I Was Working On Trying To Make A Prettyboy Dwarf In Inquisition And I Think I Just Made Dwarf Dorian.

Mel doesn't make a move on Jayce in this AU because she assumes they're dating for real, like most people would. You'd think this would be out of character for her because she's good at reading people, so you'd think she'd be able to tell it was a sham. But no. The thing is, she's right: they are dating! They just don't know it yet.

Arcane AU where everything is mostly the same but at some point after the academy and before the events of the show Jayvik got married for the tax benefits and so Viktor could have a last name for practical reasons and basically it's a fake dating AU until someone else points out that neither of them seem even remotely bothered that this will impact their future romantic prospects with anyone outside their marriage

The moral of the arcane season two act three is that if you're suicidal you should just go ahead and kill yourself

Another excerpt from my jayvik fic that my friend liked

My star trek OC, Mephistopheles, and his boyfriend Allan (belonging to @joenasx), plus their cowboy AU versions, courtesy of tahoyakiii!

I think abt this sandwich so often. They made biting this sandwich look sooo satisfying. And the actual thing itself is like the platonic ideal of a sandwich. I crave it. I want to teleport into the arcane universe just so I can eat this one sandwich

glorious evolution

what did i mean by this.

imagine going to burger king and you're like can i have a chicken wrap which isn't a burger nor on the menu but isn't an unreasonable thing to order and they're like sorry we don't serve wraps but we can introduce you to our burger guy who makes the best burgers and then you go to the burger guy and he's like yeah i can make a burger and a wrap but i think you should go to the sushi bar next door because. i'm gonna fuck the wrap?

its my birthday i get to pick the mindless fluff

Sleepy sonadow...

All I want for arcane s2 is for Mel Jayce and Viktor to be in the same room together and talk