DP Mechanic AU- Part 9 Post A

The peach peach dopplegänger as a peach. (This took me too long)

CW : gore

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GUYS HEAR ME OUT GUYS----

Because shadows of rose has me back up to my neck in my RE8 hyperfixation headcannon requests are back open. Until I get one I like I’m making ones just for me

So without further ado…

RE8 Lords with our system little - headcannons

(But also works for regressors or other sfw littles)

The duke

Let’s her use him as a cushion. Would hum a lullaby as she took a nap on his belly.

Would share his blanket with her on cold days

Enjoys showing her all the things he found while on his travels and making up stories about them

Would be such a safe, comforting presence and would know just how to keep her calm

Acts like a proud dad when she shows him her drawings and will keep them all

Makes sure she never went hungry.

Finds it adorable when she shoves a pillow up her shirt and pretends to be him

The maker and bringer of every toy.

Lady Dimitrescu

Is a lovely reader and would find her daughters favourite books from childhood and read to her for hours.

Would let her hat be stolen for dress up games and her lipstick for makeovers but only with supervision.

Worries little one isn’t warm enough and is always wrapping her in furs.

Gives the best shoulder rides because nobody can get higher than her.

Has always wanted to be a mother and Would start snuggling and spoiling her immediately

Will fight anyone who uses bad language around her favourite little one

Karl Heisenberg

The fun uncle who likes to play games and make her laugh

Can be very boisterous but knows when to stop. Definitely a tickler.

Lifts her up into the air on a dustbin lid

Swings her around before every hug.

Likes having a little helper in the workshop, showing her how to make metal shapes.

Knows how to juggle and will put on a clown act with silly faces when she’s sad

Doesn’t like having his beard pulled but will put up with it

The most agile lord and the only one who can/will run around playing chase.

Donna beneviento

The best at playing pretend games

Loves to sit on the floor and have a big dolls tea party. Will animate the dolls to do little shows.

Draws beautiful pictures and lets little one colour them in

Doesn’t mind she’s non verbal because they can play quiet games together

Would sing for her if a meltdown occurs and rock her.

Wouldn’t judge any stimming behaviours because she has her own.

Salvatore Moreau

Enjoys sensory play the others would deem too messy

Let’s her braid his bits of hair with a smile

Loves to watch the same Disney movies together over and over

Shows her cool bugs he found and lets her hold them

Will make towers out of random stuff from his house so she can knock them down

Always down for making a blanket fort

Werefox Stiles would probably be the bane of Derek's existence, not because he's trouble (more than he usually is, anyway) or in the way, because all anyone has to do is pick him up and put him under an arm like a loaf of bread.

No, it's because when they have pack meetings, Stiles will zoom around, and then he'll stop, sit up on his back legs to look at Derek, and just goes

And Derek always just fucking loses it. He can't help it. Every time. RIP his reputation as a tough, hardass Alpha.

Stiles knows this and does it on purpose when Derek is being Much Serious.

And it only gets worse later, because sometimes Stiles will go, "Hey, Der, where's the kid?" And he'll turn around to look for Eli and

And he's done for. Outnumbered and outmaneuvered. He's been had.

This poor innocent soul 😔

What if Henry was a Peachman too? They look alike tbh, tho it would be really cruel that your little bro is not a good shoemaker so you'll throw him into the first job you see, no matter how dangerous and mentally traumatizing it could be, but hey!! That's just a theory 🤠🍊

upstairs quicky.

NSFW FULL VERSION HERE

Twitter AU Masterpost

I decided to compile a list of my Twitter posts, and just put in a little summary of what goes on in each so anyone who wants to can find whichever one they want.

Part 1

Damian bullies Bruce and Dick messes with him, Bruce simps for Superman on main and Clark and Damian take on a hater in the replies, Jason wants to be verified and his siblings bully him a little.

Part 2

A fan of Nightwing's gets a picture of him and Robin and Red Robin battle it out in the replies while Flash stirs up shit, Donna posts a picture of Dick and the Fab Five take on a hater, Damian texts Dick about his profile picture, a lucky Gothamite snaps not one but two pictures of Batblob.

Part 3

Nightwing posts a picture and the people of Bludhaven take the time to appreciate him, Red Robin reminisces about kicking Red Hood and Red Hood gets bullied some more, Batman posts a picture of baby Robin!Dick and everyone coos over it, Riddler questions how Batman got his Twitter handle.

Part 4

A warning is issued for Gotham vigilantes about Batman and Catwoman getting busy and Nightwing's trauma about this is addressed, the debate over Batman's sex life is put to rest, Talia issues a clarification and sets the record straight, Gotham discusses Bruce's emo era.

Part 5

Lex hateposts about superheroes and Bruce annihilates him in the replies, there's an investigation into the matter of Luthor's handle, a mysterious troll makes an appearance, Dick questions Clark, Bruce reveals his and Clark's shenanigans from Dick's Robin days, and a hater is given even more power.

Part 6

Lex is salty and Lois and Clark tear him apart, Superman posts a picture and is accused of plagiarism, Nightwing starts a trend, Babs takes issue with her overuse of coffee being questioned.

Part 7

Oracle and Red Hood reveal the story of why Joker is banned from Twitter, the people of Gotham reminisce about an old tradition, Bruce gets roasted by Alfred, Damian has a wholesome interaction.

Part 8

Damian bonds with Dick and gets trolled by Steph, Spoiler finally creates an account, Spoiler poses a question to the people of Gotham, Batman is bullied by his kids and a billionaire.

Part 9

Spoiler gets a present, mistakes have consequences, Red Robin questions Nightwing's decisions, a resident of North Dakota has a life changing experience.

Part 10

Some well-meaning Gothamites stand up for Red Hood and Oracle gives a history lesson, an old face makes a less than triumphant return, the fab five have some fun, a relatable photo of Batman reveals something more and a new player enters the picture.

Luigi's Escape Plan

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Oh man have I got a CRAP ton of jokes to add to this series here. I can't wait to share them all later on!

Batman Twitter AU Masterpost

Warning: first couple aren’t the best but they get better/funnier as I get used to doing it

part-one The start

part-two Tim left alone

part-three bully Jason

part-four Duke makes new pfps

part-five Bruce and Oliver did WHAT

part-six beach and heroes

part-seven FMK gone wrong

part-eight movies and kidnappings

part-nine Father’s Day/bully duck

part-ten Bruce/Insert your fav

part-eleven DAMIAN

part-twelve Jason is a Swiftie

part-thirteen girl math with Steph

part-fourteen Damian love Jon

part-fifteen Let Duke be crazy 2k24 and Bruce kidnapped

part-sixteen Bully Bruce - again

part-seventeen Joker gets his shit rocked

part-eighteen So much idk what to focus on

part-nineteen Everyone is on the couch

Part-twenty Jason is dating Hood apparently