Hello! Pinned Post Because Why Not (will Definitely Be Edited In Future):

I wish a very merry “sparkle on its wednesday monday” Thursday to all those who celebrate.

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

Have been meaning to actually start posting for a while, so figure I’ll just start with a few things I’ve seen recently and really enjoyed. Most posts are going to be queued (this one too lol) but consider this the sign that I am in fact alive and on Tumblr.

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

Clonefies is that you

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

So this is what greatness feels like. The masses adore me. I am like a god, adored by millions. My influence is unlimited. From the stars to the sea all shall hear my voice. Moots may look under the cut for timeless wisdom and ageless insight. All others must simply bask in my presence

(I censored all of your urls because I didn’t want to dox you and I don’t know Tumblr etiquette please don’t make fun of me)

@funnier-as-a-system

the sins of the guilty

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

whitepine tomorrow!! whoa!

This is now my headcannon for Doctor4t. Cannon and IRL. Folly too. The fact that you’re a deity does not stop you from ratting it up.

@milo-the-mage @marethyu-42 @enlighten3d I’m a genius and a madman and look at the tags I spent like 8 minutes on them

The funniest thing about how maids are depicted in a certain kind of fiction is that, like, at least half the time the people who ostensibly own the place don't even really seem to want them to be there? It's often genuinely unclear who their actual employer is, or whether they're getting paid at all – it's like looking at a universe where if you build a fancy enough house, maids just show up, like rats.

Omg it’s me fr

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from