How puppies help when you’re sick.
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Are we just going to ignore Lindsay’s choice of Minecraft skin? She chose to be a penguin, which is a small bird that can easily fit inside of a backpack and be carried around. MIchael’s skin is Banjo, who carries his bird friend in his backpack. I rest my case.
i better fucking have a valentine this year (*hint hint hint*)
So I work at a pizza place right next door to a comic book store, and today’s Free Comic Book Day. I didn’t think it’d get too crazy or anything.
Then I look to the front of the store and see this
the-meta
[muffled blood gulch blues in the background]
[NOT SO MUFFLED BLOOD GULCH BLUES IN THE BACKGROUND]
Yes. My minions, come eat.
listening to your favorite band with your friend