Latest Posts by soup-squad-idiot - Page 2

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

i’m in such deep shit right now. such a wattpad situation. i’m a freshman in high school taking all advanced classes. my dad works at my school, teaching students with behavioral issues. despite being an absolute fucking nerd, chill with all these kids, kinda friends with some of them. my dad doesn’t really want me to hang out with them outside of school tho, because they’re known for getting into trouble (drugs, drinking, ect.) well two of them, we’ll call them gavin and kieth, im pretty chill with. they invited me to a prom after party (my school is tiny so all grades go to room) but i couldn’t go because my dad was like “hell no” (fair). WELL YK WHY IM SO COOKED. I KINDA FUCKING HAVE A CRUSH ON GAVIN AND ALSO KINDA ON KIETH. and also i think gavin was gonna ask me to prom but didnt???? or kieth was????? oh did i mention THEYRE FRIENDS?????????

anyways lmk if yall want more info/updates because trust me it gets WAYYYY worse.

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

how it feels opening tumblr recently

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

the inherent sadness of growing up alongside boys. watching as they are consumed by all the wrong lessons their fathers teach them. no, please don’t grow up. i miss the boy you were before your father hit your mother for the first time. before he screamed and you screamed back. before he said it has to be like this. i still love the memory of you. why must the wind beat down upon you and form you into a tree forever marred by the conditions it was forced to grow in. can i bring you back? shelter you from the wind? i guess i’ll never know. we’re both too grow to go back.

they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.

calling him manwhore in the same way ppl call raccoons trash pandas. with affection.

@circe-but-betterr no i will fuck you

tumblr users DNI🖐🖐🖐🖐

(am i making this in the hopes of settling the debate as to whether i'm a catboy or a dogboy? perhaps)

Woah mama women are amazing

babes. that might be a sign of something.

mw i am both acting and look high..

im literally so hot (sleep deprived, dehydrated, lost in the daze)

pull it together you little bitch ass rat. we got shit to do.

Sighh...

aaron burr core

i bought existential dread to the gunfight

Sometimes I slap myself as hard as possible then tell myself to lock the fuck in or im. A homosexual

ah, yes. my bad. guess i’ll just kill myself.

got offered a mint, a coffee, homework help, knitting lessons, and an edible today. all before 9am. high school.

not me. i’m chugging my media. inhaling it if you will. i’m like a dog that hasn’t been fed since breakfast and just downs a bowl of low quality kibble without even chewing.

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

having parents who are chill now but used to suck is wild. like yeah mom thanks for taking me for a barnes and nobles mental health day. yeah can’t believe you used to gaslight me hahahaha.

as a D1 floater friend, going to a tiny ass high school is weird. it’s like. i know EVERYONE. i play sports, so im friends with the popular soccer players. i’m in advanced classes, so im chill with upperclassmen. i like art, so im friends with the nerdy art kids. and to make it WILDER, my dad works at the school with behavioral kids. so im friends with the skaters, stoners, and even the kids who get suspended every other week that most people are AFRAID OF. i’ve lived here not even a full year and i’ve got a wider circle than some of the mfs that grew up here. and i’m an INTROVERT.

me when i love someone’s daughter

she’s a ten but she collects old thrifted dolls that look haunted and loves horror movies.

how life feels after a phone call with that one person

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

i have herbbs in my hair

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”