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Just realized i forgot Blue and Peacock's stubble oops
Featuring:
Candy!BF- Blue (idk what to call the au lol), S2!BF- Bee, SFA!BF- Peacock
And vague mentions of:
PoPr!BF- Biff, CS!BF- Beefer, WYD!BF- Beef
Hell on Ochre technique is making myself balance 8 characters in one drabble because I feel guilty about leaving anyone's BFs out when they're on my list. Have fun shenanigans with a gut punch of angst at the end (sorry) <3
BFs in this drabble: PoPr!BF (Biff, mine), cs!BF (Beefer, mine), fc!BF (Boyf, Keyy's), wyd!BF (Beef, Karl's), sfa!BF (Peacock, Shed's), S2!BF (Bee, Isaac's), Candy!BF? (Blue, Slushgut's, unsure of a prefix for now), Yourself (YS)
“Why did I ever agree to this?” YS grumbled, rubbing a hand across his throat. “Fucking hell, I’m going to have such a sore throat tomorrow morning because I decided to indulge you shitters.”
“Well no one said you had to do them all one right after another, that was you, dumbass.”
YS glared at Boyf. “Oh and how else was I supposed to comprehend the request? Not a single one of you looked willing to wait your turn. No concept of patience in this room.”
“How am I supposed to have patience when you have such a cool song?! I got excited and so did everyone else!” Blue complained, contrasting the grin on his face.
“At least it was only six times and not seven. I had my turn months ago.” Biff was grinning as well. “Though I also had the thought in the back of my head that you wanted to kill me, potentially, so it was nervous fun.”
“I wasn’t gonna-” YS huffed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “No, fair enough, I literally smacked you across the room. Sorry. Have I ever actually said I was sorry for that? I’m such an idiot.”
“You were forgiven a long time ago, I don’t care.” Softer tone from Biff now. “Though I think you should have recreated the experience for everyone else. Or at least Beef.”
“What the fuck is your problem?!” Beef hollered, making angry faces at Biff. “Fuck you in particular!”
“Fuck you also!”
“I’m not smacking everyone across the room.” YS said bluntly. “I’m not going to be physically hurting any of you on purpose, thank you.”
“Aaah, big guy cares about us.” Peacock teased.
“Okay you’re making me consider going back on what I just said.”
“Can you reconsider that for Beefer specifically I kinda wanna see who’d win between you two.”
“He’s a literal dinosaur?? Who the hell do you think is gonna win?” YS asked incredulously.
“I haven’t figured out how to go into battle mode yet and I’m too nervous about how my situation’s playing out to ask yet.” Beefer shrugged. “If that makes you feel better. I can’t do much other than bite and scratch without it.”
“Can you hurry up and figure it out a little faster though? I’m not the only one who’s curious about all of that you know. I want to see what a dinosaur me would look like!” Insisted Bee, practically stars in his eyes.
“Hey I thought the specimen here was YS, not me!”
“You guys aren’t actually fucking calling me a specimen right. I wasn’t even awake for that shit you can’t just decide that’s one of my nicknames.” YS complained.
“Biff was the one who said it, and also laughed about it.” Peacock pointed.
“Snitch!”
“Holy fuck, you’re all toddlers. All seven of you, I swear to god. Why am I in charge of any of you? Isn’t that what your Picos and GFs are for, I should not be responsible for this.”
“What’s wrong with putting you in charge? You have the best ideas out of all of us.” Blue insisted. “I haven’t been here for too long but you’re pretty cool! The rest of you are too!”
“Him? Cool? Nah, just wait until he’s scared of upsetting you and he starts getting all subdued and nervous.” Boyf snarked with his phone.
“Wait until you find out that he’s-”
“Beef you better not finish that fucking sentence or the dumb corner will PERSONALLY have your name on it.” YS threatened.
“Blame Biff for talking his shit man, that wasn’t my fault.” Beef grinned with a shrug.
“Can you guys stop keeping all these secrets? I want to know the YS lore too. Sharing is caring!” Peacock asked. “How come Biff and Beef get to know but the rest of us don’t?”
“Because Biff’s an asshole and figured it out on his own because he has the same issue.” YS huffed, crossing his arms. “And he decided it would be a wonderful idea to tell Beef, who doesn’t have that issue, and who would sooner exploit it instead of being a kind person.”
“We were doing it to cheer you up, shut up man, you ruin my life with the same problem and I’m at a disadvantage because your tall, lanky ass can pick me up like I weigh nothing!” Biff countered, anger playful.
“Anyone else feel like they’re missing a couple seasons here?” Beefer asked to the rest.
“Sounds like we need to interrogate those two for some info.”
“Beef, we’re buddies… you can tell me!” Bee tried to tempt him. “We played Nun Massacre together that one time, come onnnn, tell me!”
“You tell anyone about that and I’m actually going to go back on what I said earlier. I don’t need anyone else knowing that there’s a way to incapacitate me and you two knowing is already bad enough.” YS hissed.
“Why would you say that though?” Peacock laughed. “Now we know there’s a way to incapacitate you. Yeah, you’re definitely one of us if you can’t think that far ahead to realize saying that’s only going to make us more curious.”
“Fucking- Shut up. Forget I said that.”
“I’m still stuck on the mental image of him picking Biff up like a toothpick.” Laughed Blue. “Can you do that with all of us? Oh, oh, how many of us do you think you could pick up at once?”
“I am not doing that.”
“Oh my god, this guy is so fucking grumpy and boring. Would you just live a little?” Biff sighed, standing up from his place on the floor. “Think fast chucklenuts, you better catch me or we’re both going to the floor!”
“Biff-!”
Biff ran at YS, jumping halfway there and practically slamming into the taller’s chest. He stumbled, frantically trying to keep himself steady and also make sure the small asshole didn’t crash to the ground between his hands.
“Jesus fucking- Why. Why are you like this. Don’t do that again or I will just drop you on purpose.”
“Nah, you wouldn’t do that, you care too much about your little brother to let him get hurt.” Biff teased snidely.
“Just saying, YS, if you wanted to reconsider him being your first little brother, you still can.”
Biff glowered at Boyf like he’d just tried to commit murder. YS snorted out a laugh, shaking his head at how ridiculous things got when all of them were in the same room.
“So wait, Biff’s not the only one who can have little brother status?” Bee asked. “Wait, where can I sign up?”
“Is there a form we have to sign, or…?” Peacock questioned with a hint of mischief.
“Wait, I want a big brother too!” Blue butted in.
YS wanted to be swallowed into the ground in sheer embarrassment over how happy this was making him. The bloom of warmth in his chest was still so unfamiliar, but incredibly addicting for the times he actually had felt it. Starting right in his heart and aching in the best way, spreading across his chest and successfully chasing away his cold body temperature for a time.
“I’d say me too, but I don’t think he can handle hearing one more of those with how his face is starting to turn red.” Beefer snorted. “You’re so bad at hiding the joy on your face, man. But I think it looks like it belongs on you, to be honest.”
YS couldn’t stifle the groan when his arms were still occupied by Biff, who was an annoying little asshole for jumping at him, causing this to happen all at once, and expose him for how happy he could get over the sentiment of having them all as little brothers. Of course it would be the littlest brother that could cause so much damn chaos in a matter of seconds.
“Shut up…” He protested feebly, but what was he supposed to do when Biff moved closer to give him a proper hug now? Fuck this guy, knowing how to derail everything. He wasn’t used to feeling so loved, hadn’t felt anything like it in a good while.
“I didn’t know this guy even had the capacity to blush. See, these are the things we should be telling each other, every little bit of information is going to help if we have any chance of helping him out like he does with us.” Peacock seemed like he was going to make a list of things at this point.
“True! Even the little things help paint a better picture. Makes it feel like the puzzle we’re solving is an actual person instead of some stranger.” Bee added in agreement.
“You’re all so-” What could he really say? All of them seemed so determined, like they’d all already had this conversation to agree to care. Maybe they had and YS just hadn’t noticed. He didn’t always read every message they sent in the group chat, especially since they could get rather loud in there. The sentiment all directed at him made him lose his words entirely.
“He’s thankful.” Biff answered for him with a softer smile. “Emotionally constipated idiot. I told you, man. Told you everyone was going to come to the same conclusion. You made a point to reach out to everyone in this room and the first thing you said to them was how you wanted to help them. First impressions aside, did you really think we were just going to take your help without wanting to give it back?”
“Man, you really are dumb if you thought that.” Boyf teased. “It’s okay, you’re still the smartest one. Probably. Blame yourself for getting us so addicted to your hugs. As if we weren’t going to start caring about you when you were so insistent to give out such affection.”
“Dude thought giving hugs to the group of idiots who are suckers for physical touch wasn’t going to make us care about him too.” Beefer snorted. “Are we sure we can call this guy the smartest?”
God I hate all of these idiots… no I don’t. YS thought, almost cringing at how fast he went back on his own thought. “Well it wasn’t originally part of my plan to make you guys care about me, I was making the support network for everyone else. So that you’d care about each other.”
“So you’re extra dumb then, because that was not fucking happening.” Stubbornness, the universal attribute. Peacock was a victim to it as much as the rest were.
So… did he have seven little brothers now? What a chaotic family. YS supposed one of them could have been joking and he just wouldn’t know. If they were serious about it, he was too scared to ask still. They’d have to talk to him about it like Boyf and Beef had. He felt a little guilty for forcing them to be the first to bring it up when realistically he wanted to be able to treat them all the same like that. Talk about being addicted, he was addicted to the idea of being family. Addicted to being kind to them, addicted to the idea he’d get so much more affection turned his way if he could just be honest and ask about the brother stuff.
They were all looking at him with soft looks, expressions also teasing for some of them.
They’re so determined and happy to do this. YS thought, a twinge of guilt stabbing through his chest. I can’t tell them what I’d planned for the support network when I connected enough of them… They care too much about me now, I can’t tell them I was supposed to be… gone… by now.
They didn’t need to know. That plan had gone out the window weeks ago anyway. YS knew he cared too much, as selfish as it was. But now, knowing how much they cared about him too? He couldn’t. And it was fine. They didn’t need to know the extent of it. It was fine.
YS was sure they could tell how much he cared about them all by now anyways. Apparently he was terrible at hiding the joy from his face.
I'm convinced now,,,
@inkpotachilles can you do me a favor and block me until your birthday so I can post WIPS?
@inkpotachilles can you do me a favor and block me until your birthday so I can post WIPS?
God I love how they all look together. Now THIS is how you do references
Looking for a specific character's post? Well look no further, because Slush and I have got ya covered!
Blue (Boyfriend) ♬ Pico ♬ Gracie (Girlfriend) ♬ Darnell ♬ Nene
John (Tankman) ♬ Steve (Tankman) ♬ Green (Minus Beta BF)
Joey ♬ Caedan
Oh boy I am definitely not a writer. The hardest part of these is just typing out the descriptions lmao.
Nene is the last one on the list! It's hard to say who in the Candy Crew is more damaged, if you could even put that kind of thing on a scale, but Nene certainly has the worst coping skills of them all. She finds a lot of her comforts in sharing her bed and choosing to live her life as manic as possible. Because of this, Pico and D have a very hard time making a connection or even including her, that dosent mean there's no effort.
On the inside however she wants nothing more than to fit in with the others and find someone willing to love her through her faults. Maybe the pretty red head girl that's always around Blue-
A lil somthing for @shed-the-god
You're art made me so happy and I hope I can give back a little ♡
Darnell is Picos best friend and right hand man. For many many years they where absolutely attached at the hip and even now as adults they chose to live close together. D is a kind man with genuine intentions, but destructive with his habits. He is a pyromaniac, and despite his best efforts to pull back, never seems to let go of his lighter. Because of this, clothes and furniture come and go very quickly in his life.
Darnell has also been saddled with extreme survivors guilt. Even with the knowledge the game he came from isn't real, he still can't shake the memory of his best friend sacrificing everything while he couldn't do a thing.
I can not even EXPRESS how important this character is for me. Pico deserves a dad and he is going to FUCKIN get one. I WILL be doing art of this man
Caedan is a wealthy weapons dealer in Funk City. Dead-eyed yet charming, there's a million rumors about this man (er, hyena). Some say he was once a part of a violent gang called the Misfits. Others whisper that he's a vicious killer with a chainsaw. Others yet praise him as a hero, who settles violent gang wars in Funk City with remarkable diplomacy. Caedan doesn't care which rumors you believe, and isn't going to tell you which ones are true and which ones are false. What Caedan does care about, however, is Pico.
Caedan found Pico on the street, fresh after Dearest had pulled the Candy Crew from their video game. Caedan was never able to connect with Darnell and Nene the way he did with Pico, but this allowed him to dump all of his time and resources into helping Pico cope with the trauma of his game and grow to be a better person. Caedan and Pico, on the surface, appear to have a tense relationship: Caedan calls Pico a little freak, and Pico calls him a stinky mutt. Those who know the pair best, however, know that these insults are just surface-level. In reality, the two have a father-son bond that runs deeper than blood ever could.
i LOVE your fnf au alot! When we'll be having mm & dd design? And a tiny question, why did BF and Pico breakup in this au ?
Oh my gosh thank you so much!!! You're art is so pretty I'm already obsessed.
MM and DD are coming soon but are not in the immediate line up. @inkpotachilles is going to design them! : D
And as for BF and Pico, it was a very one-sided breakup. Pico obviously suffers from quite a few mental health issues and is prone to lashing out. Because he's 'not real' and from a video game, it's super hard for him to get proper help. Pico left Blue to avoid putting him at risk, and unfortunately, Blue has a hard time understanding what happened or why.
There are definitely still feelings tho 👀
A lil gift for @darnellthefirestarter because I love love love their designs and I am very excited to see more of this au
You know what I gotta do now-
here's the finished designs for three of the goobers in my mod <3
ill be doing more spreadsheets so stay in tuned
first time drawing a beard and it was fun 👍🏾
not much else to say so enjoy 💜
PLEASE IVE BEEN SO GOOD
Not finishing this tonight probably but Everyone Is Here prompt. Biff, Beef, Beefer, Boyf, Peacock, Bee, YS.
Possibly Blue if I'm not a pussy about it but I know jackshit about him and I genuinely think accidentally mischaracterizing someone's interpretation is offensive and I'm Scared Of Doing It
IM GOING ABSOLUTELY HAYWIRE!!!
THis is so awsome!! It makes me so happy you like him♡♡ I can't wait to draw everyone else's designs ahhhhhh
Yes, i can finally post this 🙏🏾
I loved Blue's design so much that i had to make them all meet lol 💜💜💜
From left to right (if you don’t know and 🏷️):
Blue ( @slushgut's ), Peacock ( mine ), Beef ( @gemharvest's ), Biff ( @ochrearia's ), Yourself ( HitSingle/ochre's ), Beefer ( ochre's ), Boyf ( @lycankeyy's )
I wanna draw these goobers even more but that may have to wait for a bit 💔
Anyways, enjoy~ 💜
Gracie is the daughter to Daddy Dearest and Mother Mearest, though seems perfectly content not mentioning that, despite her obvious love for them both. After Pico and Blues breakup, she stepped in and proposed a fake relationship. One where she could continue hiding her girl kissing activities from her parents and Blue could take a break from a string of situationships. They are the only two aware of this deal.
She is not at all ignorant to her parents' never-ending hunt for Blues head, but is shockingly confident in Blues wild good luck to get them out of tough spots.
Shower hour ft. Picos curly hair headcannon
(link to tweet)
The design was so spooky, but gosh Steve turned out so cute to me. I just know he's the only character that actually reads lmaoo
Steve is much more observant and meticulous than the rest of his pack. He tends to notice what the others- especially John- miss. Being surrounded by idiots has this soldier strung out!
-Yet, Steve is considerably more chipper when he's around John. All of Steve's poise goes out the window whenever he's with his best friend.
The tankmen are all strong men, so I wanted Steve to stand out among them. Whereas John is big, burly and fluffy in his wolf form, I wanted Steve to lean into the opposite extreme. I took inspiration from skinwalkers for his design and I think I spooked @slushgut when I originally shared the design with her.
here's my take on this bastard pico from the hit game friday night funkin'
he's evil i think
I have feelings about the Pico update, and I'm sure Darnell does, too
Pico is undisputed leader of the Candy Crew, and works almost explicitly for Daddy Dearest as a paid mercenary. He's been assigned plenty of jobs, works often, but has a habit of sitting on his money. As a result, despite not seeming well off, Pico very easily supports himself and his friends when asked. Pico is neurodivergent, with schizophrenia and insomnia, and struggles deeply with rembering to take medication. He is diagnosed.
Pico was pulled from a video game dimension by Dearest and given life, sort of an opposite of Senpai, and as such feels he must continue pleasing Dearest to avoid getting himself or others sent back to their game. He has only failed once.
Her art is so pretty ahhhh I'm so glad I managed to rope her into doing this with me!!!!
John's personality is best described as... immature. At least, in the sense that John tends to lean into extremes. He can be selfless, willing to lay down his life for his loved ones or a cute animal he just met, or he can be extremely greedy and cruel. Despite this, John has a real talent for getting to the root of a problem and solving it in the easiest way.
At his core, we wanted to keep John the same silly himbo that he is. When I think about himbos, I think about werewolves, and I was able to pull @slushgut onto the idea.
Blue is our king of blissful ignorance. Very few thoughts actually stick to the inside of his head, and the ones that do seem to be randomized. Despite that, he's emotionally very intelligent and seems to know what everyone else is feeling before they do. This makes him VERY hard to kill, especially for the Candy Crew (Nene, Darnell, Pico).
We initially made him an Angel to serve as an excuse for usually intelligent people to rap against him instead of just killing him, but the idea stuck and helpped formed his personality. He's kind and open minded and wants genuinely to love all his friends, even if they're usually pointing a gun at him.
Ooooh, pookie finally gave me permission to start posting refs. @inkpotachilles and I spent the last week absolutely cooking, but I am making this an official content warning. There are some heavier themes with a couple of these characters, so heads up with that
I've thought an embarrassing amount about RGB laughter let me speak my truth real fast because fuck I love. The happy noise its so cute
BF has an obnoxious (endearing) belly laugh that's loud and I think he'd be prone to laughing so hard he starts snorting trying to take breaths. Fist slammer also
GF being a demon and I also write her being able to purr so this is very niche but breathy, rumbling giggles that repeat over and over until she's got tears in her eyes and covering her mouth with the back of her hand
Pico probably tries to hold his laughter in for as long as he can because he's Mysterious and Edgy and people like that clearly do not devolve into fits of giggles but honestly just push his buttons enough and you're getting wheezy hiccups and a face splitting grin, maybe flushed cheeks too because he tries to regain composure and just can't
I promise I'm not dead♡ I'm working on references with @inkpotachilles to get down our version of the fnf cast. I will update soon!
A quick fnf doodle at work. VERY excited for the playable pico update
I need it known that FNF requests are always going to be open. It might take me a million years for me to do them but I'd love some art prompts anyway♡