Count Von Count
Count Von Count
In Sesame Street, the vampire is the one who counts and teaches you how to do basic math. Suspiciously, there is an old myth that if you throw salt or rice down when a vamp is chasing you, they HAVE to count every grain. Thus, when Count Von Count stops counting, he'll eat your kids.
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Shack in the desert
I've made a quiz so you can find out
What Abandoned Place Are You?
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Sylphs: "Skiing, making snowmen, having a good time*
Jake Coolice: *Shreds past them at 99 mph screeching*
Sylphs: "h o l y s h i t."
It will never be revealed what type of cryptid Jake Coolice is because Jake Coolice himself is the cryptid
Same
The Sundays
THANK YOU
The Masterlist
Zombie Apocalypse AU
Sleeping Habits
Sole Refusing to Kill
Dreaming Sole’s Death
Meeting Mad Max
Going to Strip Club
Finding Pre-War Photo of Pinup Sole
Sole Becoming Immortal
MacCready Falls in Love with Sole
Meeting Dean Domino
Sole Getting Injured
Settler Thanking Sole with Hug and Kiss
Walking in on Sole Asking Strong to Throw Them to Prydwen
Sole Being Decapitated Deadpool Style
Sole Trying to Have Drunk Sex
Sole Being Super Tired but Acting Super High
Meeting Me
Female Sole Dying During Childbirth (hella angsty)
Sole Sleep Walking
Sole Going Down on Sleeping Companions
Sole Giving Lap Dance (Male)
Sole Giving Lap Dance (Female)
Sole Getting Married to Someone Else (Part 1)
Sole Getting Married to Someone Else with Happy Ending (Part 2)
Sole Heavily Using Chems
Sole Giving Them Neck Bite (Female Companions)
Sole Tripping and Falling into Companions
Sole Having a Stutter
Synth Shaun Throwing Tantrum
Finding Teen Sole’s Smutty Journal About Companions
Sole with High Libido History Geek Sole Waking up to Sole Spooning Them (Female Companions) How They Pleasure Themselves (Female Companions) Sole Builds Robot to Name it After Companions Sole Self Harming Realising They’re Gay for Same-Sex Sole
First Kiss with Sole Present Day AU
Shy Sole Grinding on Them During Party Caring for Their Infants
Male Sole with One Testicle
Sole Burning Vault Suit
Nick, Mac and Deacon + Sole Looking Like Their Dead Wives
Having to Bathe with Sole
Musical Instruments of Choice
Sexual Tendencies
Sole Having a Pot Belly
Sole Being Insulted
Sole Cheating on Them
Sole Wanting to Draw Them Naked (Female Companions)
Sole Suggesting a Threesome
Sole Wanting to be Tied up in Bed
How They Pass Time While Travelling
Sole Looking Like Someone They Knew (Female Companions)
Intimidating Sole Actually Being a Softy
Female Companions Approach Other Female Companions for Sex
Cait/Piper Being Jealous
Sole Threatened by Chem Dealer
Large Breasted Sole
Walking in on Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Name
Sole Farting in Elevator
Sole Dressing as Grognak (Female Companions)
Cumming In Sole (Male Companions)
Annoyed at Sole for Picking up Deskfans
Buff Sole Wrestling Deathclaw
Accidentally Killing Sole
Synth Shaun Calling Them Mum/Dad
Sole Survivor Having Body Piercings
How They Act While Sick
Sole Getting Pregnant/Getting Companions Pregnant
Sole Dancing with Someone Else
Getting Called Derogatory Names
Shaun Tames Deathclaw
Sole Showing Them How to Bowl
Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Names
Shaun Asking to Sleep with Companions During Storm
Breaking up with Sole
Sole Introducing Companions as Shaun’s New Parent
Self-Conscious Sole
Sole Stealing Them Gifts
Sole Getting Gen2 Synth Eyes
Shirtless Sole
Pickman Mystery Mansion
Walking in on Cait Cuddling Teddy Bear
Sole Falling Through Snow
Sole Wanting Sex While on Quest
Mr House Offering to Endorse Sole and the Minutemen
Sole as Kris Kringle
Companions Sexual Fantasies About Sole
F!SS Gifting Herself to Companions
Companions’ Ideal Gifts
Sole Blowing Up Mr Gutsy by Repeating ‘Will You Comply’
Christmas Fluff Fic
Sole Getting Fisted by Fisto
Dream Daddy/Mummy
Sole Proposing
Busty F!SS Spilling Water on Herself
F!SS Gives Tit Job to Male Companions
F!SS Telling Romanced Female Companions She’s Pregnant
Female Companions’ Post-Sex Awakening Without Sole
Companions Discovering They’re a Synth
Someone Feeling Up Sole
DC Guard Calling Sole Beautiful
Sole Softly Singing Shaun a Lullaby
Most Hurtful Things Companions Could Say to Sole
Sole Finding and Wanting to Use Ouija Board
Companions Find the Death Note
Sole Dying of Incurable Disease
Hancock becoming Glowing Ghoul Injured Sole Passing Out from Pain
Sole Flirting With Every Robot
Sole + Piper Discovering Curie
Companions Favourite Pre-War Things about Sole
Nuka World Bosses’ Sexual Tendencies
F!SS/X6-88 NSFW
Super Chill Sole Who Never Gets Angry. Ever.
Jealous Companions
Companions as Aussie Stereotypes
Companions Get Cucked
Companions + Middle Earth
The Marvel React
Three Events Making Piper Realise Her Love
Companions’ Preferred Robots
Companions Described with Love Songs
First Time Sole Said “I Love You”
Sole Having Cute Quirk
Sole Getting Smashed at Strip Poker
Female Companions Losing at Strip Poker
Sole Looks Like Piper’s Mum
Virgin Sole
Sole as Astronaut
Companions Accidentally Drinking Sole’s Breastmilk
Companions Thoughts on Having Child with Sole
Companions Being More Affectionate
Awkward Occurrences During Sex
Companions Slap Sole in Argument
Avengers 4 (IW Spoilers)
We open where we left off, as thanos says that it cost him everything. Then, a figure appears through the fog. Bucky, then the peters, doctor strange and the other heroes. They run up to thanos and beat the shit out of him while the child gamora cheers them on. 😂
It is true,tbh.
Cartoons + Flags
So if Steven is his mom and his mom is pink diamond and pink diamond's mom's are blue and yellow diamond and pink d's ? is white diamond does he have like 7 moms, 2 aunts, a dad and and uncle? Does that make sense?
The problems that plague us are far from over, but at least now we can begin the process of repairing the broken system that led us to these issues. Nevertheless, be vigilant.
to my friends in red states, please stay safe and watch out for each other. stay inside and avoid going out if you don’t need to. not to stir up fear in the wake of victory, but there are numerous watchdog organizations warning people — especially black and trans folks — to expect a sharp uptick in violence and tension. the naacp has issued a warning to black people in missouri to STAY INSIDE, STAY TOGETHER, STAY SAFE. check on your friends. stay informed. if you aren’t following them already, check out the naacp website and watchdog organizations to keep an eye on things in your area.
to white folks, this is a time for you to celebrate as well, but things are far from over. reach out to your poc and trans friends, particularly your black and trans friends, and check on them and make sure they feel safe. DO NOT STOP DONATING TO PAYPALS AND GOFUNDMES. CONTINUE SHARING RESOURCES AND INFORMATION. CONTINUE PARTICIPATING IN COMMUNITY AID. electing biden did not simultaneously wipe out the issues many marginalized communities are facing. YOUR PART IN THIS IS NOT OVER BECAUSE THIS FIGHT IS NOT OVER. continue spreading
to succinctly sum up the energy we need to cultivate going forward:
you can reblog this. white people can and should reblog this. likes do nothing for us.
