My Wife And I Have A Little Game We Play Called "Speaking From Ignorance."

My absolute favorite thing is the blatant disparities between which ghosts have kept up with modern culture and which ones are entirely clueless. Dawn is active on social media and Charley knows the difference between a micro and macro-aggression but Janet doesn’t know what a cell phone is. They’re perfect to me

if web had turned around, they could have had a romantic dinner

it lasts just a couple of seconds but this scene is so damn funny! u can see how web eats literally everything that is served to him, while joe sniffed the cracker TWICE and put it DOWN sir wat da hell just eat ur food

as a bonus, a disgruntled web cuz malarkey poured food on his pants

Roe lied with his hands.   "This will help." "You’ll be fine." "Just hold on."   He lied to keep their souls inside their bodies long enough for the shelling to stop.   He poured life into shattered vessels with bandages and boyish faith,   but sometimes he stayed too long—   and the light left their eyes while he whispered one more useless truth.

“what the hell is your issue?” yeah you’re gonna need to be more specific buddy

Shane Taylor in ‘Dangerfield’

‘tis i 🦪🌝🌯

seriously yall… who’s gonna be the eugene hbowar actor to my cat sitting at the table with him???

a webgott web weave for @dontirrigateme ☀️

part two of three of a summer exchange gift for a very lovely person <3. this one is much more serious than the previous part, sort of to work as the darker part of webgott and balance out tomorrows gift, which works to find that webgott equilibrium. i really hope you enjoy this all! find part one here, and sourcing is under the cut :)

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