Yes.

I'm not gonna lie, I too, thought the noodles were gay

i don't want to come off as even more extreme but I think a bird could be a mammal

I don’t want to seem too extreme but I think a toad. Could be a bug

uhhhhhh something something uhhhh

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Smash

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

I will never get over binghe and that damn congee. a meal he didn't manage to bring to his mother on time before she died. a meal he remade every couple of hours over the course of several days when sqq was unconscious from without-a-cure so that when he woke, he'd have something fresh to eat. the meal that he made every day for five years, in the hope that sqq's corpse would someday wake up and eat it

what's really striking to me is that first time he makes it for sqq. this is right after sqq took a major hit for him, getting struck with a poison that should've killed him, all for binghe's sake. I imagine poor binghe must have felt pretty helpless after that. it's not like he could help with sqq's medical recovery or tend to his qi or rouse him from his brief coma, but he needed to do something to show his gratitude for what sqq had done for him, and it makes me emotional that the decision he comes to is "when shizun wakes, he'll be hungry, so I should feed him" and then he proceeds to make the same congee over and over every couple hours until sqq wakes up

adding to this cause I don't think you guys understand how feral I am about this series I am holding these characters in my teeth and shaking. Anyways.

Both are possibly the biggest bitches ever. You just know Shen Yuan's comments were lethal, my guy was probably the highlight of the novel, remember Shang Qinghua remembered him like 40+ years later, and I do imagine that Shen Qingqiu, the peak lord of the pro smartass club and former street rat knew how to pack a mean insult.

They both had the choice to leave something they hated (Shen Yuan actively chose to read pidw despite how much of a failure it was, down with the ship kinda behaviour and you know who else chooses to stick with something despite how much it's (he's) failing him eh eh eh)

both of them would rather die than talk about their feelings like normal people

Shen Yuan and Shen Qingqiu both get violent urges Shen Qingqiu just gets them more. Shen Yuan has managed to focus it on Shang Qinghua.

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

Hear me out:

Violence

Yqy tries to pick him up? Absolutely not he's a adult man no thank you

Hence Sy ends up having to get drastic and start attacking yqy's hands/face

Henceforth, he endears himself to Shen Qingqiu, who scruffs him and takes him home (and also Yqy, because he's just like xiao-jiu!!!)

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

You clowned a little too close to the circus popsunner

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers