏🏻 you know I appreciate it. And you. Even when I don’t say it.

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Wait no I thought we said no exploding this time?? @chronically-underpaid back me up here…

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.