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What turns the Kuroshitsuji boys on?

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Imagine request: Jeff and Toby finding out and taking care of their pregnant S/O? Would they want to keep the child or adoption? Thank you!!

Jeff faces a moral dilemma and Toby is excited for fatherhood.

Jeff

Oh, no.

Noononono.

Jeff doesn’t want kids, probably ever.

He hates the little gremlins and will go out of his way to scare them.

He does have a small soft spot for them if they don’t run away screaming.

But he wouldn’t want a kid of his own, just for them to turn out like him in the future.

He’ll make it clear to his s/o that he won’t be able to commit to raising a kid.

But he’ll do what he can in the meantime to make it up to them.

Because it’s kind of his fault in the first place y'know.

He’ll do what he can, and he’ll go out of his way to satisfy her weird cravings for now.

He’ll try to be sympathetic for once, but he’ll be on edge for the next 9 months with the weight of giving up his own blood to someone else.

Try not to ask too much of him, he can get a little rough-edged when facing stress like this and he’ll say things he doesn’t really mean.

He’ll mostly stay to himself in a mental debate if he really wants to give up the kid or not.

He’ll be so wound up in himself, he’ll forget to cater to his pregnant so, and will become aggravated if they ask for something.

Toby

Toby has ALWAYS wanted a family.

He’s always wanted to capture a little bit of normalness through his conditions.

The thought of a perfect family, a perfect job, perfect life was always ideal to him. He’s always found himself daydreaming about it on frequent occasions.

So when he hears his s/o is pregnant he’s ecstatic.

And constantly asks if you’re being serious.

“AaAaAAA Oh My GOd-, wait for real?”

“Yes.”

“AahaHHHh-”

Toby will 100% want to keep the child.

He’s not going to be the most cautious of fathers, but he’ll always love and cherish his kid.

Toby never had a great father growing up, so he wants his kid to experience that.

The only downside is that instead of saying you’re pregnant, he calls it “baking” or “cooking”.

So, while the baby is cooking, he’ll pamper and spoil you.

He’ll buy you all of this pregnant stuff he saw on amazon and weird ads that follow him around the internet.

When you’re asleep, he’ll lay his head on your tummy and whisper to the baby.

But he’ll end up waking you up because he gets too touchy with your preggo tummy.

He’ll do his best to satisfy your weird cravings in the middle of the night, and hope that his child won’t have the same tastebuds as his s/o.

I agree with the bite as I am a person who got bitten by a praying mantis two times (because my idiot ass accidentally spooked the poor creature). But they're very beautiful and unique beings with five eyes!

Praying Mantis

Mantis religiosae

The Praying Mantis can be identified by its typically bright green coloring and long, skinny body. It is commonly found in environments around moist and vegetation-rich areas such as forests and gardens.

Like most mantids, the Praying Mantis is a solitary insect and prefers to hunt alone.

The Praying Mantis is an carnivore and typically feeds on small insects, including flies, moths, spiders and crickets, but has been know to fight (and eat) small animals like, lizards, birds, frogs etc.

Some of its predators are birds, spiders, hornets, and lizards.

Fun fact: Praying mantises have exceptional eyesight and can rotate their heads 180 degrees.

Contrary to popular belief, The Praying Mantis is (currently) not listed as endangered, and is generally beneficial to the environment as it helps control the population of pests.

The Praying Mantis can be known to have parasitic relationships with horsehair worms (praying mantis-host, horsehair worm-parasite)

The stealth movements of the praying mantis have made it a symbol of meditation and contemplation. In China, the insect has long been honored for its mindful movements; It never makes a move unless it is certain that is the right thing to do.

it is not advisable to handle a Praying Mantis without proper training as they have a strong bite and can cause pain to humans if mishandled. However, they are generally not aggressive towards humans and will only defend themselves when provoked.

My person rating: 5/5 ★★★★★

I love mantids, they are extremely unique creatures and are one of my favorite bugs to keep and observe!

(Keep in mind this rating is just my personal opinion, you can feel differently about the praying mantis, There is no correct answer for how to feel about bugs!)

Thanks for reading and happy bug spotting! if you've got any questions or just want to chat bug stuff feel free to comment or dm me!

If i missed something or messed up a fact please comment and correct me!

Credits:

I believe both Dividers are from @strangergraphics-archive

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Your favorite tarantula is back! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺

So I was in Sweden for two and a half month and it was great! Unfortunately I couldn't access my mobile data (we didn't have wifi) for some reason and whatever I tried to make ot work didn't change anything!

When I went into Tumblr though when I did have wifi (at someone else's place) I couldn't access my old account ( @shame-of-chimical ) anymore so I had to set up a new one.

But I'm happy to be back and I missed you guys (I really missed spending time with Irene, sitting on Jim's nice and warm hand and Sherlock's awesome deductions and scientific explanation about things, but also I missed talking to Harry and the banter between John and Sherlock for example!)

But on that note, hello to @twireneadler, @criminalisticonsultant, @consult-sherlockholmes, @consultjohnwatson , @mrs-hudsons-blog, @mrs-turners-blog, @atamh, @antheaisntmyname, @therealharrywatson, @a-victorian-girl, and @everyone else that I might not have mentioned in my post! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺😭☺️😌😋😁😉😇🥳

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oh Spidey! it's been a while...

welcome back?!?

Yes, I was! I was just too drunk to say no and accidentally turned into my human form! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍☺️😌😁😉😋😅👀😳🙂😏👉🏻👈🏻

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.....Ah, it's a "sip of the ol' 50 year whisky day".

Washing machines are like indoor swimming pools for clothes ._.

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.....Ah, it's a "sip of the ol' 50 year whisky day".

Got a kind of aniversary even, which is spending 25 Valentine's Days single! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌🤣😂😅🫠💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

I feel half dead and for some reason I'm expiriencing dizziness, nausea at the moments, and slight pain in the ear drums at certain movenments. But my sweet little pet crow does make me feel a little better at least.

I've already had an X-ray taken at my wrist as well but nothing could be found. There is also no sweeling or discoloration. Therefore I guess that it's probably just really sprained. But the hip is definitely a problem. 🕷️❤️😭

Bit not good little human moment: I've spontanously decided to jump off my e-scooter yesterday and smooch the pavement. At full force. Now I can't move my wrist anymore and my fingers only partly because it hurts like hell. My left hand is now utterly and completely useless, and my right hip is out of place (again. Hip dysplasia is a bitch). I hope your days have been better than mine... 🕷️❤️😭

Indeed, the limitations of the physical human form, an inconvenience. That happens to me sometimes too, overestimating what my physical form can endure and then damaging it in the process. Sadly we do have to take care of transport, and are trapped in it's limitations. It's probably better to not spontaneously jump of things, I know that from experience. Especially jumping from things moving with high velocity sounds like a recipe for disaster. Be more careful in the future. The damage you are describing sounds significant, you should probably visit a doctor. Until you see a doctor you should try to rest the affected limbs, cool them and take some analgesics. You probably also have skin lesions which you should disinfect too. I hope that the damage is not too bad and just sprains with no permanent damage. I wish for your swift recovery, and that the pain is minimal.