squirrelwitchsarmy
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She’s just trying to sell her wares
Devastating news today. Sorry to have to post these drawings in these circumstances 🥺
I love her a lot, she will be deeply, deeply missed 😔
Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) ✨ Rest in Love.
Kids come first Au
The koopalings ages and more.
-Ludwig was adopted at 5 by Bowser who is his really great uncle. (Is 10 at the start of the story. )
-Lemme was adopted at 4 by Bowser with is baby brother Iggy who was 2. After being found in a fruit crate that was sent to the palace. (Lemme is 9 and Iggy is 7 at the start of the story.)
2 years later Bowser adopted 3 more koopalings plus an egg. Who all lost their families to plague.
The koopalings were 5-year-old cousins Roy and Wendy. Along with Bowser's other great-nephew 3-year-old Morton and an almost ready-to-hatch egg(Larry).
(Roy and Wendy are 8,Morton is 6, and Larry is 3 at the start of the story.)
Almost a year later the stork dropped off Jr.'s egg. ( Jr is 2 and a half at the start of the story.)
Kids come first Au
Mario addition
Mario has no idea how to tell the difference between an adult Koopa and Koopaling. So the first time he meets the Koopalings he's like "ok just some fancy-looking Koopa. They must be the big guns before Bowser." Then proceeds to kick the koopaling's tails. It isn't until much later that he realizes he's been fighting literal children the oldest being 8 the first time they meet and that's only because Luigi himself tells him.
doesn't bowser have 8 kids
Yes and no.
Original canon? ? All 7 Koopalings plus Junior are Bowser’s kids.
Post 2012-2013 canon? ? Only Junior is Bowser’s child. Miyamoto retconned the original canon and made it so the Koopalings are just 'underlings'
---- everyone ignores this new canon because it fucking sucks and we all want Bowser to still have 8 kids.
Kids come first Au
Princess Peach addition
Peach is not a bad person she's just tired of being kidnapped. I mean would you like it if someone you barely know broke into your house, hurt the people you care about, kidnapped you just to ask you to marry them, and when you say no gets all mad about it and keeps you there so you can "think about it". So no Peach isn't a bad person she's just tired. She's tired of having to rebuild her castle and other parts of her kingdom. She's tired of having to escape her capture and make the long trip back home with little to no supplies.
While hoping her father and people are doing well in her absence. Not to mention the fact that this has been happening almost every month since the day she turned 18.(Shes 23 at the start of this Au)
Kids come first Au
The kooplaings may not complain to their dad but they do complain to Kamek about Peach. Every time she escapes they go to Kamek and just ask him why "king dad" keeps trying to marry Peach when she's only mean to him all the time and keeps running away. Kamek usually just says that he's in love and that they'll understand when they're older. But in reality, he has no idea why his son keeps trying to marry someone who doesn't love him. He can see the emotional toll, Bowser takes every time Peach escapes. So when Jr. comes to him talking about a nice man in green that gave him candy and really cool bandaids and did he mention he was nice and how he wished Princess mom was that nice and how he wouldn't mind if dad married the man in green. Kamek being Kamek already knows who Jr. is talking about and can't help but agree with Jr. (even if it's a bad idea)
Kids come first Au
So we all know Bowser is a dad to like 8 kids and is looking for a mom(peach) for them. But what if the Kooplings hate Peach for all the times she's rejected Bowser. Like just picture it Bowser wanting to do right by his kids and one by one introducing them to Peach as he steadily gets more kids. But Peach not wanting anything to do with Bowser or his kids and just gives all of them the silent treatment. So that frustrates the Kooplings and they just stop trying to get along with Peach because they think she's mean. But they don't say anything to their dad because they want him to be happy even if they don't like Peach.
Then Mario and Luigi get sent to The Mushroom Kingdom and start savings Peach and during one of these rescues, Luigi is running late and has his first-ever encounter with a hurt Jr. Luigi just being the angel that he is wins over Jr. with that one interaction, and from there starts to try and get Bowser and Luigi together.
you. lower mammal
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
happy birthday to the local emo bird babey, alexa play when i was a young boy
bonus: ft. hawk father :D
happy international ace day!
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I just remembered the part of One Piece where Brook becomes a rock star and his managers tip off the Marines he’s actually Brook the Pirate because they’re pissed at him for wanting to retire. This is so funny because:
imagine finding out your favourite pop star is actually a dead criminal. Like what if we found out Macklemore had been Al Capone this whole time
imagine being the guy who has to call up the government and convince them their favourite rock star is actually a pirate who died 50 years ago and came back to life as a skeleton
imagine being the Marine to take that phone call
Manager: I am telling you, the musician you know as Soul King is actually the pirate “Humming” Brook!!
Marine: *rummaging through wanted posters for a long time* Uhhhhh, sorry but according to our records, Brook has… skin. And is like 90 years old.
Manager #2: He ate a Devil Fruit that let him die and come back as a skeleton!
Marine: Um. *covering the phone with his hand* Can Devil Fruits make you come back from the dead as a skeleton?
Other Marine: I don’t know. Probably.
Marine: *into the phone* We’ll be right over.
"I am witch",
She says,
As she picks up the plastic pieces.
"I am witch",
She says,
As she fondles her lover's hair.
"I am witch",
She hums,
As she sings honeysuckle hymns to her beloved,
Boys and girls.
"I am witch",
She says,
As the wind kisses her skin,
And the moss tastes her bare toes.
"I am witch",
She roars,
As her fire protects what is sacred.
"I am witch",
She groans,
As she liquifies with her King's sacred wand.
"I am witch",
She sighs,
As she slides into a bubbling lavender infused tub.
And as she worries,
And warriorers,
Holding tightly onto her
Sisters' magick infused hands,
She is witch.
Loving.
Medicine crafting,
Sitting between the boundaries of life and death.
She is not more powerful,
Than the world that moulded her out of dirt and stars,
She thrives because of it.
She belongs to the forest, to the rivers and the skies.
She belongs to herself.
She belongs to her dreams.
She is witch,
And she is being reborn.
And all the witches,
And the sorceresses,
Oracles,
Seers,
Tincture makers,
Brujas and Kaldunyas,
Covens upon covens,
Sisters and guides,
Embodiments of the Great Goddess,
They welcome you home.
We are witch.
Women and men, planted in their power.
Here to take the world by storm.
For the work has just begun,
To manifest our rightful reality,
Where Love has already won."
Reblog is okay, please no repost on other website.
More erasercloudmic family in Adventure Time universe. We having Shermy Shigaraki, Fern Shinso, BMO Eri.
might fuck around & spend the rest of the day browsing pics of blow dried cows
it’s Logan’s birthday again; work? don’t know her. all i know is Love Logan Sanders, Cherish Him, and Vote.
I love the thought of First being like this calm looking guy with the vocabulary of a sailor, and like in the recent chapter Nana gently places her hands over Izuku’s ears just as First lets out the longest and most creative string of swear words going.
There are many ways this can go down
OR....
Duck hug doodle