You try to swim in a mall fountain but you fall breaking your spine. You are now slowly drowning as Despacito plays in the background
327 posts
Latest Posts by sittiytaart - Page 9
“Luz does end up being Philip’s guide to the human realm” au where every time she gets impatient and starts being (completely justifiably) mean to him, he just acts Extra Old And Befuddled so she looks like a mannerless teenager abusing her mildly demented grandfather in public
it makes her so mad. if he doesn’t cut this shit out then she’s going to take him to the mall and ‘lose’ him.
they zzz
expectation
Sunny gets traumatised again.
Headcannon: Balloon boy is based on you Michael
Omg guys I really need to talk briefly about the PPG Movie. I actually never watched it as a kid because this movie didn't get release in my country and I actually didn't know they even have a movie until recently last year. I remember when I was a kid they kinda promoted the movie on CN by showing clips of the girls being interviewed seperately on a red couch and lmao my 6 yro brain thought it was cool and I didn't understand a thing at the same time because girly doesnt understand English so I actually didn't know it was for their movie.
Anyway, holy fuck this movie is everything to me because who would've thought a cute series about 3 little girls with superpowers has the saddest backstory ever???? I'm not going to talk about the plot in details, I rarher you guys watch it and understand the grief and pain I went through.
I honestly bawled my fucking eyes out after it ends because bITTCHHHH HOW DARE THE WHOLE TOWN TREATS MY LITTLE GIRLS LIKE THAT?????? 😭😭😭😭
I like how they build the girl's character here, when they were uh...born, all three of them look like a doll, you can't really tell their personality early on until the Professor assigned them their names. And I find it funny that Buttercup won't be as grumpy and tough as she is in the show if Utonium gives more thought into naming her lol. Also i won't shut the fuck up ever about this but I just love how Utonium just made them because he wants kids, he wants to be a parent and just raise them to be good kids. And him being new to the parenting thing (like legit he just thought of wow I want to be a dad because this town fuckin sucks and hours later procured a triplets in his lab) and he being very extremely freshly new to the parenting thing was like "oh shit it's their birthday I should get gifts!" When it clicked on him that it was their birthday and just ran out of the house to get them a car load of gifts while talking to gimself about how excited he is to be a dad (and also reminding himself not to leave the kids home alone anymore so after the incident he only leaves the kids with babysitters at home if he needs to go out at night)
It's so heartbreaking to see the whole town turning their backs on these innocent girls. They totally didn't know how the world works, they're literally 1 day old and poor Professor totally didn't know how to take care of them. They don't understand why people hate them and flew out and cry on meteors trying to process why everyone hates them. Idk seeing all three of them up there had me fuckin bawling like a dumb baby I am. I think I saw people say the Professor is bad at this time too because he didn't believe them and abandoned them and like honestly, no???? I don't accept Utonium slander in this house. He didn't hate them at all, it was just too much for him to handle in one day and he looks more like he is disappointed than he hates them and wants to get rid of them. If you ever notice, at the near end of the movie he ran back to the town with Antidote X and frantically looked for the girls to tell them he has ways to defeat Mojo. He didn't give up on them at all, he immediately ran home and quickly whipped out the Antidote from his lab and drove back downtown just to save the city instead of leaving it in chaos despite how much the people terrorised him and painted him as a villain. He still loves his native town very much and even though he is human, he wanted to give a helping hand to stop the rampaging monkey from destroying the city more. I wont shut the fuck up about Utonium in this movie ever ughhh 😩😩😩💕💕
I don't hate this movie at all despite the ill treatment on them in the middle of the movie. I really appreciate how their backstory has more meaning and also I don't blame on Townsville at all, I would be freaked out by them too. They have rampaging crimes and monsters visiting them by weekly. That's already a threat to them and then suddenly 3 little girls are rampaging the city while playing tag and this time they know who made them and you can arrest that person? I would be knocking on Utonium's door with picket fence and sporks and screams angrily at him too lol.
Anyway, 10/10 will terrorize my moots to watch this and made them cry too 🤧
toh au idea-
what if belos didn’t like luz refusing to go through the door so instead of throwing her into the table (i still can’t believe that damn plan worked), he didn’t start to petrify her, and instead took her forcibly into the human realm with him, not giving her a chance to save herself, or for anyone to help save her
Luisa is strong and has an almost unlimited stamina, but Dolores is actually the fastest in the family.
One time the grankids did a race around the house, fully expecting Luisa to win but it was still for fun.
In the end even Dolores was surprised when she passed Luisa and won.
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
GOT NOBODY BECAUSE I’M BRAINDEAD
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.
reblog to give a trans woman the opporitunity to take a nap
Almost forgot this
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
So i think Elizabeth would be quite violent as a child before disaster, wonder were she inherited from 🤔🙄 so i made a Fanart about it because yeah oh and also an extra meme i made of how i picture the afton siblings
William is a failing malewife
Well, it IS hard to malewife when you don't have a partner anymore. I'm sure he can manipulate and mansplain his way through it tho
Saving The World Before Bedtime
ok we’ve seen trans buttercup and trans blossom, and even trans rowdy ruff boys… but WHERE on EARTH is trans bubbles?? like i HC him as trans so hard but there is literally no fanart or fanfics of him. oh well guess i’ll have to make my own…
And she'll still kick your ass💙
no words only airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars
Izzy’s parents were revealed 😳😳/j
https://www.cbr.com/my-little-pony-artist-declares-mordetwi-meme-canon/
A quick summary of Amphibia season 3B so far
Taglist:
@monochromatic-ahhhh @maritasdump @ohyoumeanher @beneaththeiceandsnow @goodartitude @true-colours @iamthelordoftime @useless-space-rock-lesbians
Amphibia Swap AU!
Commander Anne gave us a buffed Sasha.
So I present you... Buff! Marcy!...it makes no sense whatsoever but I liked the idea enough to draw it! XD.
Taglist: @dodelidoo @scrabbleknight @a-pastel-unicorn
I felt the mood strike and found myself drawing my favorite little mud family actually Next to eachother for once. Maybe not Exactly proportional but you get the gist, I’ll have to work on the clothes because “Puritan Cowboy” requires more reference than i presently have (patience for)… also Ish is buff now, have I mentioned she’s a little hunky now,
How I think the ppg and the rrb would be like when they're drunk
all of those are for when they're really really drunk
Butch
it would be him but worse
like everything chaotic about him would just, get enhanced
he would throw himself at tables, drink entire bottles of whatever's in front of him, anything to make people scream (whether it's cheering or being genuinely terrified or angry at him)
at the beginning he really is the heart of the party until everyone decides "this is just too much" and kick him out
Buttercup
Weirdly enough, I think she would get flirty?
cause like, buttercup is FAR from being flirty when she's sober
but I can totally picture her just telling everyone pickup lines and every single time people are like "?????" and of course they can't help being embarrassed and feeling SO attracted to her because, I mean, that's not common buttercup behavior
but she's rarely actually interested in anyone she flirts with
she just thinks it's fun
Bubbles
she would be so full of rage
challenging everyone to an arm wrestle and winning every single time
"WOOOOOO LET'S GO!!! WHO'S NEXT??" *takes a shot*
idk just the thought of feral bubbles makes me giggle
she and Butch absolutely cannot be together when drunk
Boomer
you know that wine mom thing where they drink a couple glasses of wine and start asking everyone to dance and sing with them?
yeah
"come here babe, get up, let's dance"
*starts slow dancing like a mom*
*like, straight up swaying his hips with a cup in his hand and snapping his fingers with the other*
because of this he will not get drunk unless everyone else is also drunk because it's just too embarrassing
Blossom
if you watch Brooklyn 99 you'll know what I'm talking about when I say blossom gets drunk like amy
for those who aren't familiar with the Amy Santiago drunkness scale, here's a list (and how I think it would be like with blossom)
One Drink Amy Blossom: One Drink Blossom is "a little spacey", being a bit out of touch with what's happening around her
Two Drink Blossom: Two Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Loud Blossom") shouts everything she says.
Three Drink Blossom: Three Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Blossom Dance Pants") dances constantly. This Blossom is very fond of drunk boomer and will accompany him in his wine mom shenanigans
Four Drink Blossom: Four Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Horny Blossom") is "a little bit of a perv", often making comments loaded with sexual innuendo. This is very interesting to watch when she's with buttercup because people will go insane. It's also VERY interesting to watch when she's around Brick.
Five Drink Blossom: Five Drink Blossom is "weirdly confident". She has a confidence level that she never normally displays, which is also fun to watch since it intersects with four drink Blossom.
Six Drink Blossom: Six Drink Blossom is "just sad". Six Drink Blossom is also when Blossom may get sick if she drinks more.
Seven Drink Blossom: a mystery, and so are the others after that. Blossom hasn't been able to drink more than 6 drinks without immediately collapsing
it also goes without saying that it is incredibly hard to even get to One Drink Blossom since she's such a goody two shoes
Brick
you'll rarely ever see brick get really really drunk
both because he's very good at handling alcohol and because he hates his drunk self. it betrays everything he believes in
that is because drunk brick 1. has absolutely no filter and 2. is very clingy
that results in a lot of "you know I really like you right, buttercup? you're really really cool" and "bubbles your dress is pretty you're very pretty" and "I love you guys so much!!!" (his brothers)
but the best of drunk brick is when he's around blossom
we have yet to see drunk blossom encounter drunk brick. usually one of them is much sober than the other so they end up taking care of one another
but yeah drunk brick just straight up hugs blossom and tells her she smells nice and is so smart and so pretty
once he actually almost told her he loved her but she stopped him mid sentence cause that would be just hurtful
the joy and the laughter
Just imagined what if the madrigal grandchildren just like, talked? Like they don’t seem to really interact that much in depth before the movie. So what if the eldest children (Isabella, Dolores, Luisa) just had a convo when they were young teens and realize they are collectively having an awful time.
- they’d create a much closer, much more protective dynamic
- they still don’t quite stand up to their abuela but make cover stories and excuses to lessen each other’s burdens (Dolores complains that she hears Luisa’s stress and physical strain all the time and haggles gets her a day off on the weekends)
-instant over protectiveness when mirabel and Camilo are born. Dolores will always alert the other two if they get in some kind of trouble.
-after mirabels gift ceremony all the grandchildren huddle in Isabella’s room to comfort her.
-they have more emotional talks with each other as time goes by
-they collectively team up to keep anyone from getting hit on (Dolores uses this to her advantage to curve Mariano’s interest onto her while the others are preoccupied keeping Isabella sane)
-I also imagine mirabel would also get a lot of shit from sleezy guys? Since she’s seen as the most vulnerable. This just leads to plenty of men being hung upside down from vines or having bruises of shame from Luisa or mirabel herself getting him off her.
-Antonio is born and they all collectively get ready to indoctrinate him into their dynamic
- mirabel is still closest to Antonio but everyone else pays noticeably more attention to him
- if casita still starts breaking (these kids are still under a lot of stress man) the story is more quietly shared between the grandchildren and they work together to figure it out
-finding the vision and they all just kinda make the silent agreement to not say a word
- the rats do eventually steal the vision and lead them to Bruno which stresses him out greatly
- just all six of his nieces and nephews gathered in his tiny room in the walls
-I think to make the miracle stronger they might need to help pepa or Julieta, they it and their kids are already on good terms
- abuela gets mad at them because the end result is not constant sunshine like she wants
-mirabel still goes off on abuela because how dare she hurt her Tia and mama
- if casita fully collapsed after that mirabel would have no chance to disappear on her own because the grandchildren huddle up in their little oh shit circle
-idk I think the rest would be the same, just with dos oruguitas happening with all the grandkids
seen too much, heard too much
Being reminded that I’m going to die one day when I try to sleep is God’s punishment for me eating a burger with a fork and knife
Madrigal kids before getting their report cards (because I just got mine):
ISABELA- girl is always confident she passes but when she does get a low grade, she starts hysterically crying for days on end.
DOLORES- c'mon, girl already knows her grades even before it was given, when she hears she's got a low grade, she secretly blackmails the teacher like, "I got a B on geography... Would your wife like know what you did a few days ago? Yeah I didn't think so, now give me an A."
LUISA: girl's got anxiety, like she'll be waiting for her card thinking about all the things she did wrong and all the notes she didn't take. She just cries like her big sister whenever she gets a low grade, and maybe she bargains like, "please, I-I can do this extra credit, I need this! I would do this report that's due next week just so I can have this A, please!"
CAMILO: boy starts packing up the night before and leaves the house to hide and comes back 4 day later when he know pepa calmed down. His attitude in school is the jokester so he doesn't really take everything seriously, he lives by the quote "it's all fun and games untill the report card comes."
MIRABEL: she's as anxious as Luisa and worries about stuff that shouldn't be of concerned. She sends her mami and papi the good old "my grades don't define me unless it's high" and she smiles to her self as she silently dies on the inside for failing a subject.