AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (put me out of my misery)
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Latest Posts by tippitytypewriter - Page 2
Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?
Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday
I’d be an awesome tuxedo cat coz I’m the goat heck yeah
if i was a cat i think i would be a brown one because i dont have the energy to be an orange one but i dont have the aura to be a black one
now i am thinking about what cat everyone would be — this is wonderful news
Me core
I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
I hate that one single teacher decides the outcome of my entire schooling like why the fuck is English mandatory? How am I expected to pass with a horrible teacher?
The character is Gerard way
hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER
Morrissey when he doesn’t have a stitch to wear because he ripped all his clothes off
I fucking hate accept yourself by the smiths because who is MORRISSEY to lecture someone about self acceptance
jumanji?
"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
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Burt and Irving old queer people just makes me happy
I'm still thinking about Burt and Irving from severance. That Yaoi was not forbidden, that Yaoi was encouraged.
umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
is anxiety being disappointed in yourself forever?
scientests just discovered a planet where you can get yelled at both for asking for help and for not asking for help and yheyre calling it Hell Two
haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
@ashisafriedpickle teaching me how to use this app was the biggest mistake you could have made
you have opened pandoras box.
im speedrunning this tumblr shit, yall aint ready for this
I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?
One hand on the Bible, one hand on my Joker Mpreg. Fuck! None of you understand what I go through every day.
its always the right on some random writing task and the left on the important fucking exams and assessments. Please Shakespeare i beg of thee, infiltrate my mind and return to this mortal coil. use my body as a vestige.
how did you get this picture of me?
