me when im told "you need to stop cutting yourself" for the 397853th time..
The vision behind my previous post
"I'm not gonna ask if you're okay, because I know you're not."
"Are you okay? Sorry, stupid question."
"Are you okay- oh. Oh! No, yeah, you're definitely not okay."
"Are you okay- Wait, is that... blood?!"
"I was going to ask if you're okay, but I think it's better if we just skip that and go straight to the hospital."
"I know you're not okay, but are you okay?"
"How not okay are you right now?"
"Can I ask if you're okay, or will you bite my head off for it?"
"Are you- Woah, there's no need for the death glare, I wasn't gonna ask that!"
"You're not dead, are you? Good. Just checking."
Light of his life <3
Now I'm usually not one to rile up brats just for the fun of it (lying), but you know how to make them really angry, and not in a way they'll secretly enjoy (lying again)?
If you managed to get them restrained - with your hands, ropes or similar - and they're struggling to get out, ask them one of the following: "So you're not even gonna try and get out?", or, even funnier, "Accepted defeat that easily? Comes naturally to you, mh?", or, arguably the funniest, "Are you planning on starting to fight back soon? This ain't fun."
Do it with a grin for some extra difficulty afterwards. I promise, it's so worth it (they'll hate it).
Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room
"oh the special forces occupying parliament when martial law is declared is just the standard procedure we should stay home and wait for orders from The Authorities"
The only reason why the United States hasn't become a military dictatorship is because so many people actually believe this and the state supports the military without question so there's no need for them to take over. The moment some guy in uniform has the bright idea of taking power and suspending the constitution like it has happened to us so many times people will be lining up to suck his dick because SUPPORT THE TROOPS
Heyy, I love ur content and can I request a Web weaving of being alone or loneliness? Thankyou <3
i hope you're doing well <33
Alice Oseman Radio Silence / The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) dir. Stephen Chbosky / Gail Honeyman Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine / Susan Sontag As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, 1964-1980 / The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade / Heather Havrilesky Ask Polly: Help, I'm The Loneliest Person In The World! / Taylor Steele Shocker / Amy Dunne
harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps
As promised, here's my new toothy robot : ) Idk if I'll keep it but the side-horns being additional mouths is soooo tempting...