Latest Posts by spider-simp - Page 8

You, sir, are a natural-born leader.

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

BITCH THAT AIN'T NO CLEFAIRY.

THAT'S JIGGLYPUFF.

Wholesome

me: gentlyy slapping my dogs belly and ribcage to the tune of megalovania

my dog: *looking at me with her soulful brown eyes in confused acceptance and going “hhbhhghh”*

I don't think I want to see him at full power either. But sadly, someone had the bright idea to give us Disbelief Papyrus. But even then, his sprite doesn't move all that much. Even the fan fight sprites move a good bit. This was either laziness, wanting to keep the original charm, or simply the creator's subliminal way of communicating the hidden message to us that Papyrus is basically god-tier.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

yup

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

That last pair is me by the end of the 2019-2020 school year

ive been making dialogue boxes w the posts in my papyruscore tag and they’re the best thing since sliced bread

Welp, I'm dead.

i spent my lunch break drawing this