Not Now Kitten, Daddy Has To Write Strange Self Indulgent Fan Fiction.

IM NOT DEAD

i know i haven’t posted in a while,, ive got a lot if promts just not rly motivated to write anything

if u wanna see a list of some if my prompts then let me know ^0^

Tear you apart ♡

-Fem bodied reader-

Hot teacher's assistant xiao who drags you to an empty classroom right before the lecture starts, just to fuck your pretty cunt so he can see you squirm in your seat later as cum drips down your thighs.

"You really though you could get away with wearing a skirt that short," He scoffs, you pretend to be surprised when he pushes your back against the classroom door. Xiao is quick to unbutton his black jeans and pull your panties down your leg, he brings your thighs up to his pelvis and grinds on you.

"Jump." He teases into your ear, you jump and he catches the back of your thighs. You can smell the cigarette on him and bury your head in his neck, taking in the sent.

"So cute~"  He tilts your head up with his chin and captures your lips, you tug at the chains on his neck to pull his body closer to you.

"Xiao please- ♡" You want him so bad. Xiao chuckles slightly and pushes you harder against the door so he can pull his cock out, you feel him slowly start to fill you up. Part of you is embarrassed to be doing this in a public area, where anyone could open the other door and see you two, but the heat in your body feels too good, and the way Xiao's piercings rub against you so perfectly has your mind going blank.

Your eyes meet the clock on the other wall.

"X-xiao~! its almost ti-ime for cla-sss~ ♡" You whimper.

"So? I'm only being a stupid TA for the money, and I know you don't give a damn about that cla~ huhhm!" His words are cut short by a moan.

"Fuuhuck! xiaooo~com-ming"

"Eheh, me too cutie~"

You feel his knot swell up inside you and your legs go weak, you fall down but your arms stay wrapped around his neck.

"Hm, now you're going to walk out of this room to your class and focus on the lecture like a good girl, okay?" His voice is somehow condescending and praiseful at the same time.

"But-"

"ah, ah, ah" he swung your panties around one finger and stuffed them into his pocket and buttoned up his jeans.

"What did I say?"

"ah- o-okay xiao.." Your face was beat red but you did what you were told.

He didn't even glance at you once through that whole lecture, he didn't need to.

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Thx for reading!! Since yall liked the other xiao one i thought id do another, i hope u liked it <3

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

𖤐.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Muse ˖ ݁𖥔.𖤐

shinsou x gn reader blurb -

ArtStudentShinsou! Who you met thanks to Izuku.

Who you'd been introduced to at a small get-together for Izuku's birthday. Your building was right next to the art studio, meaning that you'd unknowingly seen him in passing several times.

ArtStudentShinsou! Who asks for your number, claiming that Denki--another mutual friend--had been forcing him out of his shell. You agreed of course.

Who invites you to Denki's parties, knowing that the extroverted blond would leave him to his own introverted misery, and he wanted someone to hang out with.

ArtStudentShinsou! Who you don't really talk to after the party, but can't seem to stop thinking of. His piercings and tattoos and black leather jackets, his "fuck you" aura. Who surprised you with how calm and observant he was.

ArtStudentShinsou! Who texts you randomly one day asking to meet up. Who asks if you can be a model in his upcoming midterm prodject.

You agree, flattered--if not a little embarrassed-- that he thought you'd be a good fit. He mentions the possibility of having you as a live model and your heart does summersaults.

"You don't have to, of course, but because of the piece I'm doing would require me to have at least some idea of your physic. The muscles and and your bone structure--" He stopped himself, noticing your wide-eyes.

You said yes. Obviously.

ArtStudentShinsou! Who, by the second or third session, somehow, someway, gets you draped over his work table, your hands in his hair, his lips on your neck. Pencil and ink long forgotten, grateful that the studio stays open so late, and no one else is around.

ArtStudentShinsou! Who claims you're his perfect muse, memorizing every dip and arch. The color of flushed skin and bruised lips.

Needless to say, he gets an A on the project, and a new live reference.

Dottore Headcanons

im back from the dead with head cannons for dottore even though i havent played genshin in months,, he is my current special interest so this might be a bit indulgent

note: these will be with and without an s/o ,, mostly sfw (brief mention of sex)

he has his own little wing of the fatui base (so his experiments don’t affect the other fatui or the surrounding ground

he has a few operating rooms but one big main one (he mostly uses the other ones to hold stuff like body parts or plants/ bacteria) the main room has a small office attached to it where he hold all his files and documents on his experiments, he uses the bigger one as his main base of operations) 

He is one of the most respected and feared harbingers (mostly cuz he’s more well known to the public than some of other members)

He can basically never die cuz he can create infinite clones ( but he’s still working on memory transfer) 

Original dottore is older than his clones (he’s around mid 40’s) 

He prefers to experiment on people rather than animals 

he, like the other harbingers, has a living quarters in the Tsaritsa base but he prefers to just sleep in his office 

Chronically sleep deprived (that’s how he stays so erratic) 

Has tried all the drugs 

Has even tested some harmful experiments on himself( mostly before he made clones,, has caused permanent damage to his body and blood) 

had a pet bunny when he was a child but accidentally killed it

With an s/o

his giving love language is acts of service and his receiving language is physical touch 

he is secretly very clingy

you were most likely one of his subjects but he liked you so much he decide to give you special treatment and manipulated you into staying with him

his concept of love is a bit messed up, he leans more toward obsession

he likes pet names like pet, love, dear, my sweet, and little one

he tends to have a short temper but instead of getting angry he makes threats to harm others (people you care about) or lock you in a room

he's toxic

but its okay cuz hes hot (/hj)

he likes to get you involved in his experiments and to have your input on things

he trusts you a lot (because he's convinced you that you need him to live)

the other fatui kind of know about you but don't rly care or give you any special treatment

pretty much every time ya'll have sex its in his lab or office

he likes when you wear collars or chokers

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thx for reading <3

Wake up call ꩜ .ᐟ

Shinsou x gn reader blurb, oral (m receaving), slight somnophila, just a cute n sweet little smut Drabble

MDNI

Two bodies were snuggled up together. An arm over a chest, a leg over a hip, a head in the crook of a neck.

Early morning was dawning on the couple, a winter chill seeped through the windows and kept them cocooned in their pocket of warmth.

You were awake first, your lashes fluttered open and you nuzzled into the boy next to you.

Shinsou showed no signs of stirring, still away in a blissful sleep. You felt more alert than you’d expected, considering the late night you two had together, and part of you didn’t want this spell of pleasure to end just yet.

A devious little smile tugged at your lips, your boyfriend just looked so edible and you wanted to repay him for last night.

Slowly, you migrated from the koala grip on the young man’s side, inching lower down the bed, being careful to not wake him just yet. You nestled in between his legs after pulling the comforter down, tracing shapes along his inner thighs and lower stomach.

Shinsou shuddered slightly, goosebumps prickled his flesh, but still he remained asleep. You suppressed a giggle, watching his subtle reactions. You hooked one finger over the band of his boxers, the only thing he was wearing, and tugged them down.

You bit your lower lip, crawling down on your elbows to taste the first drop of precum. Shinsou bucked his hips again, breath hitching as his chest rose and fell. You swirled your tongue around his tip, giving little kitten licks down the underside. You used one hand to cup his balls while kissing back up to the tip.

Tilting your head away for a second and gathering the spit in your mouth, you let it drip onto his cock. Shinsou shook again, a deep whimper falling from his lips. You couldn’t see if he was awake, but from the way his hands began to grip at the sheets, he was definitely about to be.

You raked a free hand through your hair, moving it to one shoulder so it didn’t get in the way. Then you took Shinsou’s cock into her mouth, opening your throat to fit him all the way in. You breathed through your nose, gripping onto the rest of his length. Hollowing out your cheeks, lips swollen and tears brimming your eyeline.

Suddenly a hand grabbed your hair, pulling your bangs up and putting the lewd action on full display.

“Fuck, baby,” Shinsou’s husky voice ground out, praise and groans filling the room.

You hummed in approval, the vibrations of your voice sent another jolt of desire down the boys spine. His hips thrust up to meet your mouth, causing the tears to slip from your eyes.

You rutted against the bed, trying to release the buildup of arousal that had steadily grown since you started.

“I have nothing to write!!!”

I scream at the blank word doc while my notes page full of original prompts for things I totally want to, and can write, glares at me

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐔 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝜗𝜚: minors dni! (yall won’t listen anyway smh🙁)

ㅤ𝜗𝜚: consider this my debut, criticism is much appreciated, i’d love to improve!

ʚ・ ୨୧・ ɞ

shinsou hitoshi 100% LOVES thick thighs and stomach pudges, he begs you to ride his face, and squeeze him with your thighs. air? not his concern. he wants NEEDS you to break his facial structure while you lose yourself ontop of him

he loves watching you touch yourself for him, toshi watches you with careful eyes as lewd noises leave your lips while your fingers go in and out of your pussy, trying to make yourself feel the same way he makes you feel. he definitely smirks to himself KNOWING nobody can do it better than he can for you

he’d press you up against the counter while you prepare dinner, two fingers in your mouth, your thighs pressed together as you feel his clothed erection pressed up against your ass, you’re NOTTTT touching whatever’s on that stove, he’d place you on the dining table and skip straight to dessert (AKA you.)

don’t even bother trying to cover your mouth while he fucks you raw (with your consent of course), he’d grab your hands and pin them above your head, watching you struggle, everybody NEEDS to know youre screaming his name

speaking of raw, toshi loves watching you mewl as you feel each and every one of his veins thrusting into you while you take his dick, one hand snaking around your waist to hold you still while the other circles your numb clit, stopping as you reach your climax, watching you whine just makes it even more fun

everytime your eyes stray from his or even shut close, he threatens to stop, he wants you looking directly at him, every single one of your expressions while you’re being stuffed with his cock turns him on even more, “eyes on me baby” UGHHH SHINSOU THE MAN YOU ARE.

~Xiao headcannons~

In honor of me getting Xiao on the last day of his banner I decided to write some headcannons I have abt him. This includes Sfw and Nsfw. <3 (this is pretty self indulgent, i tried to stay in character but honestly im so down horrendous)

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Sfw

- He's very touched starved so becoming intimate was a slow process

- figuring out his love language was hard, he isn't very expressive when it comes to his emotional needs but eventually you figured out it was acts of service and quality time

- Xiaos favorite act of service if when you make him almond tofu and take care of him after his battles, specifically patching his wounds and bathing with him

- quality time is also important to Xiao, sitting with him on the roof of Wangshu Inn in silence or looking at flowers on the mountains

- He doesn't get mush free time so when he does, he always spends it with you

- on the rare occasion he comes home before you're asleep, he likes to cuddle next to you while you do anything

- Xiao would never admit this but he loves when you read to him, any stories, for as much distaste he claims to have for new mortal ways, story's fiction and not are always enthralling to him and lighten his heart if only a little

- because of his endless years of torment and suffering, he often has little episodes of depression and rage, when these arise he tries to distance himself from you, in fear of hurting you. but in the end you're the only one who can help and distract him form the pain

- because he's so antisocial and unfamiliar with social customs and norms, he often says things that could offend or hurt someone's feelings, most of the time he doesn't care, but when it comes to you, he apologizes profusely and feels horrible

- you understand though and reassure him

- thats another thing, Xiao needs constant resurement

- at the end of the day Xiao is a kind soul that just needs someone gentle and doting, in exchange he's very protective and loyal, he will always be there if you call his name

Nsfw

- you know that part i said about how Xiao isn't very expressive with emotions, yeah well he is expressive about his desires, almost too blunt

- if he wants something from you he'll just ask, he doesn't understand why mortals are embarrassed to share the intimate parts of there relationship

- this is of course after he gets comfortable

- your first time was really scary though, he was worried he'd hurt you or accidentally do something wrong

- after you both got use to sex though he changes completely in bed

- first thing, he's vocal like I mean like really vocal (like you know how much he grunts and stuff when running and fighting)

- not necessarily loud in his noises, theres just a lot of them

- he likes giving and receiving praise

- degradation too, (have you heard his voice lines?!) he loves being able to degrade you and praise you at the same time

- using words like "my pretty little whore" and "what a good stupid slut"

- if Xiao is in the mood he'll just wrap his hands around you and drag you wherever he wants

- he loves giving oral, he could stay in between your legs for hours, the thought of him making you feel good, pulling at his hair, saying his name god he loves when you say his name

- likes giving hickeys too, not really cuz he wants people to see them, more so he just likes seeing them himself

- Xiao is a switch, he'll be whatever he or you wants in the moment, many times though he will instinctively try to top

- id say for size he's pretty average, maybe slightly above

- he likes the forplay more than the actual thing in most cases

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thats all ive got 4 now,,, thanks for reading! <3

.ᐟ Masterlist .ᐟ

♱ JJK

Sukuna...

Paint the Town Red

Let Go

Others...

to be announced

♱ MHA

Shinsou...

Still With You

Wake Up Call

Fck Me

Muse

Espresso

Others...

to be announced

♱ GENSHIN

I am no longer writing for Genshin

Xiao...

Tear You Apart

Come on Fuck Me Emo Boy

Headcannons

Dottore...

Headcannons

Childe...

Love is a Bitch

♱ BSD

Dazai...

After the Fire Dies

Fyodor...

After the Fire Dies

Others...

to be anounced