My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (。•́ ‸ •̀。)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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