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diego hargreeves ran an asmr channel to show off his knives and used the adsense money to move out and no one can convince me otherwise

Angels with silver wings Shouldn’t know suffering

Depeche Mode — Precious

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((REQUESTED BY ANON))

ELLIOT! PAGE!

Pinterest picked Vanya's outfit today and I LOVE IT YO!!!! 🖤

Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

I had way too much fun with this. Basically what I think each of the siblings would make Five wear if he had to get rid of his blood stained uniform. Fratricide was nearly committed from all sides during the process

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIOT PAGE!!!! made this tiny cute animation for my greatest idol and role model. oh elliot, i wish i could tell you somehow how you’ve changed my life, i am a better person now, happier to be who i am. you’re so important to so many people <3

vanya in heelies for doodle prompt

whrrrrrr

the memories started coming back slowly before they returned all at once.

words mostly taken from a tiktok audio.

I'm rejecting the narrative where umbrella academy takes place in one of those Out of Time worlds because like. just THINK of the online freakout that would've happened when Vanya dropped her book. that would have been the That Bitch(tm) moment of the millennium. #ReginaldHargreevesIsOverParty would have been trending world wide. the DISCOURSE over her siblings actions that would have been started....and they're always going on about how she exposed family secrets but we don't even know what the secrets were! anyway here's some shitty memes I imagine would pop up on twitter after her book came out

vanya hargreeves + tumblr text posts

The world is full of injustice. Good people die along with the bad. This cosmic equation will never change unless evil itself is wiped from existence. Thankfully, there are powerful forces pushing back against the wicked and iniquitous. Individuals who have the strength to pull together against insurmountable odds, to face adversity with unblinking courage, and not to hesitate to sacrifice themselves for another. Unfortunately, none of you are such people.

The Little Vanyas

let me just die over this picture for a bit

Imagine a 100 Gecs song in The Umbrella Academy

Okay but Vanya's S1 arc is so off-putting from an outsider perspective tho. Like, imagine you're a violinist in her orchestra and the concertmaster just stops showing up. Then that one person nobody knows the name of just...gets good in like a day??? And you just have to accept that she's the new first chair. Then you show up to your concert and she looks like the vampire milf from resident evil and your shitting yourself because there's clearly something wrong with her but you gotta act chill cause it's the big night. Then some fuckers try to tackle her and it turns out she has powers or some shit and she high-key threatens to kills you if you don't finish the concert like???

THIS ENTIRE ASK YEAHH SJFDGDSJFHKASDGAJS

do you think violinists at Icarus just have a reputation for being weird as hell cause all the violinists we’ve met have been weird as hell

Special shout out to the conductor for having to make eye contact with her that whole time

absolute king his lead violinist came in looking like she took Forbidden Benadryll and he said you know what we don’t have time for this can you violin? yes? good we’re going on

Vanya fucking people up like a boss

Vanya Hargreeves goes to therapy.

i’ve just thought of a concept that is either genius or madness, i haven’t decided yet. but what if vanya and diego swapped their season 2 arcs?

so like, vanya touches down in 1963 and doesn’t forget everything that’s just happened, doesn’t forget that she’s just ended the world, and starts her sixties journey with a well deserved freak out. she ends up sobbing on the street about how she killed everyone, how she destroyed the moon- and promptly finds herself in a psychiatric clinic. which is where she finds lila. lila, who isn’t afraid of her. lila, who doesn’t make her feel like a freak because, lila is weird too. 

and when vanya uses her powers to save them from the swedes, lila still isn’t afraid of her. they run, and it’s wild and crazy in a way that vanya never thought her life would be-

up until lila betrays her.

and it’s even worse, because vanya had trusted her, had told her about how jenkins had used her, and lila’s done it all over again - but she doesn’t look happy, doesn’t look smug or vindicated, and vanya recognises the look on her face, because she knows what it’s like to hurt the people you care about. and if vanya could be forgiven, if she could still be loved, then maybe lila could be too.

meanwhile, diego drops down in the sixties, immediately runs out into the street without thinking, and gets acquainted with the bumper of sissy’s car. and the guy looks dangerous, with all his scars and knives, but sissy just hit him with her car. so she takes him home - and of course she can’t tell her husband, so she sets him up in the barn, thinking once he wakes up he’ll be on his way

except, diego wakes up without his memories beyond his name. and he doesn’t seem dangerous, not really, so she can’t just throw him out, can she? besides, carl is barely home these days, and she could use some help around the farm. she doesn’t really intend to let him around harlan, but it’s a small farm, and it’s not long until she ends up introducing them. diego doesn’t seem to know how to act around kids, because he freezes up, but as soon as it’s clear that harlan is non-verbal, he sort of just- clicks. he doesn’t try to get harlan to speak, not like carl does, just quietly plays with him without any expectations. and when he witnesses one of harlan’s meltdowns, he doesn’t seem alarmed by it. he just… understands. looking at his scars, sissy wonders if he had been prone to them, too.

one day, she sits down with him in the barn, when carl is asleep, and asks him how he’s so good with harlan, when his own father doesn’t want to be around him. diego goes distant, thoughtful. says he thinks he had a speech problem as a kid - a stammer, maybe. sissy goes hopeful, and says, you don’t stammer at all now. you got better. but diego doesn’t smile. he says, no, he doesn’t, but he doesn’t think that happened out of kindness. he might not remember who he was, but he still feels a rush of fear when words stick in his mouth. he tells her that he wishes he’d had someone to accept him as he was, rather than trying to change him. and suddenly it’s not so strange that he’s so good with harlan.

they talk. a lot. diego thinks that it might be unusual, for him, because it’s hard, but he trusts her. almost like a sister, he thinks. and he’s protective like a brother, too. so when sissy finally admits that she wants to be free of carl, free of the way he looks at harlan, free of the way he bullies her, diego is more than happy to have a… conversation, with carl. it turns out, he’s very good with knives.

anyway, not sure where i’m going with this, but it sure was a Thought

Because the siblings powers are evolving, what if Five can turn back the time on things other than people. Like he can make a house go back in time to what it looked like 20 years ago.

Another idea I had is he can make events that happened in the past play again. Like if someone gets kidnapped and Five can replay the event to find out what happened.

I'm seeing a few posts about vanya possibly being Confused and Perturbed about her Number Buddy in The Sparrow Academy being A Cube (and they're Wonderful posts) but think it would just be hilarious if Vanya looks at Christopher for Five Seconds and just decides "okay yeah we're cool we're friends now" and both the Sparrows and Umbrellas are like "???????"

leave vanya and her pink nokia alone

this is what i image vanya’s instagram to look like

(he got 7 of them)

this is what i image vanya’s instagram to look like

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Live footage of Family Portrait Days

Is it just me or is Chris black in the picture they posted today and green in the show? I don’t care if this isn’t true but I’m running with it.

Chris doesn’t have an actor, not even a voice actor, therefore Chris may be unable to speak. If Chris cannot speak, they may be able to change colour depending on their mood. So, Black is neutral and in the show they are happy so they are Green. I’d be happy to see Vanya too Chris.

CANNOT stop thinking about vanya feeling incredibly threatened by christopher and being like “oh and how many apocalypses have you caused??? huh??? none??? that’s what I fucking THOUGHT, whos the better seven now” and all her siblings are like who the fuck are you. what the fuck is your problem

Luther after Five tells him about the second apocalypse: