Tlamishereig - Tlam

How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths

Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play

Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later

Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins

Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together

Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls

Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it

What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels

What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye

What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother

What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back

What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important

What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?

What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"

What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too

(*sighs* I can’t believe I’m doing this again)

Ninjago incorrect quotes part 2

I’m sick and I have too much free time:(

Cole: We saved our best idea for last!

Jay: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?

Kai: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

Kai: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Cole,eating the whole cookie: the what in my what??

Jay: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.

Jay: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Cole for something.

Jay, sighing heavily: The list goes on.

Kai: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Young!Lloyd: What’s the surprise?

Zane: Blood poisoning.

2002

What things smell like according to Logan Howlett/ The Wolverine. A series of smell based headcanons. Do with these whatever you want :)

People:

Ororo: burnt marshmellows, rain, chunky chocolate chip cookies, protien shakes, spansih rice, chillies, and cocoa butter. She always smells great.

Scott: cucumber shampoo, the remaints of a bonfire the next day, fresh dry cleaning, axe shower gel, lavender sheets

Jean: caramel latte, lavender sheets, vanilla spiced chai, books, mint ice cream, fruit smoothies, stinky hair product, lemon poppy seed muffins, sassafras

Hank: Books, sanatizer, various chemicals, a very specifc fur dander, kinda musky but in a 'im covered in fur and sweaty' kind of way.

Rouge: "Dolly Parton", brick and concrete dust, cherry blossoms body spray, freshly engraved wood, strawberries and milk conditioner, spicy gaucamole and freshly sizzled sausages.

Gambit: tv static, a fresh deck of cards at the casino, spicy jumbo, gin, lime jello, hair gel, "suprisingly good actually"

Kurt: brimstone, smoke from franckinsense, myrrh, a less smelling dander then hank, Holy chrism oil (olive oil and Balsam made by catholic priests), metal, and blue raspberry. Fur/ beard pomade sometimes for special ocassions.

Morph: even when changed he can smell is sandlewood shampoo, he smells like how "Jack Outta smell", latex, pine and cedar, clear nail polish, "that ugly quilt that your grandma kept on the back of her couch that was the warmest, softest thing you've ever slept with."

Charles: Old man fart, metal, chalk, shoe polish, nutmeg, wool, "a trusting hug", books, mahogany, expensive champagne.

Laura: "teen spirit", a shitty cheap "girl power" deodorant that doesn't do well hiding the sweat, apples and peaches, kinda woodsy.

Wade: Cancer, gun smoke, citrus dish soap, blood, oranges, taco sauce, infected skin once in awhile, red dye 40, slight over cooked and crispy apple pie, sugary cereal

Puppins: wet dog, dog dander, oatmeal senstive skin puppy shampoo, chicken, "the dirtest trash she can find to roll in on her walk"

Althea: Old lady, way too strong perfumes, butter biscuits, tea, peppermint candies, more cocaine, "baby powder", lanvender linens, cotton and daisy's Landry detergent.

Feelings/emotions:

Big/serious lies: smell like Gasoline and salty sand near the sea.

Small fibs/playful/ teasing lies: smell like Anise

Lies with decent intentions/are bent truths: smell like honey

Those two are easily mixed up.

Innocent (the person truly believes it. Ex. A child saying dinos are real) truth: smells like thick vanilla creamer.

Filling, whole truths (the person knows for a fact its a truth) smells: like fresh baked rolls/buns

Cancer smells vary like: urine, nail polish remover, some people have a pungent semi sweet smell like rotting fruit, and tar is another smell, depending on which part of the body. If already in late stages, one can smell like cadavers. Even spicy almost.

Pregnant people vary in scent but he can smell the rise of different hormones: Some hormones sweeter then other. If you asked him he would say cinnamon or dying roses. If you're later in your term the scents are more soft like lotion or custard. Lemon ussually.

Serotonin; cheese, lemon cakes, fruity, a bit light, and flakey like a pastry. Marshmellow fluff.

Dopamine; sweet fresh coffee, doritos(?), cocaine. Don't ask why he knows what cocaine smells like. He was alive during coke cocaine.

Endorphins; Sweaty Sex, mint, dark chocolate, violets, chemicals, varies by persons pheromones

Oxytocin; "playful cherries", freshly washed cotton pillows, the warmth of a bath, skin on skin hugs, strawberries

Joy/relaxation/relief: Jasmine, vanilla sugar cookies, fresh soup.

Anger/disapproval/hurt: smoke, the back end of a cigarette, spicy curry, iron, blood, "spoiled raw chicken left out too long"

Fear/excitment/anxiousness: Adrenaline smells like oil, paint, salty pretzels almost.

Tears: Oceans, lillies, fresh water lakes

“you dare challenge my knowledge on my signature special interest, boy?”

more jay-centered content bc he is what made me want to draw ninjago again, fsr

this needs to be real

i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions

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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay

jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables

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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion

Jason: i got you

[later]

Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?

Jason: is he listening?

Bruce:

Jason: your welcome

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this could work with all the batfamily members actually

[when Duke was first starting to be signal]

Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler

Signal: ???

Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself

Nightwing: Tim what

Red Robin: !

🐙 Ninjago incorrect quotes 🐙

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*Kai walking by*

Cole: I wish I had something to throw at him

Nya: you have a phone

Cole: wouldn't wanna break my phone on his thick head

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*the ninja all being suspicious*

Wu: what the flying fig tree is happening!?

Lloyd: ooh, alliteration, I like it

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*the police arresting Lloyd*

Lloyd: *annoyed* god can't keep me in check but the law can...

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Cole: roses are red, violets are blue, suffering is intense and so is my love for you

Kai: I can't tell if you're flirting with me or crying for help

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Nya: in a world where one of them is straight

*Nya gestures to the boys*

Nya: it's not Cole

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Zane: do you remember the last time you ate a baseball?

Jay: 😃😦🤨

Zane: well?

Jay: 😔

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Lloyd: *casually* I once ate poison ivy

Everyone else: ???

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Kai: he's definitely sucking on me, but that's besides the point

Cole: 😦

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Nya: Jay, do something cool

Jay: I can twiddle my toes *twiddles toes*

Lloyd: she said "cool" not "disturbing"

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Kai: I'm a great dancer

Jay: you dance like a worm

Cole: and not in the cool way

Kai: I do not!

Zane: you definitely do

Kai: *starts trying to dance but just looks like a weird worm*

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Nya: I will cut a bitch

Jay: no?? No thanks???

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Misako: *wearing a costume for Halloween* who am I?

Jay: the queen of England?

Misako: I would have come in wearing a coffin then

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*playing board games*

Wu: I'm gonna win! I can feel it in my bones! Or maybe that's my arthritis..

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Arin: *trying to sing* something something, slim shady, something something, swear words-

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Sora: I love you, Wyldfyre, but I think you're trying to kill me

Wyldfyre: maybe I am!!

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Arin: guess what *middle finger*

Sora: 😃

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*Wyldfyre being aggressive*

Kai: stop tormenting the other students! I will turn this class around!!

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*loud but normal sound if you have a pet*

Jay: *paranoid* that was loud

Nya: maybe the cat knocked something over

Jay: but how??

Nya: by running into it

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Sora: I'm so nice

Arin: 🤨

Sora: *kicks Arin* so kind

Arin 😔

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Jay: *talking abt Nya* she could tell me about a bag of rocks and I'd still listen

Nya: *walking by and overhearing* *blushing*

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Kai: aren't you supposed to follow the instructions?

Cole: cooking is just a bunch of suggestions that I'm not gonna listen to

Zane: I think you'll regret doing that in the future...

Kai: *looking at the batter Cole made* I'm not gonna eat that...

Cole: don't worry! I'm probably not gonna either with how much salt I just put in it!

Jay: how even??

Cole: I thought it was sugar

my son frfr

The boy of all time

timebomb my beloved ship

Arcane EP7 | S1 vs S2 Stay close to your dearest friends But also Even closer to your enemies But my best enemy is you