the-last-teabag
This is the account of a German girl who is fond of drawing but shit at writing so she only posts fanart.
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RT´s Pet Comic #4
Our beloved, cuddly, little interrogator: ready for action and eager for affection.
You thought it was just cats? No, no, a Rogue Trader's entourage (menagerie) includes all kinds of cute animals!
I haven't the faintest idea what to do with a pet fish. Do you peck at the wall or stare at it? Wouldn't either scare them to death? A Cthulhu monster is staring at them, and they'll have nowhere to swim.
Well, to make up for that, I present Mermaid Cassia. Why haven't I seen any fanart of her with a fish tail yet? It's so obvious. If I ever finish this little comic series, I'll give Mermaid Cassia another proper portrait.
Second comic with our favorite murder kitty.
First of at least six comics about the Rogue Trader‘s pets. This time with Not-your-xenos-pet-mon‘keigh-cat Yrliet.
Oh, definitely! My iconoclast RT would have folded like a cheap lawn chair.
I'm pretty sure Xavier did that mostly to satisfy his own ego and to show the cute new RT that he's even more powerful than them (control freak and dom that he is).
With the other two, far more experienced RTs, he wouldn't have been able to pull that crap. Calligos would have laughed in his face and Incendia would have just sneered and told him that she's already blindly devoted to the Imperium and such actions are childish and unworthy of an Inquisitor. But with our RT? He can happily live out that fantasy. How long did he even sit there waiting for us to come? I bet he was excited and full of anticipation the whole time.
HC: Like Heinrix, he had carefully prepared his speeches, and unlike Heinrix, he also included some variations for RT that deviated from the script (so that he didn't start stuttering like a certain baffled interrogator). I tell you, that comment, about his sensitive hands in our bedchambers, was carefully planned as he strolled through our private quarters just minutes earlier.
Gotta appreciate the gaslighting:
He's the one who barged into my study at night, knocked out my servant and sat in my chair. And now he claims that he's in no mood to squabble? That I'm being the difficult one here?
I love this character so much - how he gets under your skin, making you shake with impotent rage. I bet most RTs killed XC just for this stunt. The funny thing is that if he'd politely requested RT's cooperation, 99% of RTs would've totally bought into his dilfy rizz and handed him his stupid shard on a silver platter.
Saw this and I knew what had to be done.
Mrbeast style videos on the horrors the spawn are subjected to. I spent 11 years impaled 😱😱😱
i was This close to just making his username mrbeast
A little Bunny-rus and Cat-starion cuddling for all eternity <3 Finally being happy in undisturbed togetherness.
Many thanks at @imagineitdearies for creating my favorite drow in the whole D&D universe.
Anyone who hasn't read it yet, please check out their fanfic Perfect Slaughter
"Last, as the golden flame receded, there was a violet flash of light in Cazador’s eyes, just before they began to widen, further and rounder, terrified, when he met Tyrus’s blank gaze."
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Or I read chapter 37 of PS by @imagineitdearies and I am not okay.
- reader discretion is advised, pls read the tags before checking it out
Normal vampire lord behavior.
Astarion Ancunin and Tyrus Aman’del after killing Cazador and (un-) living their best (un-) lives adventuring and exploring the world.
Since both once mentioned how good the other would look in their respective outfits, Tyrus naturally gifts his lover the sun-protecting Cloak of Dragomir (since he is the only one who can wear that dusty rag with grace), while Astarion fulfils his dream of putting silver elven chainmail on his lover. + braiding his beautiful white hair at every opportunity. After all, his necromancer husband should be properly protected - while being as pretty as possible.
This scenario is definitely what will happen at the end of @asterdurge fanfic Perfect Slaughter! I cannot be convinced otherwise!!
Dead Rats & Bad apple
chapter 5-6
That’s all
Dead Rats & Bad apple
chapter 4
Inspired by the movie poster of "The Handmaiden" (great movie, go watch it)
Depicting the dynamics of the three main characters of the fanfic "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge
I tried to give Caz the most Dracula-esque outfit possible, even added a little bat brooch. A man who keeps hundreds of bats in his dark castle (so that everyone who sets a foot inside knows that they are entering a vampire lair) would wear something like that.
Also Tyrus using Message to quietly communicate with his Astarion.
Dead Rats & Bad Apple
chapter 1~3
A moments embrace |25022024 - | based on "Perfect Slaughter" by asterdurge
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“Am I good for nothing, then?”
What's better than one traumatized, handsome vampire elf? That's right: Two traumatized, handsome vampire (dark-)elves!
Another depiction of the lovely Tyrus from the BG3 fanfiction "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge
This time with his beloved Astarion while both are miserable, suffer from panic attacks and try to comfort each other! Yay!
Happy Valentine's Day <3
Based on the lovely and terrible fanfiction "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge
The sweet drow vampire OC drinking the blood of this cute rabbit is the least worst thing happening in Chapter 19. The rest of the story about the undead life in the Szarr palace is also quite sad and horrible but this chapter really takes the cake.
Please mind the tags!
Highborn sisters and brothers Part 3! Finally with our dearest asoiaf twins :D Cersei and Catelyn are basically just grown-up versions of their (eldest) daughters.
The oldish generation of highborn sisters and brothers from Westeros who are - as of now - mostly dead :D Well, there is still some hope for little Dany. (Part 2)
Here Ned and Oberyn are both in their late teens/early twentys as their beloved sisters died at that age.
The younger generation of highborn sisters and brothers from Westeros who have (mostly) the same color palette. (Part 1)
The Prophecy of the younger, more beautiful one.
I'm a huge fan of all the theories regarding the lady who will eventually cast Cersei down and I think it might be a combination of young woman and girls that all partly take away the few bits of Cersei's life that she actually cares about. While I also liked to see Lady Brienne of Tarth up in this list (as a knight whose beauty isn't skin deep but rather shines from her very soul - a fact Jaimie Lannister eventually realises) I choose the young queens and the ones that have/had potential to be a queen in the future. [Might later update this version with Shireen Baratheon who (just like Brienne) is far more beautiful on the inside and would eventually be a queen if daddy Stannies gets his claim to the iron throne.]
Such adorableness and tragedy considering how each pair was torn apart permanently :( There is only hope for the sweet sansan reunion!
Sketch requests part 2:
1. Theon for @damphair
2. Ned and Cat for anon
3. Sandor for @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly
4. Jaime with Princess Rhaenys for @wickedjaime
Everything in this picture is so beautifully precious. You can practically feel the warmth and love so much as if you were lying in the cozy bed next to the fuzzy puppies. Also the hairiness of our proud daddy Sandor <3
Here is my gift to @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly for the SanSan Secret Santa! The prompt was: puppies, babies, safe and sound.
I wanted to make a cozy and intimate scene so here is all the family having a nice time in the evening. The children sneaks into their parents’s chambers because they don’t feel like ending the day just yet. Even if they are tired, Sansa and Sandor are always happy to be with their little “pups”. Look at that (not too) goofy Sandor, being happy to be with the woman he loves and fool around with his boy.
It was very fun to draw the shadows of the different light sources. I sweated to draw all those puppies and fur (and yes i’m talking about Sandor too, haha!) This is my first time drawing dogs and I think it shows…ho well, I’m happy with the result.
I was SO happy to have @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly as my Giftee! Her blog is easily my favourite on tumblr. I love everything she posts, a flavoury mix of science, animals, history, SanSan and ASOIAF excellent metas and informations. She is so organised and down to heart, it is always pleasure to read her!
Thank you for everything you do for our beautiful Fandom. I hope you like my drawing!
Happy Holidays!
Princess of King‘s Landing & Princess of Dorne
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‘Before she could summon the servants, however, Sweetrobin threw his skinny arms around her and kissed her. It was a little boy’s kiss, and clumsy. Everything Robert Arryn did was clumsy.
If I close my eyes I can pretend he is the Knight of Flowers. Ser Loras had given Sansa Stark a red rose once, but he had never kissed her … and no Tyrell would ever kiss Alayne Stone. Pretty as she was, she had been born on the wrong side of the blanket.
As the boy’s lips touched her own she found herself thinking of another kiss. She could still remember how it felt, when his cruel mouth pressed down on her own. He had come to Sansa in the darkness as green fire filled the sky. He took a song and a kiss, and left me nothing but a bloody cloak.It made no matter. That day was done, and so was Sansa. ‘
Unfinished unkiss piece I decided to merge with a quick sketch of Alayne and Sweetrobin to somehow depict the passage I posted .
The Stranger’s Kiss by Indiron
“… I promise you, she will be singing to the Stranger, begging for his kiss.”
When Cersei utters these words, she intends them as an ominous threat. She is far from imagining the symbolical context and meaning that a song and a kiss hold for Sansa is a radically different one, which we hope this piece bearing our art project’s name has conveyed.