Latest Posts by three-swords-in-a-trenchcoat - Page 5

the way that history must weigh upon the mind of the living in order for anyone to move forward….

cunt dooku

If I go to office hours and the professor isn't there, I take that as a sign from the universe to never talk to them again

*flirting* girl, you're so off-topic I can calculate your instantaneous rate of change

the progression of the lineages in star wars is so funny to me like count dooku, most pretentious asshole this side of thrawn, sees his legacy in a colourful mandalorian girl with more attunement to the evil lesbian hunting her down than to the force. Mace Windu, incredibly well respected duelist and diplomat, eventually leads to a kid who calls himself jabba the hutt and turned his lightsaber into a gun

If I had a nickel for every time a Jedi with psychometric abilities fell in love with a nightsister I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Ezra for the past 10 years:

imagine being hera and having to explain to the senate that yes famed jedi ahsoka tano was swallowed by a star whale. yes she's almost definitely alive. no i don't think anyone's tried it before. no this doesn't surprise me. have you met a jedi before? this is a normal taungsday for them.

imagine leia organa just nodding along totally unphased. imagine mon mothma having to just accept that with a straight face.

yeah major thematic and character development, payoff from all previous star wars movies and shows, cinematography, child soldier ahsoka, ok whatever anyway REX

rex stood like a slut and had one line of dialogue but he slayed the house down

Hozier writing Francesca: what if every horrible thing you've ever been through has led you, or will yet lead you, to someone you love so much you'd do it all again. What if the suffering is all worth it, not from a religious standpoint but because of someone you love. What if that's all there is - heaven and hell couldn't care less about us, but we care for one another. We endure the unspeakable for one another. What if heaven won't let us in but we wander together through the darkness for eternity knowing we acted in love and having no regrets. What if heaven can't contain people of complexity and passion like ours. What if we were offered the opportunity and we said we'd do it all again.

Anakin: *appears*

*Vader's theme plays*

Me (with increasing hysteria): What do you mean by that? Dave?! DAVE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

Where do I sign up for those sensory deprivation rooms that are "inhumane" and "drive people insane"

I've been practicing my dream walking lately, so if u see me tonight please tell me I'm doing a good job. It's harder than it looks!!

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

Someone please put Obi-Wan in one of those "I am Kenough" shirts ASAP

Now I'm gonna need a reverse Nimona where the villain is like "Yes!! My evil plans are all coming together! Come, Apprentice, we have chaos to cause!" And the sidekick is just like,,, there with a smoothie, "I only follow you around bc you're my father figure," reluctantly follows the plans and accidentally makes them 10x better

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

Ao3 being down is actually so validating bc this proves it's not just my fanfiction addiction preventing me from doing Stuff, I can avoid Stuff just fine on my own

God is so immature??? If u have a problem with me u can talk to me like an adult, there's no need for all the Signs of Displeasure. So passive aggressive smh

Turns out painkillers actually do help with pain and you don't have to spend three days suffering before 'giving up' and taking some medicine haha who knew?

Just had a vision of my death! After conferring with the Council (the voices in my head) we've concluded that I may be able to buy myself a couple extra years if I have a Tumblr, so here I am.