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3 months ago

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

3 months ago

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

3 months ago
Them, Ur Honor.

Them, ur honor.

The 2023 verison I did after finishing the game:

I painted over this one and gave link his pants back. If you look closely you can see my tears between the line art.

Them, Ur Honor.
3 months ago
Link's Awekening Hit Me Like A Truck

Link's awekening hit me like a truck

3 months ago

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

3 months ago
Headcanon, When Ekko Came Out As A Boy, Vander’s Kids Wanted To Be Extra Loving And Supportive. That’s

Headcanon, when Ekko came out as a boy, Vander’s kids wanted to be extra loving and supportive. That’s where “Little Man” came from. It stuck because he was so little

3 months ago
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3
Kel Likes Sunny's Art :3

kel likes sunny's art :3

3 months ago
Never Actually Posted A Full Version. The Light Dragon And The Twilight Beast Are Two Sides Of The Same

Never actually posted a full version. The Light Dragon and the Twilight beast are two sides of the same ill fated coin.

3 months ago

V goes with Alt and stays behind the Blackwall

But on a bad day, Judy doesn't hit a single red light

Panam finds her tab at Sunset is paid

River's niece and nephew suddenly have the top score worldwide in their VR game.

The out of order vending machine at Kerry's hotel still spits out his favorite drink when he walks by.

And Johnny? Well, sometimes when "Never Fade Away" plays on the radio, he will swear he hears a voice behind it that's not his.

V is gone. But they are still absolutely alive.

3 months ago
Zelda Doodles. She's So Precious To Me I Must Draw Her More Often

zelda doodles. she's so precious to me i must draw her more often

3 months ago

Zelink

Zelink
Zelink
3 months ago
I Was Just Trying To Warm Up And Try To Sketch Without Lineart And I Think I Like The Result ! (idk If

I was just trying to warm up and try to sketch without lineart and I think I like the result ! (idk if I have the motivation to continue the drawing)

I'm having an existential crisis, I don't understand what I want to achieve with my art style ;v; Why do I struggle so much to draw ?

3 months ago

#they told me theyd send my temp pass as an email #then didnt send me a fumking email

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HANDED ME. A SHEET OF PRINTER PAPER. AND SAID THATS YOUR PARKING PASS. WHERE THE FUCK AM I

3 months ago
That Guy, The Time Guy,
That Guy, The Time Guy,
That Guy, The Time Guy,
That Guy, The Time Guy,

that guy, the time guy,

3 months ago
Triforce.
Triforce.
Triforce.

Triforce.

3 months ago
Midna, This Is No Time For Levity. The Kingdom Is On Fire.

Midna, this is no time for levity. The kingdom is on fire.

3 months ago
Old WIPS, These Won't Be Finished..
Old WIPS, These Won't Be Finished..
Old WIPS, These Won't Be Finished..
Old WIPS, These Won't Be Finished..
Old WIPS, These Won't Be Finished..

Old WIPS, these won't be finished..

4 months ago
I Will Hold You Tight

I will hold you tight

still fragment↓

I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
I Will Hold You Tight
4 months ago
Happy New Years Y’all! 🥳 Here’s A Redraw Of This Piece I Did On 2021 To Celebrate!🎉 ✨

Happy new years y’all! 🥳 Here’s a redraw of this piece I did on 2021 to celebrate!🎉 ✨

4 months ago

It should be illegal for my lovely lovely partner to be sick. This rips

4 months ago
Memories 🌇
Memories 🌇
Memories 🌇

Memories 🌇

4 months ago

My absolute favorite official Cyberpunk 2077 art from CDPR is this piece by Łukasz Poller

My Absolute Favorite Official Cyberpunk 2077 Art From CDPR Is This Piece By Łukasz Poller

Not just for the old school Edward Hopper style and Syd Mead vibes that's used, but just because there's something very simple and easy about it. I feel like the plot moves so fast that it never seems like V can catch a break within the story. But in this piece, they're just chilling, shooting the shit, like it's a lazy day in. The air looks still, the conversation seems lazy. V's not even dressed.

I can't even explain it. Guess there's just something comforting about the world as you know it crumbling around you and still being able to find a moment to breathe during it.

4 months ago
Karlach In Panam's Clothes

karlach in panam's clothes

4 months ago
torzill0
4 months ago
Panam🌻

panam🌻

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