scrunkly guy
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So we were wrong, but like not THAT far off
Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.
Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(
I need, Oscar needs, and most importantly, Arthur needs
the girlies have spoken and they want the blindfaith that has been stuck in Tumblr draft purgatory. be free my beautiful boys
Malevolent shitpost.
Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio
Arthur's swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me.
I was like "I love you" to my partner and they said "I love you" and I was like "Prommy?" And they were like "I pr--" and then they physically recoiled from me and looked at me like
desperately want a fic where Logan drops a "being a mutant, amirite?"
and Wade flippantly goes "oh I wasn't technically born a mutant lol", and proceeds to tell (a kinda horrified) Logan about how he signed up to be a science experiment to save his girl, how they tortured him until something happened, lmao right? (but at least he got to hunt them down for revenge ^_^)
And Logan, well, he hadn't expected to relate to Wade even more but wow can he relate very specifically to all of that
avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:
try using these palettes instead!!
He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured
hey guys i made a fish :)
his name is grain
Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.
MARKIPLIER
Reblog so more people vote or i will end your bloodline
ok, since my last notes post did so well
if this gets 10,000 notes by september, i’ll come out as trans to my parents and ask to get my name changed
ive always promised myself i would come out as trans by then, but im honestly just too scared to
dont worry, they are accepting, they treat my trans friend amazingly and even when he isnt around correct themselves when they accidentally misgender him
im sorry if this sounds like im milking for notes, thats not at all my intention here
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Sometime after Arthur has come back to life and had several panic attacks (I hope)…
alternatively—
“average piece of media contains 5 positively depicted queer characters” factoid actually just statistical error. average piece of media actually has 0.5. Audio Dramas Georg, which is the gayest form of media alive & contains 300 queer characters per show, is a statistical outlier adn should not be counted.
When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.
If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.
Make sure to spread this around. This is important.
absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (
go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!
John and Arthur's dynamics are so fucking good, like they kinda just oscillate violently between "soulmates who'd kill for each other, who'd DIE for each other if it meant the other would be okay" and "bitterly divorced couple who physically can't restrain themselves from inserting themselves into the other's lives simply to cause them the most amount of pain" and it's beautiful.
arthur after he enjoyed killing that guy and eating him: i may be the worst of humanity but i'm also the best
Man, fuck Kayne. Like actually fuck him, he's a very very horrible... person? Entity? God? Idk. I just want him to stop killing off really cool character(s) just for the fun of it :(
Yes I am still torn up about the butcher.
Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me
The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.
😨 wtf???
John is a messed up toddler. One moment he's like "pweeeeease can we go to da movies uwu" and the next he's "hey orthur aim a little to the left just trust me"
love how charles and edwin both say “yk you can always talk to me?”. and then they just don’t lol