Hello! I’m Shiny (they/them, she/her, he/him + any neos), and am mostly just messing around!
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Brilliant art of a terrible person. God I hate them so much. Just like them to have a vanity portrait commissioned. Incredible line work and lovely colors. They tried to kill me once, and for at MOST one good reason. I want their boots.
rams, my warlock :] i love them very much, they’ve seen horrid things
For the record, my partner and I deny all allegations, on legal, moral, and homosexual fronts. We will be taking no further questions, encourage all our followers to refer back to the following:
We love taking orders, and following rules.
We are both good, and importantly, not evil.
We are just partners. I cannot stress this enough.
Organized a dinner party recently. It was lovely. I hosted spectacularly. The guests hatred of me and everything I stood for was rivaled only by my hatred of them and everything they stood for.