Latest Posts by tlamishereig - Page 10
It’s crazy that Jason and Tim both love badass aliens and dorky humans who perfectly match their chaotic energy
ah yes, it's another thing that runs in the family
Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.
Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.
Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.
Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?
Tim: why would I be?
Damian: I'm courting two people at once!
Tim: so? They know about each other, right?
Damian: well, yes, but-
Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-
Damian: you are.
Damian: what.
Tim: yes??? You knew this??
Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!
Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.
Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?
Tim: Roy and Starfire.
Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-
Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.
Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.
Tim: still poly.
Damian: Richard??
Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??
Damian: Father-
Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!
Damian:
Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.
it’s so funny to me Damian made and wore this suit for ONE meeting with his mom 😭
shown in the “Demon or Detective?” backups in Batman (2016) #106 and Detective Comics #1034!
had a thought today about damian “ swear i will protect u with my life” wayne
Tim: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve fallen in love with my best friend-
Tim: Well I’d have a lot of nickles-
super sons week 2023 day 10 - In Another Life
In every universe, a vice
@super-sons-week-2023
separate files
tell 'em all they'll love in my shadow
wish i loved you sooner
complete doodle page!!
Two bros being disappointed at the college frat party and ditch it —
Dick: I'm a hopeless bromantic. High five me in the rain. Fist bump me gently as the sun sets.
bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?
tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice
bernard: ???
Bernard, upper middle class, runs in mainly civilian circles: do you believe in the Illuminati?
Tim, CEO of a multibillion dollar company, former member of the League of Assassins, at least two brothers who’ve joined the Court of Owls, personally knows Big Brother (Oracle and Cyborg), runs an independent paramilitary group that can canonically take over a country, regularly obstructs justice and chain of evidence to get people arrested:
Tim: no
Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.
like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.
cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:
random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?
jason: hey tim -
cass: wrong.
jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck
cass: nu-uh, this is from cain
jason:
cass:
jason: well this got awkward…
steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe
tim: wrong wayne
steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —
tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you
damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect
tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too
damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement
tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it
lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain
bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…
shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child
tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt
bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian
cass: too late, we’re blood
shiva: see!
it runs in the family ig
We don’t talk about black canary and batgirl.
Got more stuff queued but I’m officially out of ideas
Flash and Green Lantern friendship is truly amazing.
I do not hate Guy
***Y.N (beeing Ras's child so also Talia's sibling and Damian's uncle/aunt/...)***
Y.N (to Damian): Damian, you can't attack Tim. You have to get used to the fact that he is your brother now.
*also Y.N when Damian is not around*
Y.N (with a katana near Talia's neck and murder in the eyes): I told you I'm going to win bitch!
Ras (sipping tea):Y.N I remind you that it was supposed to be sparring, not a fight to the death
Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol
Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …
Timothy "straightlace" Jackson Drake and Richard "the mother hen" John Grayson
🤝
Not letting anyone but their teen titans know that ur completely unhinged underneath the mask
Tim Drake is the epitome of girl boss gaslight gatekeep and yet he is also mansplain manipulate manslaughter
A true bi king
Bisexual
Bilingual (at least)
BInsane for no reason
Bicycle
tim is the most unhinged robin yet only a few people know that
It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged
Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares
Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF
Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit
Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it
Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman
Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background
Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like
average 1980s dick grayson panel is dick looking at joey and being like wow! I sure feel different when I’m around joey! must be because we’re bestiessss :D
ginger on ginger violence
for those wondering how bruce is doing: here
he’s not okay
‘dear jason by opiumorchid (duckytree) on ao3
Tim: so yeah, I’m bi
Dick: thank you for telling me, Timmy
Dick: who else knows?
Tim: that’s actually something I wanted to ask you about
Tim: how did you come out as bi to Bruce?
Dick: …what
Tim: I want to come out to Bruce next and I was just wondering how you told him
Dick: Tim, I’m not bi
Tim: …what?! Then how do you explain your feelings for Roy, Joey, Wally, and Vic?
Dick: they’re my friends. My feelings towards them are ones of friendship
Tim: you’ve told Vic multiple times that you could kiss him
Dick: yeah, like how friends do
Tim: …
Tim: what about-
Dick: every interaction can be explained with friendship
Tim: …
Tim: I don’t think you know how feelings of friendship work, Dick