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The only description of my mind is ‘⚠️WARNING: one look into this thing will cause a massive existential crisis⚠️’ because i constantly come up with theories about how the universe works and if any of it was said aloud I think people around me would get either very confused, have a massive panic attack, or question everything in existence. (If you want me to explain any of my theories or opinions, just ask. Do realize it will be a long paragraph.)

Part 2 don’t challenge a black widow

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁

August 8th, 2020

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

I am so mad rn. So I was checking the mail for my hot topic shipment and some kids were outside and mistook me for their friend an 8 YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!! I am 15 and was mistaken for my 8 year old neighbor, kill me

Me with all of my friends(love you guys)

(insp.)

My brain is just a random clusterfuck of emotions and I don’t even know what they are anymore

I accidentally zoomed in on richies face and I’m terrified

photos you share and photos you don’t

I’m not tagged but do I get to marry them both?

@d1no-pr1nce @doughnut-ho

A game!

@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga

So my dad is the choir director at my church and during quarantine he’s been video taping his songs for Facebook church and my mom and I will be sitting on the couch behind him and ‘dancing’. So today my mom and I were making puppet hands and he finally started one without problems and my mom didn’t know so she flipped the camera off and let’s just say I think my church would have liked that version of ‘How Great Thou Art’.

If I had a nickel for every time that I busted my face open by ‘tripping’ over a chair but really flipping over when I was younger than 7 I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

My town just said that there are no mandatory masks but kids have to wear masks when they go back to school. So when you go out without a mask and get exposed to covid you pass it on to everyone including your child who is going to school and will pass it onto other kids passing it on to their families. How are you expecting your kid to wear a mask when you don’t. Where I live will become a ghost town due to ignorance and I think that’s a good explanation of what is happening in America.

Credit:

https://medium.com/@thenib/you-can-be-a-patriot-without-loving-america-afe4a08e2eaf

Not offended, just exhausted- Jammi Dodger

This is my new life motto

Fuck I love bagels

Why do knights and princes have the ‘great sheild of virtue’ and the ‘sword of truth’ who is scared of that I would want ‘the sheild of fuck off’ and ‘the sword of I’ll kill you bitch’.

I would say I’m undefeated because I’ve never fought anyone before but life has defeated me

This has needed to be said for too long, lesbian relationships are not your own personal fantasy, gay friends are no different than your other friends, yaoi is not supporting gay men it’s fetishizing them, bi or Pan people are not ‘down for a threesome’ bc they like more than one gender and trans people’s bodies should not be fetishized bc they have different genitalia.

And frank has a Canadian accent and nico has an Italian one...

Does Percy have a New York accent? 😳

The best part is I don’t know who is who for the Percy and Clarisse one

PJO/HoO Characters as texts my friends and I have exchanged pt. 4:

Coach Hedge:

Percy and Nico:

Piper and Leo:

Zeus:

Thalia and Jason:

Jason and Reyna or Piper, honestly could go either way:

Clarisse and Percy:

Sally and Percy:

Percy and Hazel:

And finally, Percabeth and Nico:

Ok wtf is happening at camp halfblood to make 2020 such a trainwreck? Like, Percy Jackson can you hurry up and finish your quest?

Why does the Bible start with an existential crisis? Like... wtf