How would jeff, Toby,ej,and slender react to having a newborn baby with their s/o
Jeff
His first instinct is to bully his own child.
“Lmao bro why this dude look like a mutated potato?”
And then he realizes that’s his son.
He helped create this weird shaped potato that his s/o just popped out.
He ruffles your hair and gives you a kiss on the forehead.
“It’s a whiney bitch like you, Jeff.”
“Yeahhhh I know :) ”
You’ll have to teach him how to change a diaper like 6 times before he’s able to do it on his own.
But overall his patience will wear thin with the whining and crying over not enough attention.
Sound familiar, Jeffery?
Toby
Fuckin’ ugly cried for like 15 hours after they were born.
gosh he’s just so soft dakjdhasja
It looks like an uprooted Mandrake, and screams like one for that matter, but damn does he think it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.
He gives his s/o so much praise and gives them tons of hugs and kisses for their hard work.
He’ll be adamant about taking care of the babe while his s/o rests up.
He’s a little nervous about holding them and walking around, but he’ll sit on the couch and cradle them.
He smiles when they cry and stroke their tear-stained cheek and sing to them to calm them down.
And ofc a little smooch on the forehead.
Still doesn’t know how to properly change a diaper and will probably never learn.
And you have a sneaky suspicion that one day you’ll see your toddler waddling around with a box attached with suspenders instead of a diaper bc that’s somehow easier.
Eyeless Jack
If anything, Jack is scared shitless.
He doesn’t have a clue how to take care of a newborn.
He’s a surgeon, not a pediatrician.
But he tries his best to do his part, little a little help from you of course.
He’s already done a lot of research beforehand, so he tries to follow the book’s advice.
Once you set the baby down in the crib, he’ll sneak in and kneel down to just s t a r e.
And think about how he helped create this beautiful thing, how his gorgeous s/o struggled throughout the nine months to birth out this weird looking dude.
And he knows then and there that he’s never going to let anything happen to his kid.
You’ll have to drag him away from the crib to prevent him from waking up the infant.
And he just gets this…weird protective instinct.
And whenever the baby is out of his sight Jack can literally feel a pulling sensation, along with rising anxiety.
“Jack that’s just your dad instinct kicking in. It’s probably from your demon side or whatever.”
“o h.”
He’ll research about this whole “dad-instinct” while he’s eating leftovers at 3am.
Slender
He urges you to get a home birth.
Like, what if the baby comes out completely faceless, what will the doctors think??
They’ll take his little babe away, and he just can’t have that.
But you talked to his mom, (who later scolded him), and she said it should be fine, considering Splendor popped out completely normal looking.
Except for the black eyes, which no one really saw anyways.
But you decide to get a home birth anyway, just so Slender could be by your side.
He’s so gentle with it.
And he melts when their pale and chubby hand grasps onto one of his thin fingers.
He insists his s/o rests and that he’ll be the one to do most of the work.
But he’ll end up coming to one late at night, disheveled and reluctantly asking for help.
He drops face-first into the bed as soon as you take the babe.
I think, it may be some type of mating call! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😁😳😉😌☺️😏🤣😂💯👀✨👉🏻👈🏻
sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that
Then how do they mean it?
Crowley:
Super comfortable with public displays of affection. Only if he knows you’re also comfortable with it, of course.
He likes letting other people know you’re his (and, vice versa, that he’s yours).
Touchy. VERY touchy. Like one or more of his hands are probably on you at all times.
He likes having his arm around your shoulders (bonus points if you are quite a bit shorter than him - he likes the feeling that he’s keeping you safe.)
If you’re sitting down in a public place (like a park bench, for example) do not think he won’t pull you into his lap. Because he will. All the time.
He will grab your ass in public. He will probably do it discreetly, but he does it just to make you blush and get all flustered.
Constant use of petnames. Sweetheart is his favourite.
Absolutely not ashamed to kiss you in public. Like he will do it a lot. Not just your lips either. Cheeks? Yep. Neck? Y E P. If you have skin showing, Crowley wants to have his mouth there.
More than once he has kissed you, pinned you against a wall on some discreet London corner and things got a little too heated. Cue the two of you rushing back to the Bentley to get to somewhere a little more private 👀
Aziraphale:
Definitely not as confident about PDA as Crowley, but that doesn’t mean he won’t show you any affection in public. He’s just more subtle about it.
Hand holding. Literally his favourite thing to do ever. Does that thing where he rubs little circles into your hand with his thumb !!!
If you lean your head into his arm/shoulder when you’re walking and holding hands?? This angel will straight up melt.
Also likes using petnames on you, though Aziraphale prefers the more traditional “my dear/darling”.
I mean he’s just a good old fashioned gentleman. Holds doors open for you, never lets you carry anything ever even if you insist you’re fine.
You’re cold? He’ll be wrapping his jacket around your shoulders before you can even start shivering.
Will still give you forehead kisses and probably also kiss the back of your hand because he is SOFT AF.
One day you surprise him with a kiss on the lips whilst you’re out for a stroll and he goes red and probably starts tripping over his own feet but is grinning the whole way home.
Happy Valentine's Day, by the way! To you and to @thedetectivefrom221b!! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌👉🏻👈🏻
... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!
Fascinating that you have been testing it.
Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?
Pairing: Severus Snape x Reader
Words: 2.4k
Summary: Lupin and Y/N are affected with sex pollen by accident and she goes to Snape for him to help her.
Warning/Content: smut, sex pollen.
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She would kill Remus as soon as she fixes that. Great idea, why not open the suspect power he got from a student and smell it. Y/N groans, walking down the dungeons, hoping that Snape was still awake. Noting the light under the door of his classroom, she knocked softly before opening the door. There he was, working some potion when she entered.
Snape soon noticed Y/N entering, looking at her oddly. It wasn’t common for her to be there, especially that late. “Are you alright?” He asked, looking at her.
Y/N was sweating slightly, feeling her body warm and her face was probably red by now. She would kill Lupin for that, that’s for sure “No…”
He took notice of her flushed appearance and he immediately felt a sense of concern and a bit of confusion as he approached her slowly “What happened? Are you sick?” He asked, trying to keep his voice neutral even as his worry for you grew.
“No...” Immediately, Y/N took a step back, not wanting to be close to him, especially in those...conditions. Oh, she would kill Lupin. “
Snape took another step forward once she took a step back, as a reflex. He paused at her taking a step back again, feeling more confused “Then why are you sweating?”
“I...” How would she tell him that? “Merlin, this is embarrassing...” Y/N looked down, trying to control her breathing and her mind, that kept telling for her to just forget everything and jump on the man right in front of her. And his deep voice wasn’t helping her case.
Snape tilted his head in confusion, his concern slowly turning into irritation “Spit it out, I don’t have all night.”
“So...” Y/N started “Lupin confiscated a small vial from a boy on his class... and he decided we should check it...”
“And?” His eyes darkened slightly as you mentioned Lupin, he disliked the man like the plague, and he had to hold back a scoff.
“And it had this kind of powder...”
Snape as getting even more irritated as she being proposedly vague in her answer “What powder?”
Y/N looked at her hands, ignoring his question “And we thought ‘hey, we should check this...”
He was starting to grow frustrated now, his patience wearing thin, as she ignored his question. He took a step closer, his voice growing a bit sharper “I asked you a question. What powder?”
She sighs, looking back at him “It was a pink powder...it seems like...like an aphrodisiac or something like that...”
“You’re joking…” He said, trying to remain composed as he looked at Y/N, his mind going over a thousand scenarios suddenly.
Y/N shakes her head, biting her lip before she spoke again “Yeah...funny thing though. Lupin accidently spilled on us and we end up inhaling it.”
If his eyes widened more, they would pop right out of their sockets. “You what.” He said lowly, his voice taking on a dangerous edge as he stared at her, his entire body growing rigid.
“We didn’t know what it was!” She quickly says in her defense, but she had to agree that it did sound stupid.
“Are you two idiotic?” Snape snapped, his voice now filled with a mixture of disbelief and annoyance. He couldn’t understand how two adults who worked at a school could be so careless, and honestly, neither did she. “Spilling and inhaling any form of powder without knowing what it is...You could have poisoned yourselves beyond repair!”
“It was an accident.” Cleary, she didn’t have much to defend herself and Lupin. It was stupid, but they didn’t think a student would have a poison. But considering some students...they should.
“If you would have been poisoned you could have died, you understand that, yes?” He asked firmly, his eyes never leaving her face, suddenly thankful she was still breathing.
Y/N sighs. Snape was right, like always. “Not our brightest moment, I admit.”
“Not your brightest moment?” He repeated, his voice taking on a mocking edge as he looked at her “You should know better. The both of you. Grown adults. Careless enough to do this.”
“Please, just tell me you have some potion that can help me with...this.” She looked at him, almost begging. The effects were worse by the moment, being here, with him, alone, wasn’t helping. His mind was racing to come up with any solution as she spoke the words, and he silently cursed the situation in his head. Cursing Lupin for being an absolute idiot, cursing Y/N for being so careless.
“You’re sure it’s an…aphrodisiac?” He asked lowly, narrowing his eyes slightly as he looked at her.
Y/N rolled her eyes at him “Yes. I’m very sure.”
He returned her eye rolling, his expression hardening “I’m just trying to make sure I give you the correct information. What are you feeling, exactly?”
“I’m feeling warm and...you know, aroused.” She says, her voice a little lower now. Snape whole mind went blank for a split second. He hadn’t expected her to be so straightforward with it, and he didn’t know how to handle it.
“Warm, and…aroused?” He echoed, his voice sounding hoarse as he spoke.
“Yes. Aroused.” She felt like he was doubting her? No, it was something else. “What else do I need to say? That I feel my panties soaked? That I just want someone to fuck me right on this moment so this will pass? That I feel like I’ll die if I don’t get a dick right now?”
His eyes darkened as she spoke, the words going straight to his body and making his mind fill with more thoughts he tried desperately to push down “No, there’s no need for that…” He said firmly, a hint of agitation in his voice as he clenched his jaw again. Merlin, why was this situation suddenly so much torturous for him?
Snape took a deep breath before continuing, trying to pull himself together “I’m not sure there’s a specific potion for this sort of predicament.”
Y/N groans frustrated, leaning against the wall. Great. He could practically see the frustration rolling off of her. He took another step toward her, despite feeling as though he should do the opposite “I’m trying to find a solution, have a bit of patience, will you?”
“Easy for you to say. You’re not the one affected by the aphrodisiac.” Y/N says a little sharp than she intended.
He couldn’t help the slight twitch of irritation that crossed his face as she snapped at him “Oh, forgive if you and Lupin can’t use a single brain cell to think that open an unknow powder would be a bad idea.”
Another sigh of frustration left her lips “I know, I know. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to snap at you. It’s just...hard to think right now.”
“It’s fine…don’t apologize, just give me a moment to think…” He was irritated, yes, but he also understood what she was going through.
She nods and put some more distance between them. “I feel like I’ll die if I don’t fuck.”
“That’s the effect of the aphrodisiac. I’m trying to find a way to help.” Snape was thinking of every potion he knows, every book he ever read about the subject but he couldn’t think of nothing to help her with the effects of the powder.
“You can help.” She says, looking at him. Yes, probably her brain turned to jelly right now for her to be saying that. But she couldn’t help, she couldn’t stand anymore what she was feeling, all the desire, all the lust she have for him taking over.
“How can I help?” He said, his voice suddenly sounding a bit huskier than before. He was starting to struggle with his own thoughts.
Y/N takes a few steps forward to him “You know how.”
His body tensed as he looked at her, the words sinking in, and he found himself torn between trying to fight his own thoughts and desires, or giving in to the situation “You know I shouldn’t…I’m your colleague...”
“I don’t care right now.” She says while her hands reach the buttons of his robes, opening one by one. A shudder traveled over his body as he felt her hands working on his black robe, her fingers slowly moving across the buttons. His heart began to speed up further, his breathing growing a bit harsher as he looked down at you.
“Merlin…” He breathed, his voice a strangled tone.
The robe had a lot of buttons, but soon she finished, discarding somewhere on the floor. She started opening the white button shirt. Snape no longer trying to fight against the situation. He knew there was no point, not anymore. And he wanted this. He wanted her. His shirt soon fell to the floor, leaving him in the undershirt and pants, feeling the heat in his body spreading over his body like wildfire as he stared at you.
“How many layers do you use?” She asks while she pulls the undershirt off his body, also discarding with the other pieces of clothes.
Snape couldn’t help a small chuckle at her question while she left him in just his pants now, before he spoke “Too many…I’m starting to regret that decision…”
Y/N was fast to pull all of her clothes off, she was desperate for his cock right now. She didn’t waste any time and soon she was naked in front of him pulling his pants down with his underwear.
He didn’t protest as she free him from the last pieces of clothing, his own eagerness to be free from the tight material fueling the movement more than his own actions. He was finally completely naked in front of her. Y/N pulled the potion master to a kiss, a messy and desperate kiss while their bodies were finally together.
His arms immediately wrapped around her, pulling her even closer to him as his tongue quickly made its way into her mouth, tasting her desperately.
A low moan left her mouth both from the kiss and from the feeling of his body against her. His hands began to roam over her body as the kiss continued, his touch desperate and hard as it slid over every inch of your skin. Her hands did the same. He started to maneuverer both of them towards his desk, his mind consumed by his need for her now that he has her right there.
He lifted her by her waist and placed her on the edge of the desk, his body pressing between her. Her hands kept exploring his body, until she stopped by his hard cock, slowly stroking him.
“Careful…don’t tease me unless you want this to end quickly…” Snape says, looking her with lust in his eyes.
“Merlin, no.” she chuckles softly before she wrapped her legs around him to pull him impossible closer. She then whispered on his ear “I need you now.”
A soft growl escaped him as his hands moved to her hips, pulling her closer against him as he positioned himself against her entrance. His eyes never left hers when he slowly entered her with ease.
Y/N moans, the feeling even more intense because of the effect of the powder. Snape’s mind went blank for a moment, his body shuddering against hers as he finally became completely enveloped inside her. He let out a strangled moan, struggling to keep any form of control as he starts to thrust.
“Faster.” She says with a small moan. She needed more. He didn’t respond verbally, but his body reacted automatically, his hips snapping against hers as he fastens his pace.
“Yes...”Y/N moans again as he speeds up his pace.
It didn’t take long for Snape starts feeling her tightening on him and he knew she was getting closer, and in that moment, he wanted nothing more than to hear she coming for him. He was breathing hard, his mind lost in the sensations as he continued to move against her, his pace growing faster and more desperate.
The sounds of their moans started to get louder as did the sound of their skin against each other. Y/N couldn’t hold back anymore. Her orgasm hit her harder than any time before. Her back arched and her eyes rolled from the intensity.
Snape felt the clenching around his cock and it didn’t take long for him to cum, spilling his hot seed on her.
The aphrodisiac finally stopped working as she tries to control her breath. She felt relief like she never felt before after being so affected by the powder. She finally found her voice to speak “Thanks...”
He looked at her as he pulls out of her, his breathing still coming out in harsh pants as he spoke “You’re…welcome…” Y/N suddenly started laughing, confusing Snape. It was almost absurd that a situation like this ended with her laughing, but here she was “What’s so funny?”
“I can’t believe you just fucked me on your desk.” She says between her laugh.
He chuckled, his expression still a bit amused “You find it funny that we did it on my desk…and not the fact that this whole situation occurred because you were affected by an aphrodisiac?”
“That too.” She says, chuckling and slowly getting off the table.
Snape chuckled again, watching as she slowly stood up. He quickly reached for his wand, cleaning the mess of the desk before speaking “I suppose this means the aphrodisiac is no longer a concern, then?”
Y/N nods, grabbing their clothes from the ground and giving his to him.
He takes his clothes back, a somewhat awkward feeling beginning to settle as he began re-dressing, not looking at her “And I assume you’ll want to forget this whole…situation, yes?”
She did the same with her clothes “I...”
As she spoke, he paused, his hands stilling at the button of his shirt as he finally looked over at her with a slight raise of his eyebrow “You what?”
Y/N looked at him, all dressed “It would be too bad if I said I don’t?”
Snape paused for a moment, his heart giving a slight flutter as he heard her words “Are you…saying what I think you’re saying?” She looked at him, apprehensive of his reaction. Maybe this was one side thing. He held her gave for a moment before walking over to her and kissing her. The kiss was different. It was more gentle, more soft. He finally pulled away, his hand coming up to play with a piece of her hair "Remind me to thank Lupin for being an absolutely moron."
Could you please do head cannons for the slender brothers about a s/o who's autistic and is having a break down on how they would help her ✨ I had to after seeing one of your recent posts, thank you!
I’m sorry these are short! I’m not experienced with autism, but I’ve done the research and hope I got everything correct. I understand that not all meltdowns are the same, so I tried to just get the general picture.
Slender
His voice is calming and soothing as he talks to you
He’ll fetch your stim objects and perhaps your favorite snack or drink to get you calm enough to talk to him.
He’ll guide you to a safer/quieter/ dark place.
He’ll try to find the root of the meltdown and see what he can do to fix it.
Or if there’s something that you need, he’ll fetch it for you.
He’s very logical, so it’s likely he’ll creatively work with you to find out the problem by asking questions.
If you need some alone time, he’ll leave if need be.
But out of habit he’ll peek in on you from time to time to make sure you’re not injuring yourself or getting overly panicked.
After the melt down, he’ll talk soothingly and suggest a warm bath after grounding yourself.
He’ll ask if you want or need anything and he’ll get said item.
If you’re alright with being touched and held now, he’ll give you a solid hug and squeeze you against him.
Offender
He doesn’t know exactly what to do, but he tries his best to talk you through it.
He’ll ask you how he can help you calm down, then he’ll try and go from there.
He’ll fetch you something if you need it,
But if it’s hidden somewhere he probably won’t find it bc he’s kinda blind when it comes to finding things ngl
But he’ll try and find a nice subsitute in the meantime.
He’s not too good with calming people down, but he’ll use his calming voice to soothe your emotions.
Will mayyybe (definitely) beat someone up if they were being too loud and annoying that triggered your meltdown.
After you’ve cooled off, he’ll hug and kiss you if you want and bring you some water so you stay hydrated.
Trender
He’ll go into New-York-City-Intern mode and fetch anything he thinks you need.
Comfort Item? Check
Stim toys? Check?
Cat? Check
Dog? Already on top of s/o.
WheReS The wATER? Oh, there it is!
Probably more scared than you are because he struggles to be a good boyfriend all of the time and just wants to make you feel better <3
He’ll sit by your side and try to talk it out, even if he’s not the best at communication, or talking at all, for that matter.
He might pull out some special fabrics he knows you like to stim with to help calm you down once the worst part is over.
He’ll also pull out some nifty bath bombs to help you relax post-meltdown.
Splendor
He’s so distressed too bc all he wants to do is HUG YOU and give you his love and affection.
But he can’t so he uses his words to try and help you calm down.
He carries some of your stim things and comfort items in his pockets bc he likes them too and it reminds him of you.
He’ll guide you away from the situation at hand, and sit you down in a quiet place, possibly dark too if he can find one.
He doesn’t have any trouble using his words to calm you down, he’s a great talker.
And if this has happened before, he always knows the path he has to take to calm you down correctly.
But once it’s over, he’ll avoid the area of the meltdown and take you somewhere relaxing, probably the bedroom for you to take a nice nap.
Could I request for the Yandere slender Bros having eyes for the same person?
haha what eyes
Yan!Slender Brothers
Out of all of them, I think Slender would be the worst.
He has a power complex, and it's not the principle whether he has his darling, it's the principle that you are HIS.
Slender does not take it kindly that there's three other people after you, let alone his brothers of all people.
He morally can't dispose of them (and on top of that his Mother would slaughter him).
But he does try to scare them off with threats and even some bodily harm.
Second handedly, of course.
But Offender isn't afraid to throw hands with anyone.
He will physically fight for his love, whether it kills him in the process or not.
He might get a brain injury or two if he tries to go after Slender, who for sure has the most custody over you at the moment.
Trender is more reasonable and tries to talk things out to create a deal.
He'll borrow you for a day or so to say goodbye, and then give you back to Slender.
Of course, he won't follow through with it, but that's beside the point.
Splendor, however, is a little shit.
He's the youngest sibling, and he knows how to get away with a lot of things under his brother's noses.
If he's strategic enough, he'll be able to whisk you away while Slender is distracted with his other siblings.
Slender, Splendor, Offender will not give you a choice between the four. If you don't love them, you'll just have to learn.
Trender is more lenient and self-aware. He knows you can't change love. But he will try to change himself so your heart will sway in his favor.
This doesn't mean he won't pop up frequently to check on you.
Not Halloween-y but could you write about the slender brothers purring around their s/o for the first time?
Slender
Just come into his office when he’s in a good mood and start loving on him.
You’re bound to get a purr soon or later if the environment is right.
Some long and loving touches and slow kisses will prompt his purring.
You pause from the sudden static rumble from your boyfriend’s throat.
You’ve never heard it before, but by the way he leans into you, he seems to be enjoying himself.
Slender will lean his head into your side as you massage his temples as a deep, gravelly purr with a whisper of static rumbles from his throat.
You allow him to stay like that for a calming break, before being coaxed on his lap to retrieve even more purrs from your boyfriend.
Offender
As everyone knows, Offender is a very loving person.
He can usually create a short-lived purr on command, but there are times where he surprises himself before falling asleep while cradling his s/o.
It’d have to be a quiet night where Offender can get lost in his thoughts thinking about his s/o, and how much time and love he’s spent with them.
You’ll be shifted awake by a mass of muscle scooting closer to you, along with a gaining purr in volume.
Offender has a loud purr, so you won’t be getting much sleep tonight.
You were aware of his purring since he mentioned it in passing, but you couldn’t imagine it’d keep you awake.
But the lopsided smirk he’s sporting will never spark disgruntlement.
You just hold him closer and leave butterfly kisses along his cheeks in content.
Trender
It will take a while into the relationship for Trender to purr around his s/o.
He doesn’t purr often, and there’s rarely moments long enough for it to be prompted.
Everything has to be perfect to hear his cute raspy purr.
It was a long day at work, and he was dead on his feet from slaving over another ballgown for a rich party for rich people who seemed to all request his clothing at once.
Trender fell into your arms, and didn’t even bother to take his shoes off before hand.
All he knew that night was cuddling up to his s/o’s chest and taking a very long nap in their arms.
There isn’t much else to it besides tracing your touch along his skin and keeping Trender relaxed in your hold for a good nights sleep.
He wouldn’t even know he was purring until his s/o mentioned it the next morning.
Splendor
The first time hearing him purr would be the first time you cuddle..
Splendor purrs easily, and it can surface whenever he’s in close contact with you, whether it be a cuddle or a long hug.
And Splendor is a huge cuddle bug, he’ll hop onto any given chance to snuggle up under a blanket.
And just after a few minutes, Splendor was putty in your arms.
He’s just so peaceful and content and cute, your heart just can’t handle it.
Press a few kisses to his cheeks and he’ll be glowing.
The high-pitched sound surprised you at first, and before you could ask if he was alright, he buried his freckled cheeks into the crook of your neck.
Splendor was content, and even though your heart was racing, you kept still and enjoyed the solitude.
Want me to scramble over to your place? I bet there are some really nice flies around with all these corpses od dead humans! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂☺️😉😌🤤😏😁🤭😋💯👀👉🏻👈🏻
merry crimemas, what crime are you planning on committing?
sodomy
Moths. And a beatle! :D
moths on lightsheet
David Fischer, Malaysia, 2024.
How would the slender brothers react to somebody going yandere over them? (Mother and Lume included). Maybe reader is this super powerful demon being who wants to love their new obsession. I always love the idea of insanely powerful readers, but dangerously powerful. Life with them is sweet as sugar! Praise, kisses, maybe a bit of jealousy here and there. But punishments are the worst hell imaginable
Slender
Slender pretends not to be intimidated.
He is.
But, to protect his ego, he forces himself into the mindset that he's superior, which is a dangerous game to play around you.
The first time he told you 'no' was quite interesting, and wet the mood for the rest of your short relationship.
"What did you just say to me?"
There was a tense silence, and it lingered in the air between the couple like a dense fog.
Slender slowly turned his head, questioning if the tone he heard was really as audacious as they seemed.
"I said, 'No, I would like to attend a party tonight with my business partners and Offender.'"
"That's what I thought you said."
Slender paused, and he would glare if he had the proper equipment. "You aren't my mother, I don't need to ask permission to leave the house at a reasonable hour."
"Well, we'll just have to find a way for you to stay home then."
"I'm not making up an excuse just-"
And before he could finish the next syllable, six thuds hit the ground. Out of pure primal instinct, Slender teleported somewhere safe inside his forest.
He left your claws immediately, and he'd rather stay that way, even if he must constantly be on the run from you.
Offender
Honestly, as long as you're nice to him, he might not even notice that you're yandere.
He loves attention, physical affection, praise, and sappy romance in general.
And you could kill him in one swipe??? That's sexy. He's already praising the ground you walk on.
He's always head over heels for people that are taller than him, considering it's extremely rare.
Sometimes a big guy like him just wants to be the little spoon, y'know?
But it will be difficult when Offender tries setting boundaries.
He's a man that has a big social circle, and if that is a problem for his dangerous yandere, he's going to be in for a hell of a ride.
After the first punishment, he realizes you're fucking insane and he needs to get out of there as soon as possible.
As a trade negotiator for Slender, he has a lot of connections, possibly beings that would be able to shelter him if need be.
He never learns his lesson, "The crazy ones are always the hottest."
Trender
He's not much of a fighter.
Trender would rather take the easy route and let you follow him around like a rabid puppy dog.
If you start complimenting him and giving praise, Trender will fluster to unimaginable limits.
And he hates to admit it, but he really loves the positive attention you give him.
He's so used to being unrecognized for his hard work in the small friend circle he has, it feels pleasant to have some pats on the back once in a while.
And he's a very passive being as well, you won't have to worry about him talking to other people or disobeying your wishes. He's just has a huge passive personality that likes to avoid conflict with the ones close to him.
Unless you're referencing his work.
If you try to control his work, his best stress outlet, then you're going to have an equally hard time punishing him as he's being disciplined.
He's stubborn just like his Mother, but he's also a huge baby when it comes to pain and discomfort.
He hates it, and promises to listen if you stop. But once the situation arises again, the exact same scenario plays out.
He'll try to escape from your claws as soon as possible if similar events keep happening.
Splendor
He thinks you adorable! And the both of you are sickeningly sweet together.
Splendor has a dark side as well.
He can be sweet as sugar one moment, and break your arm the next if he would really like to.
Splendor understands what it's like to be twisted in that sense, a terrible curse that's uncontrollable.
Chances are, he's willing to work through it with you, yandere or not, and work towards a healthy relationship.
Splendor falls hard when he's in love, and he'll do anything in his ability to mend your relationship.
Every couple has their bumps in the road.
Some couples argue, some sleep in different beds, some rip the bells off of a tendril because their partner spent too much time away from home.
But! Anything can be fixed with a little bit of love and duct tape! Splendor is sure of it. And he's convinced deep down you're the sweetest being in the Underrealm. You just need a little help discovering yourself.
Just a friendly theraphosa stirmi that is capable of talking, spelling (typing) and shipping ships!
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