And So It Begins…

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

Does anyone know how to be funny on Tumblr

I…I found the post

bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

g      O

can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

attacka you with a branch

Oh yeaaaa here’s the boy :)

Pattern by MikasPatterns on Etsy

Well this took a while

Pattern by ME!! It’s not available rn because I need to add a few things lol

You can lead a horse to water

But can you take me to Funky Town?

UNDORTALL 8TH BITHDAY???

feeling like im on a higher plane of existence rn (not in a good way)(It's almost 3am where i am hhahahahahahahahaha)

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