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Random 3am thought

If Albedo eats chalk is it cannibalism?

Another Favonious knights post

Inspo:

Credits to @incorrectstarrailquotes

(So personal HC Albedo has PICA an eating disorder that makes you eat weird things)

**Jean** Why aren't you three working?

**Kaeya** Because we are conducting a study on what Albedo would or wouldn't eat

**Eula** Arachnids? Yes, ants? Yep, crunchy twigs? Depends, klee's glittery rice balls? Yeah, Lisa's old akademya books? Yes, chalk? Strange but yes, candy corn? No, he puked

**Lisa** THAT'S WHERE MY BOOKS WENT?!

Just a Lil HC of the knights of favonious when they are drunk

Credits to @incorrectkhaenriah for the idea with this post

So after a party, Jean was obviously passed out drunk, Diluc ditched the party and Kaeya, Albedo and Lisa where talking

**Albedo** Kaeya *hic* serve

**Kaeya** 😉🫳

**Lisa** ..

**Albedo** no... Serve the country

**Kaeya** Upsi 😬🫡

**Lisa** Kaeya was serving, serving cunt 💅

First fanfic Y/N x Xiao AU

Should I make part 2 or not?

On a dark night in Liyue the Adeptus Xiao, guardian of the night, roamed the lonely mountains, the city was seen in the distance, it was preparing for the Lantern Rite, a sign of peace and prosperity that is celebrated every year, this was introduced by Rex Lapis to the city, making it popular in a short time, mortals and semi-adeptus prepared lanterns that they launched into the sky hoping they would reach Celestia, and her God, Rex Lapis, recently a traveler named [Y / N] arrived, she was looking for her lost brother, she tried to talk to him once but he wasn't interested, until she offered him almond tofu, his favorite food, and he agreed to talk, she told him what had happened, he couldn't believe it, Rex Lapis, his god, his father figure had died and people believed that this mortal had killed him, he couldn't believe the idiocy of the seven stars of Liyue, Rex Lapis He would never be killed by a mere mortal. He was strong and powerful, and this mortal looked at most 19 years old. A teenager couldn't kill him, that was clear. After she left, Xiao began to talk to himself. Xiao: "How could the respected Lady Ningguang believe that this mere girl killed Rex Lapis? Has money made her a fool? If this girl is lucky enough to move out of her parents' house, much less could she kill Rex Lapis." The Yaksha whispered to himself before Hu Tao, the 77th owner of the El Camino Funeral Home, came to greet him, as always. Hu Tao: "Hello, Xiao, why are you so angry? Did someone eat your almond tofu?" She emphasized the last question sarcastically, and Xia responded irritably. Xiao: "Hu Tao, this is not the time to joke around, especially when you still don't know what happened." The Yaksha responded coldly, and Hu Tao looked curious. Hu Tao: "So what happened to make you so angry? I don't think it's that bad, right?" She asked curiously, and Xiao said seriously. Xiao: "Someone killed Rex Lapis in the Rite of Descent, and they think she's a teenager who luckily knows how to take care of herself." Hu Tao responded in surprise. Hu Tao: "What happened?! How is it possible?! Who would kill Rex Lapis in the Rite of Descent?!" The agitated young woman responded, when the young Yaksha responded, trying to calm her down. Xiao: "It's unknown, but calm down. They've kept the body in the jade chamber so that no one can steal the Gnosis." The girl, a little calmer, replied. Hu Tao: "At least we know that the Gnosis won't be stolen by the Fatui." After this, the Adeptus vanished into the dark, cold night, just as quickly as he appeared. Time quickly passed, and just as rumors of the traveler being the one who killed Rex Lapis appeared, they disappeared after the brave girl faced the eleventh of the Fatui heralds, Tartaglia, and later Osial. Tartaglia had awakened and is on her way to Inazuma. Xiao missed her, since she was one of the few people who had treated him well and given him a chance. Upon hearing that she would return for the lantern rite, he cheered up.