Captains Log; Stardate 8008.2

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

bro i’ve been watching muppet show compilations i have like school and homework and stuff to do it’s 7 fucking am

trapped in the house, day (?), my brother and I continue to discuss the secret transformers lore:

 - do two transformers ever pick the same vehicle and get upset at one another

- can vehicle transformers kill people by turning into a dude with humans inside

- why the girls… boüb

“Why are you Like This.”

“Severe childhood trauma.”

“Oh.”

“Also, I’m gay.”

the lady and her knight

I laughed way too hard at this

“Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right.”

— (via minuty)

i wonder if queer people are so fond of mythical creatures because they’ve been taught that their own identities are just as fictitious

edging? more like filibusting a nut