My Year In A Nutshell.

Every Single Person In The Country Of Denmaark Loves Me And If I Ever Learn Anything To The Contrary I Will Nuke Them To The Stone Ages

one direction is like the pyramids. they existed but you’re not sure how

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

being an empth and watching car crash compilations and swearing and saying "fuck! shit!" like it's my car

girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together