20, fem, I'll pretty much post or reblog anything funny͵or art (cough*mostly involving transformers*cough)!🍋❤ ^_^
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Latest Posts by theohiangirl - Page 9
It's okay,we've all said crazy things on the net.But you've apologized and that's awesome.Now is the time for peace and timbits:)Happy holidays!
HEY EVERYONE
I’ve made an explanation/apology post here i’d love for you to check out but if you aren’t feeling like reading a long winded explanation here’s what’s what:
this post is three years old
i was sixteen and a pretentious idiot who though she was pretty funny and clever
i didn’t fact check jack shit
im really sorry for calling every single american a ‘fuck hole’
now for the more in-depth stuff:
im aware of the timmies locations all over the USA by now. I think i can list every single one from memory at this point
i’m sorry for the harsh and inflammatory language I used that was super not cool of me to do no matter how creative i felt at the time
I’m altering the original post bc this is the posts fourth or fifth wind and by far the biggest yet and it seems like the post is mostly going from blog to blog and people aren’t checking my blog before sending me death threats lol
SO ON THE OFF CHANCE people check the original post first I’m throwing in another apology here
take this as far warning friends, posts on the internet last forever
happy holidays!!
❣◕ ‿ ◕❣orion showing concern for his bf (๑>◡<๑)
One of my fav episodesXD
FuckyeahXD!
REBLOG To have your name in A 'Thank You Markiplier Book'
I was talking with my friend about how much Markiplier does for his fans, and I thought it’d be awesome to show how much everyone loves him! Markiplier is really special to me for reasons I wont say, but I want him to feel the same appreciattion we feel for him. So please REBLOG ONLY this post and I’ll add your URL to notebook I’ll send!!
Reblogs end January 13!!
Okay, so 200 followers may not seem like much to many, but it means a lot to me so I’m gonna be hostin’ an art giveaway since I don’t really have money to give something better :/
Prizes
Winner receives a full coloured bust like the above!
If this post manages to get over 50 notes, I’ll draw a second winner for a full coloured head drawing like the latter two.
Rules
1. Each reblog equates to one entry (but please don’t spam your followers, my art isn’t worth annoying your followers over).
2. Likes do not count, but you can use it to bookmark.
3. You don’t have to be following me to enter, but I may give something extra if you do (emphasis on the ‘may’ :/ ).
4. I’ll draw any Transformer character (including OCs, provided with references)! I may make a few exceptions, but please send me an ask before entering!
5. Nooo giveaway blogs, s’il vous plait!
6. Giveaway ends on November, 30 at 5:00 PM EST!
MORE HELP: SUCIDE WARNING
I got a hold of brittlesilverlord. Trying to convince him that he is worth something to someone all over; that none of us would be better off without him.
Please reblog if he is worth something to you, if you care that he stays around in our world then reblog.
If you can send asks and add comments, please do! He was here for me, you were all here for me — please be here for him.
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.
Oh Megsy you big ol' city bombing,planet destroying,sparkless,flirt~
Workin on my tf drawing skillzXD!I'll scan this eventually-_-
Sooo...saw this in my local library the other day.Cousin thought I was crazy cuz I miight have spazzed.A little.
*nods in agreement*I support this.Almost anyone can throw a ball or tackle somebody,but not everyone can endure the pain of standing on there tiptoes for hours and make it look graceful and painless.
You see these fuckers? They’re my pointe shoes. Now, I don’t know how much you guys know about ballet, but pointe is a style of ballet where the dancer dances on their toes. There’s a wooden box like thing on the tips, and is flat on the front, which makes us able to dance on our toes like we do. It’s called the box or platform. These shoes need to be the perfect size, otherwise the dancer can easily seriously hurt themselves. If the shoes are too small, their toes could break, but if they’re too big, they could snap their ankles. No two pairs of shoes are the same, so you can’t borrow anyone else’s. They need to be yours because otherwise the shoes won’t fit with your foot and how you dance.
These shoes range from 50-85 dollars, depending on where you get them and what they’re made out of. They’re stiff as a board when you first get them, so you need to break them in. Breaking them in takes months. You have to dance in stiff, hard boxes until the shank and vamp finally takes to your foot. You will bleed. Some people actually cry because the pain of breaking the shoes in is so bad. Once they’re finally broken in, dancing in them is wonderful, even if it still hurts a little. But when they’re broken in, they only last a few more months until they fall apart completely. Then you need to get a new pair and break those in.
In order to dance on these shoes, you need the proper cushioning for your toes, whether it be cotton, a soft gel slip over your toes, or wool. Your toenails need to be as short as you can make them, so that your nail can’t splinter and dig into your skin as you go up. Sometimes it happens anyway. Before a dancer can even consider dancing on the floor away from the bar, they need to practice for months, perfecting their balance, the set of their core, where their shoulders need to be, and how to go up.
Going up is key to staying safe while dancing pointe. If you go up wrong, theres a 95% chance you will hurt yourself. To go up, you need to roll up from your heels to the tips of your toes, flat, and with precision. If you hop up, you’ll break your ankle. If you roll the wrong way, you’ll break your ankle. It literally needs to be perfect. Before leaving the bar, you need to be able to balance for about sixty seconds, to assure your instructor and yourself that you will be save doing forte turns and pirouettes, as well as gran-jete, glissade, leaps, and even waltzes.
The next step is grace. You can’t blunder across the stage. You need to glide, flowing from each step to the other. The dance needs to look like a single step, moving continuously from each pose to another. Fingers need to be extended, necks elongated, shoulders down, chin up, stomach and butt tense and in, legs and back straight and toes pointed and turned out. The dance must always continue, even if you hurt yourself. If you can still move, you can still dance. If you’re bleeding in your shoe, there is no stopping and fixing it. You finish the dance and when it’s over you patch yourself up in the dressing room and continue on with your next dance if you have one. If you fall, you make it look like it was supposed to be in the dance. Your facial expressions and body need to reflect the music, so if you have a melancholy song, you must look forlorn, and depict it through your body and eyes, as well as the set of your mouth. Same as if your number was happy and upbeat, you need to reflect that.
There are two major styles of ballet: Russian and Italian. An ideal ballerina knows both forms, and can tell the difference between the two. A dancer must follow the song with it’s beat as well, and the tempo can go from counts of four to sixteenth counts.
Pointe dancers sometimes need to put resin on their shoes so that they don’t slip and risk breaking an arm, or even their neck. But if you put too much resin on, your shoes will stick, and you’ll fall while trying to turn.
In conclusion, DANCE IS A FUCKING SPORT, OKAY? ESPECIALLY BALLET. WE RISK OURSELVES EVERY PRACTICE AND SHOW, SO DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING TELL ME THAT WHAT I DO ISN’T A SPORT. I PRACTICE FOR HOURS, JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO PLAYS SOCCER OR FOOTBALL OR LACROSSE. I GET HURT AND I FALL AND I GET BRUISED AND I BREAK THINGS, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO PLAYS ALL THOSE OTHER FUCKING SPORTS.
DANCE.
IS.
A.
SPORT.
So kindly fuck off if you think otherwise.
Not taking any chances
Fuck!we're all screwed!D:Now where will all the fandoms live!?!
Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)
My mind is blown'_'
ITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT. HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.
Reblog if....
…..you post/reblog anything Transformers!
I’ll check out your blog, and follow you if I like it!
Transformers :-)
Since I recently hit 500 followers (!!), I’ve decided to do a little giveaway to thank you all for sticking with me on this long, strange trip. (That even includes you, random porn blogs. You have been steadfast! And a little disturbing, but mostly steadfast!
THE...
I just wanna see something.
If your a dude in the Transformer fandom, please like.
And if your a girl in the Transformer fandom please reblog.