Hello Dearest Band Nerds That Follow Me. I Have Announcements To Make.

After years of being told off for my instrument choice because "trumpet is the easiest instrument" and "I can play taps trumpet is super easy" and even "I played some notes as a boy scout it was very easy"

I have come to a standpoint.

Yes, trumpet is easy to play, but trumpet is very hard to be good at.

Thank you I am tired of clarinets saying I'm useless

Edit: Tumblr clarinets are v chill ily the clarinets in my class sucK

G U Y S

Tysm!!! Y'all are amazing and honestly I kinda didnt think this would happen?? Ily all ♡♡♡♡

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

I honestly just wish that my school can put on our musical this spring. Corona has made our rehearsals cancelled and I am very upset for all the seniors who might not get to be in their last musical :)))

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

how does one do partials on trompet ?????? also did i spell partialdnds right??? fafFddF

We do partialdnds by doing faster/slower lip buzz for higher/lower notes and lots of air and yes you spelt partialdnds correct :))))

I made another one of these

tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral

A Piccolo Trumpet.

Yes, you can actually put a trumpet mouthpiece in a piccolo, and yes, it does work.

Marching Quotes #1

"Do you think if I just stood in the road a car would hit me?"

"Why is there a frog on your head"

"We look like a cult."

"We are a cult."

"Could you please take the frog off of your head its distracting everyone."

"Its suns out guns out bois."

"Ooh you looking extra thicc today"

"JOIN THE ARMY"

"I was twirling and your locker was in my way!"

"Wow that sounds like jazz band!"

"Your trumpet is a dad."

"I hate my section almost as much as I hate myself."

"That's not funky fresh. It's the opposite of funky fresh... not funky fresh."

"Let's switch trumpets"

"IS THAT A PHONE?"

"I definitely played all of those notes correctly."

Yo we're doing it this year too. Our band slows down within three measures and it does not sound anything like the song. I mean, it sounds nice, but it's not really Dynamite you know???

There are some songs that are not meant to be played by a marching band

Dynamite by Taio Cruz is most definitely one of them

*Lightning on the feild*

Literally Everybody: We're human lightning rods!!!!

Literally Everybody: *Sticks instruments and flags into the air as high as they possibly can*