a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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i am in love
why are these fitness adds promoting the furry lifestyle
your paintings cost way less!Just do what you do for your paintings on a jacket!!
no??? you will have a damp,slightly dusty jacket
still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???
dont look now but...
the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"
ofmd teaser trailer dropped and i have been broken
tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken
the freaking cake toppers no one speak to me
adapt or die
“cats are scary, ‘cause they’ve got knives in their feet”
maybe you cant but ill be danmed if i cant decorate this flesh house to fit my hyperfixations
yeah
im glad the beard is coming back but babes please you forget the mental stability
wanna hear about the effects of native dyes that can be obtained from the local(and some made up but some real world stuff) nature has to give? How it makes that some fabrics are only for nobility (much like purple was) while some place else the exact same this you can get at the market for less than dirt?
how in the same vein this also effects food,music and even language?
do you want to hear about the secret third lung!?
of course you do,in this essay i will
reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics
tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken
maybe not but the Omen was definitely a Bible fanfic,so we got a fanfic of a fanfic
awesome
Hi Neil,
Would you consider Good Omens as bible fanfiction ?
i think it’s a pretty funny thought
Not really. I think it's a parody of the Omen that got out of hand.
lord farqued looking different here
cant wait for the new Apple Bone Music feature to launch
While I’m on an absolute contemporary art kick, let’s talk about the Handphone Table by Laurie Anderson.
Originally created in the late 1970’s, visitors entering the exhibit room would stumble upon an wooden table, a few chairs and a photo on the wall depicting two patrons at the same table with their elbows up and hands over their ears.
Naturally most visitors would sit down at the table and try to match the people in the picture. And in doing so, they would be quite surprised to hear Anderson’s voice coming through their hands as if she was entering their consciousness.
What they didn’t know was Anderson had installed a secret, special speaker inside the table that transmitted sound vibrations through solid material rather than air. That is to say, the listeners’ bones conducted her recorded voice.
It was a way for a performance artist to be invisible and yet still present…inside a visitor’s head.
I stumbled upon an alternate, updated version of this artwork at the Hirshhorn, where instead of her voice, I heard her droning, experimental music vibrating up my arms and into my ears (among many talents, she is also a composer). Still just as trippy and deliciously creepy though. ;)
the seasons are changing
we are so back
absolutely love the album but the cover keeps reminding me of Jack Stauber for some reason
Crowley asking questions
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How wide is your power stance
Speak to me to die instantly
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
i will steal pens @shypapermentality
next goal is you doing the apology dance
I had the good fortune of having nothing to distract me from watching the Good Omens graphic novel kickstarter go from the first £600 (I was a little slow clicking the link) to breaking the goal of £25,000 about 8 minutes later (I was on a bus home from work), other than briefly when I went to pledge for myself. It must feel amazing to have seen the positive reaction everyone's had and see how loved the story is in real time. I keep going back to see what the total is up to by now and just smiling. I just want to say good luck to whoever was meant to be coming up with stretch goals if there were any more planned, I feel we may have overwhelmed expectations a little, as the 250,000 level was meant to be the next level up when the goals were added but then I watched it tick over that about 5 minutes after it was posted 🤣
Yup. We need to start brainstorming potential goals.
You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.
“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”
“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”
“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”
so nice of amazon to make another ineffable husbands playlist
tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
i am very much not ok but also yay
i was (before dawn)drinking (in bed) a hot beverage (tea) in bed (warm bed) and (while in the warm bed) it started (it wasn’t raining before) raining (outside) while i was (in soft and warm) bed and i (while still drinking tea) understand what peace is now