Fuck Trump

(( @mutesword sorry I took so long to respond. Life's been crazy busy recently <XD))

Varnish urged a few Spongies through the gate before his phone started chiming again.

Varnish brought his phone back out and had it read the messages aloud.

The guard dog chuckled lightly. "I wouldn't say a royal ass, it's not the worst mistake."

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: You're fine. Just making sure that second message wasn't a cry for help or something.😊

🍴: By the way, who are you, if you don't mind me asking?

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Varnish sat in front of the gate to Medium’s castle. The Canvas Plains had been rather uneventful today, and his rising boredom seemed ready to spawn a surprise nap.

Until, that is, his phone went off.

Varnish took out his phone and had it read the new notification.

 "New message from: Unknown Sender. Testing?“

    Oh, Varnish thought. Someone must have texted the wrong numb-

 "Arl-teesh-dla S.M.R.”

     … the Hells?

With nothing else demanding his immediate attention, and some worry for the well-being of the text-sender after that jumble of sounds in the second text, Varnish replied.

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: Are you okay? 😕

Link was still reeling from accidentally sending everyone that stupid text without realising it. He was meant to be the hero of time, but now he was the… fool of chime. Because phones chimed. No one said Link was good at wordplay.

His phone went off again and he jumped. If people could stop acknowledging his mistake and started praising his awesome heroic deeds instead, that would be great.

Luckily, the sender knew Hylian, or their language had been translated for Link.

FROM: Link TO: Varnish

Just apologise and move on, Link.

▲: i made a royal ass of myself

Or do that. Whatever works.

▲: sorry for disturbing you

Bethesda dropped the fattest stink bomb the gaming industry has seen in a decade

Blizzard put two shots in the back of Diablo’s head

Sony not doing E3, necking Japanese devs

Microsoft hasn’t been relevant in gaming since the XBone’s subpar release

Meanwhile Nintendo is fucking drowning in Switch success because they actually know how to, y'know, make video games.

((I still haven’t gotten any asks, so I’m starting the first of a weird series of drawings: The Four Green Spongys of the Apocalypse! Here’s War, riding a red Beeton.))

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

So, Tablet, if you HAD to pick, who would you say your favorite Demon Underling is?

….. Needless to say, he didn’t enjoy my answer. XD((AAAAAAH MY FIRST ASK I’M SO HAPPY <8′D))((Sorry it took a few days. College has been hellish recently, and I really wanted to go all-out with this response ((Introducing Tablet’s B form, an Icy Jet Birb, as well as the Devil Medium in his A form, a humanoid fighting Graffiti form!))

(( To finish the after-asks/after-rps (for now,) here we have Tablet in his Form A, the firey knight (updated in my story), having a little sword battle with @squeaking-squad‘s Swordsman!

This took... WAY longer than I was expecting <XD Each of the swordsmen took about a day to draw. The background is just a red, changed version of Tablet’s coliseum, so I’ve had enough practice drawing the setting to make quick use of it.

I actually experimented with the layer effects in Procreate with the rainbow sword, Tablet’s flames, and the sparks between the two blades. It came out really well, I’m so proud!

This may look intense and a balanced fight, but squeaking-squad and I agree that Tablet would likely get his ass kicked in the end. XD))

((*chanting* ASK! MY! MUSES! ASK! MY! MUSES! ASK! MY! MUSES! ASK! MY! MUSES! :D))

Buckle Up I Made My Own Drawing Meme

Send me an emoji + a character of mine!

Style:

… 👔 in formal attire! … 📌 in their work clothes! … 💍 in a wedding dress! … 💋 in sexy attire! … ⛄ in winter clothes! … ☀ in summer clothes! … 😴 in their pajamas! … 👗 dressed for the club! … 👤 in goth attire! … 😎 in punk attire! … 🥇 dressed for their favorite sport! … 🐶 in a kigurumi! … 🎤 as a pop star! … 📝 as a student! … 💪 as a Greaser/Soc! … 🐴 in a horse mask! … 🕍 in Victorian attire! … 🛀 in nothing but a towel! … ✌ as a 1960s hippie! … ☝ in 1990s grunge attire! … 😬 in something they would never wear!

Magical:

… 🐟 as a mermaid! … 🦇 as a vampire! … 🐺 as a werewolf! … 🐲 as a dragon! … 😇 as an angel! … 😈 as a demon! … 🌼 as a fairy! … 🖤 as a witch! … 🦉 with their familiar! … ⚔ with their weapon of choice! … 👻 as a ghost! … 🌠 as a cosmic being!

Fiction:

… 🍥 in a cosplay! … 👑 as royalty! … 🏹 as a JRPG class! … 🎲 as a D&D class! … 👓 as a superhero/supervillain! … 😺 as an animal! … 👽 as a species from another show/movie/etc! … 🤖 as a robot! … 🐯 as a furry!

Headcanons:

… 👶 as a child! … 👪 with their family! … 👯 with their best friend! … 👎 with their enemy! … 🐹 with their pet(s)! … 🗺 in an outfit of their cultural heritage! … 💐 surrounded by their favorite flowers! … 👴 as an elderly person! … 🎶 to a song that I associate with them!

Special:

… 🙃 with the mun! … ✍ in the style of another artist! … 🖍 in the drawing style of my muse! … 🌀 as a fusion with another OC! … ☢ as a different fandom interpretation! … 💩 as a meme! … 🕐 as an old interpretation of the mun’s!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Tablet: ... Should I start wearing my hair down?..... I might. We’ll see. ((Just a quick sketch, cause I’m working on something big to try and revive this account. If this doesn’t work, I might end up abandoning/killing Ask Tablet.))