I Wasn’t Expecting That.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

It's my birthday. Let's have an orgy!

Trio + Text Posts (ft. R2)

This rioter thought he could take on a kid with an AR rifle, using his pistol. He was wrong. Lucky for him he was only shot in the arm. The guy who attacked the kid with a skateboard, as he was running from the mob, got shot in the chest. Another rioter, who tried to attack the kid with the AR, got shot in the head. In an ironic twist other looters and rioters stood over their dead comrades and screamed and cried for the police. Seriously.

Word to the wise; If you're going to play at being an anarchist and feel compelled to go out and attack and destroy, don't cry and call for the police when you and your shit head friends get shot in the face.

Jurassic Public Park..

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

when u hear ur name in a conversation