Babette: Quick, We Need To Distract The Listener! Is Anyone Here Good At Jumping Up And Down And Making

Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-

Jasper: I- Yes??

Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?

Jasper: I... Don't know?

Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D

Jasper: I...

Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-

Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?

Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D

Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...

Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?

Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.

Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!

Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*

Phil: Still think he's suspicious?

Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.

Phil: Mhm, sure.

“Some of us, in our daily depressions and rages, were apt to stray, to become corrupted, irreparably so, and then our lives would be forever in disorder. There were even some who would resolve to kill themselves. And when that happened, everyone would say, Oh, if only she had lived a little longer she would have known, if she were a little more grown up she would have figured it out. How saddened they would all be. But if those people were to think about it from our perspective, and see how we had tried to endure despite how terribly painful it all was, and how we had even tried to listen carefully, as hard as we could, to what the world might have to say, they would see that, in the end, the same bland lessons were always being repeated over and over, you know, well, merely to appease us. And they would see how we always experienced the same embarrassment of being ignored. It’s not as though we only care about the present. If you were to point to a faraway mountain and say, If you can make it there, it’s a pretty good view, I’d see that there’s not an ounce of untruth to what you tell us. But when you say, Well, bear with it just a little longer, if you can make it to the top of that mountain, you’ll have done it, you are ignoring the fact that we are suffering from a terrible stomachache - right now. Surely one of you is mistaken to let us go on this way. You’re the one who is to blame.”

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Dazai Osamu, Schoolgirl

Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.

You say chonky baby Henry, I say Henry's default is pudgy and he just hasn't been eating enough. The minute Robert picks up on his bad eating habits and makes him eat dinner with him every day, he gets his Chonk back, and anyone crushing on him is absolutely screwed because he is So Cute and So Handsome and looks So Happy. The battle for his affections quickly involves giving him snacks and taking him to dinner. Bonus happy side effect; Rachel notices Hyde gaining a bit more weight and is relieved that he doesn't look like a drowned rat anymore.

Ooo hurt/comfort bonus though; Frankenstein makes some snarky comments about his weight just trying to get under his skin and the Lodgers fukkin POUNCE and go off about body shaming. Frankenstein is in trouble for a while, especially with Maijabi (Henry's science dad), Rachel (who's been trying to get Henry to eat more for forever), and Robert (who JUST got Henry to start forming healthier habits).

CHONKY HENRY SUPREMACY.

I did confirm yesterday that I am a chonky bastard, and while chonk often can (keyword being CAN, not that it does always) make me uncomfortable, i LOVE chonky Henry. Chonky baby Henry chonky adult Henry GIVE THE MAN SOME FLUFF OK. Give me Henry being a fucking twig because he has a bad appetite and problems with remembering to eat and the MOMENT Robert realizes how thin Henry has gotten, he makes sure that bastard EATS like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. Henry slowly but surely 1) getting a good appetite and 2) getting his chonk back because the chonk is natural and it's just like he is growing back into his skin. Actually having energy and his body actually functioning and Henry actually getting happy chemicals because he isn't starving. All those swooning for him swooning HARDER because he looks handsome and happy and ESPECIALLY when he actually has some fluff. Also henry getting stronger because his body can actually work on his muscles yes and PLEASE.

Frankenstein would be such a hypocrite about Henry and his tiny bit of chonk because she is built like a fucking bulldog. Maybe she would say that he is getting chonk because he is a lazy bastard and a rich aristocrat or whatever and teh Lodgers. WOULD POUNCE at her. Grab her by her collar and shake her like DONT YOU SEE THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SICK CHIHUAHUA ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I just... yes <3 Also projecting more hurt comfort by having Henry feel guilty and having those words nagging in him only for Maijabi, Rachel, Robert, and Jasper to just hug the shit out of him because dont he DARE think that it's NOT GOOD that he has chonk. Just. Yes pls <3

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.

either i relate to him a little to much or enoch from mphfpc is autistic

Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.

Stiles: *pokes Theo*

Theo: do you want to die

Stiles:

Stiles: kinda idk lol

Theo: stiles, we talked about this-

“Tommyinnit: If you had to choose between Tubbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Ranboo: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Tubbo: Ranboo! Tommyinnit: 63 cents. Ranboo: I’ll take the money. Tubbo: RANBOO!!!”

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