There's so many š„² (Even just canon would be so many)
Is there a group name between Thomas, Jack, and Mark? There should be one. Iām gonna make one right now. I present to you:
The reason I called them that is because if you mix the first letters of each of their things (Sides, Egos, ALTRs) You get SEA! I also couldāve gone Side, Ego, Ego (See) but I think this one looks better :)
Is there a group name between Thomas, Jack, and Mark? There should be one. Iām gonna make one right now. I present to you:
The reason I called them that is because if you mix the first letters of each of their things (Sides, Egos, ALTRs) You get SEA! I also couldāve gone Side, Ego, Ego (See) but I think this one looks better :)
You wanna know what's fucked up? That Anti and Canon!Jack are called ācomedy duo.ā COMEDY DUO. As if Anti hasnāt possessed and murdered (or at least attempted to murder) Jack out of cold blood. Out of all of the ego character pairings to get that name, you chose those two?! That's like calling Dark and Actor Mark āBestie Duoā or Patton and Logan āMuder duo.ā
I get it's an inside joke, but the name is WILDLY misleading.
They should switch universes. I think theyād both be happier
Anyways, here's some cursed memes I made a while ago (But they apply to the ask)
How do you think Markiplier's egos and Sanders Sides would interact with one another?
I am so glad you asked! (This is gonna be long)
For context, I imagine the reason they all met was some time-warp space fuckery, and right now the sides only chance at survival is kinda hanging out with the egos until something can get sorted.
As a whole, everything is relatively peaceful. Is there Drama? Of course. But nothing too terrible. Maybe a physical altercation on a bad day, but nothing that would get the sides thrown out.
Let's get the obvious out of the way: Remus and Wilford would hang out. Remus would be fascinated by how off the walls Wilford could get and Wilford wouldnāt think twice about Remusās insane sentinces. Heās like that Marge meme of āI just think heās neat!ā Remus doesnāt really care about the others, but he loves asking Google fucked-up questions because heāll just answer. No hesitation. And Remus thinks that's hilarious. Also him and Heehoo have to be kept in separate rooms after the incident.
Patton and Stan would be IMMEDIATE FRIENDS. Iām talking first day of knowing each other, Patton has already made friendship bracelets, Stan makes sure Patton is taking care of himself, and they have a ādad clubā that consists of only them two. And they match! They have basically adopted the others as their own, even Patton sometimes able to help Dark. The only person he hasnāt āofficiallyā adopted is Yancy. Patton found out Yancy was a self-made orphan and decided āheās just, like, a friendā because Patton values his life. (But if we're getting into uncanon egos, Patton basically adopted Erek Derekson and Hates Derek Derekson. Like I fully believe if you put this two face-to-face, they would fight. Patton deserves to go ape-shit as a treat :) )
Logan doesnāt necessarily like Google, but out of all the others, he tolerates Google the most. They pretty much work together to try and get things figured out for everyone, and their relationship is strictly work colleagues. Until Logan found out Google also really likes space. Now heās intrigued. Another ego that intrigues him are The Jims. Its because heās heard of a side splitting, but not infinitely splitting. Now heās begun keeping a tiny notebook on everything heās learned about the others.
Roman is the most active when it comes to hanging out with the other egos. Him and Yancy definitely bond over their love of musicals and their (chosen) family. For Illinois, however, I feel like theyāre either partners or rivals, no in-between. If theyāre partners, total bond over their love of adventure and constant compliments. If rivals, very catty behavior from both of them about how self-absorbed the other is. Roman and Dark have a mutual hatred for each other. Roman thinks Dark is the Villain while Dark hates any idea of a hero after Actor. Also Roman found out Dark was twins that re-merged and gained a new fear. And finally, Actor manipulates the shit out of Roman, constantly planting ideas of how similar they are and talking about how everyone else abandoned them so he should stay vigilant.
Janus probably talks to the others the least, keeping his distance and watching from afar. However, he does enjoy learning about the others through the sides that talk to him. Whether it's frustrations or compliments, he takes a mental note of it all. The only person he doesnāt know about at all is Actor, and Roman would love to keep it that way. Janus also loves knocking the more egotistical egos down a peg with off-handed comments. Luckily, that hasn't wound up in anything bad. And while he does do this, he would protect them if it came down to it. While he doesnāt like them, others do. And they all have a use.
Virgil, surprisingly enough, found his way near Dark. I think Dark realizes Virgilās āpotentialā and keeps him nearby because if anyone were to stop Virgil, it would be Dark. And if anyone were to help Dark, it would be Virgil. (You know Virgilās voice thing when he gets anxious? Yeah, Iām gonna be the first to assume it doesnāt stop there.) Virgil over time realizes Dark is a lot like Logan and Janus, meaning he's keeps to himself a lot and attempts to hide his emotions a lot. But because Virgil is near Dark, heās gotten to know all the others (as well as Dark) very well. Virgil nearly sprinted towards Logan once he found out Heehoo had a scientific name. Also Virgil was the first Side to find out about Dark and Wilfordās Past, which was shocking for him because some of the other egos donāt know his past.
So that's my head canons, feel free to tell me your own, and I hope you have a good day!
How do you think Markiplier's egos and Sanders Sides would interact with one another?
I am so glad you asked! (This is gonna be long)
For context, I imagine the reason they all met was some time-warp space fuckery, and right now the sides only chance at survival is kinda hanging out with the egos until something can get sorted.
As a whole, everything is relatively peaceful. Is there Drama? Of course. But nothing too terrible. Maybe a physical altercation on a bad day, but nothing that would get the sides thrown out.
Let's get the obvious out of the way: Remus and Wilford would hang out. Remus would be fascinated by how off the walls Wilford could get and Wilford wouldnāt think twice about Remusās insane sentinces. Heās like that Marge meme of āI just think heās neat!ā Remus doesnāt really care about the others, but he loves asking Google fucked-up questions because heāll just answer. No hesitation. And Remus thinks that's hilarious. Also him and Heehoo have to be kept in separate rooms after the incident.
Patton and Stan would be IMMEDIATE FRIENDS. Iām talking first day of knowing each other, Patton has already made friendship bracelets, Stan makes sure Patton is taking care of himself, and they have a ādad clubā that consists of only them two. And they match! They have basically adopted the others as their own, even Patton sometimes able to help Dark. The only person he hasnāt āofficiallyā adopted is Yancy. Patton found out Yancy was a self-made orphan and decided āheās just, like, a friendā because Patton values his life. (But if we're getting into uncanon egos, Patton basically adopted Erek Derekson and Hates Derek Derekson. Like I fully believe if you put this two face-to-face, they would fight. Patton deserves to go ape-shit as a treat :) )
Logan doesnāt necessarily like Google, but out of all the others, he tolerates Google the most. They pretty much work together to try and get things figured out for everyone, and their relationship is strictly work colleagues. Until Logan found out Google also really likes space. Now heās intrigued. Another ego that intrigues him are The Jims. Its because heās heard of a side splitting, but not infinitely splitting. Now heās begun keeping a tiny notebook on everything heās learned about the others.
Roman is the most active when it comes to hanging out with the other egos. Him and Yancy definitely bond over their love of musicals and their (chosen) family. For Illinois, however, I feel like theyāre either partners or rivals, no in-between. If theyāre partners, total bond over their love of adventure and constant compliments. If rivals, very catty behavior from both of them about how self-absorbed the other is. Roman and Dark have a mutual hatred for each other. Roman thinks Dark is the Villain while Dark hates any idea of a hero after Actor. Also Roman found out Dark was twins that re-merged and gained a new fear. And finally, Actor manipulates the shit out of Roman, constantly planting ideas of how similar they are and talking about how everyone else abandoned them so he should stay vigilant.
Janus probably talks to the others the least, keeping his distance and watching from afar. However, he does enjoy learning about the others through the sides that talk to him. Whether it's frustrations or compliments, he takes a mental note of it all. The only person he doesnāt know about at all is Actor, and Roman would love to keep it that way. Janus also loves knocking the more egotistical egos down a peg with off-handed comments. Luckily, that hasn't wound up in anything bad. And while he does do this, he would protect them if it came down to it. While he doesnāt like them, others do. And they all have a use.
Virgil, surprisingly enough, found his way near Dark. I think Dark realizes Virgilās āpotentialā and keeps him nearby because if anyone were to stop Virgil, it would be Dark. And if anyone were to help Dark, it would be Virgil. (You know Virgilās voice thing when he gets anxious? Yeah, Iām gonna be the first to assume it doesnāt stop there.) Virgil over time realizes Dark is a lot like Logan and Janus, meaning he's keeps to himself a lot and attempts to hide his emotions a lot. But because Virgil is near Dark, heās gotten to know all the others (as well as Dark) very well. Virgil nearly sprinted towards Logan once he found out Heehoo had a scientific name. Also Virgil was the first Side to find out about Dark and Wilfordās Past, which was shocking for him because some of the other egos donāt know his past.
So that's my head canons, feel free to tell me your own, and I hope you have a good day!
Omg, that's so funny, wait-
āHey, Remus?ā
āYeah, Patrick?ā
āIT WAS ONE TIME-ā
Do you think canon Thomas ever, like... Mixes up their names? We know for a fact Writer Thomas does, thanks to bloopers. Like, Logan alone has been mistaken for both Virgil and Patton at one point. Like, it has to be the same for canon Thomas, right?
Thomas definitely had one of those mom moments where he just rattles through all the names until he says the right one. Also a possibility, Thomas rattles off a couple names, gives up, and just points at them while saying āThat one! You!ā Thomas accidentally called Remus āRomanā once and, safe to say, will never make that mistake again. (No violence (surprisingly,) just a lot of yelling about Thomasās āaudacityā and how they arenāt the same.)
But also I feel the other sides are guilty of this as well. Logan called Patton āJanusā once. Patton thought it was funny, but this haunts Logan. Remus called Virgil āRomanā once, and Virgil brushed it off as a āhey, donāt worry about itā kinda moment. Remus had never been more grossed out by a mix-up. (Ew, I called him my brotherās name? Gross.)
And Thomas has been called by all of the sideās names at least once.
Hot Take: Patton isnāt my favorite side. But next time I get a poll asking who my favorite side is, I'm picking Patton out of spite because Iām super spiteful and YALL ARE SO MEAN FOR NO REASON
Like, Patton ain't perfect, of course not (none of them are,) but Jesus! Some of you guys are so hostile to him for no good reason!
Hopefully this will lead him in ā¤ļø
trying to lure mark back to tumblr
Do you think canon Thomas ever, like... Mixes up their names? We know for a fact Writer Thomas does, thanks to bloopers. Like, Logan alone has been mistaken for both Virgil and Patton at one point. Like, it has to be the same for canon Thomas, right?
Thomas definitely had one of those mom moments where he just rattles through all the names until he says the right one. Also a possibility, Thomas rattles off a couple names, gives up, and just points at them while saying āThat one! You!ā Thomas accidentally called Remus āRomanā once and, safe to say, will never make that mistake again. (No violence (surprisingly,) just a lot of yelling about Thomasās āaudacityā and how they arenāt the same.)
But also I feel the other sides are guilty of this as well. Logan called Patton āJanusā once. Patton thought it was funny, but this haunts Logan. Remus called Virgil āRomanā once, and Virgil brushed it off as a āhey, donāt worry about itā kinda moment. Remus had never been more grossed out by a mix-up. (Ew, I called him my brotherās name? Gross.)
And Thomas has been called by all of the sideās names at least once.
Puppets:
For Thomas it's a happy learning moment
For Mark it's angst time with a possibility of death
For Jack it's just a scary, scary death
2.Dark sides:
For Thomas, it's Virgil, Remus, and Janus
For Mark, it's Dark (The original dark side)
For Jack, it's Anti (The original glitch bitch)
3.Actors/Acting
For Thomas, it's Roman and an opportunity
For Mark, it's āActor Markā and Manipulation
For Jack, it's what he has to do to fake cry during his projects, have you seen that?! I was stunned! Speechless!
4.Loops
Thomasās most severe problem with loops is fruit
Mark is trapped in literal time loops and space tears in the fabric of the universe
Jack is stuck in āFucking circlesā doing things āover and overā
5.Choices
Thomas, very calmly, goes through his choices in every episode with each of his sides
Mark doesnāt really get a choice, but you do! You get many choices
Jack really has no choice and is stuck in the middle of whatever the fuck Anti and IRIS are doing
6.Interview
Thomasās 5 year anniversary babey!
Markās universe just has Wilford asking some questions
Jack, please, give Chase a break! Heās just a boy!
This actually is true. My mom is a dog breeder and I help with the puppies once theyāre born. Another risk is the mother accidentally suffocating them.
Name one (1) fun fact that you think would curse us all
dogs will eat their babies if left unattended
Iām writing Roman (Sander Sides) and The Actor (Who killed Markiplier) meeting and holy shit, the manipulation go crazy.
Lowkey wanna post it, not sure though.
If anyone needs any ideas for a Sander Swap AU, I got important information from the āinvertā button
Roman - Morality
Janus - Logic
Remus - Anxiety
Patton - Creativity
Logan - Deceit
Virgil - Intrusive thoughts
And I guess the orange side and Thomas switch places, idk
Anyways, back to goofy posts
What if Logan was actually saying ābullshitā instead of āfalsehood,ā but it came out falsehood because of the ever-present censor over the show. Because let's be honest, Remus wouldnāt change out the word āfuckā for āFuchsia.ā
OH MY GOD!
Me, after watching like 90 out of 100-something iswm parts: Celci F. Kelvina like Celsius Fahrenheit Kelvin
You know whatās always kinda bothered me? Those mean takes on the other sides. Like āJanus is manipulating Patton and isnāt actually trying to be friends with him,ā āPatton has too much moral superiority,ā āRoman never learns,ā So on and so forth. There is something bad to say about all the sides. No hate to anyone who's made one, you are valid and probably right in your own way. I think the only reason they bother me so much is because you can easily say the opposite. The most common phrase being āNobody listens to ____ā
āNobody listens to Patton! He was trying to show the others that Virgil was good all along and only when Virgil was gone did they listen.ā
āNobody listens to Logan! He gets ignored constantly and heās getting mad because of it.ā
āNobody listens to Roman! Every time he comes up with a solution, he gets shut down only to get blamed for not coming up with a solution.ā
āNobody listens to Virgil! He only gets listened to when he forces Thomas to hear him, and he doesnāt like doing that.ā
āNobody listens to Janus! Even when he has good ideas and arguments, they get pushed to the side because he is a dark side.ā
āNobody listens to Remus! That was the entire point of an episode. And all he wants is to be listened to, it doesnāt matter who.ā
And all of these are valid points. But at some point, you have to wonder whoās not listening the most. Which is how I think the criticism posts of the characters came to be in the first place. But I donāt think any of them are to blame. Even when this new side gets revealed, it wonāt be his fault either. The fault isnāt on Roman, or Logan, or Janus, or any of them.
It's on Thomas.
And of course I donāt mean āWriter Thomas,ā I mean āCharacter Thomas.ā Throughout the series, Thomas has always held himself high. You canāt be perfect, but you can try to be. And every time a situation comes up, he doubts himself, wondering if heās even any good at all.
And in comes the sides, telling him that he canāt be bad and here's why. In fact, Thomas wonāt let himself be bad at anything. Canāt be a bad worker, canāt be a bad actor or singer, and certainly canāt be a bad friend. Even in situations where he wouldnāt even be those things, he canāt even let himself risk it.
And so, the sides follow suit.
Logan becomes the perfect person for knowledge and learning, never letting himself be anything less than right all the time.
Roman strives to be perfect physically and materialistically, coming up with creative ideas that help Thomas move up in the world or, at the very least, make himself feel better.
Patton is the perfectly moral person. Make sure everyone is alright, help whenever and wherever you can, and always keep a smile on. Wouldnāt want anyone worrying for you, right? That wouldnāt be good.
Virgil is the perfect alarm system. Even false alarms are taken with the utmost seriousness. Just as long as no one else knows your anxious.
Janus is a deceiver. And Thomas lies often. So he needs to be the best at putting on a face and making sure nothing goes off without a hitch. Wouldnāt want people catching him in a lie. He needs to be the perfect liar.
And then there's Remus. The only one who tries not to be perfect. But that idea terrifies the others so much, Remus is left to pick up all of the imperfection slack. Maybe that's why Remus was offended when he was called āScary.ā
Trying to be so many perfect things all at once, youāre going to but heads with all of the different aspects of yourself. You're going to not listen. You're going to ignore. And in some cases, your perfectionism is going to make you look like the bad guy. And as someone with perfectionism, I relate a little too hard.
Thank you for reading.
It's always āIf they were in the same universe, Wilford and Remus would be friends/dating/enemiesā and never āIf they were in the same universe, Roman would have a field day or mental breakdown learning everybody's namesā
Reminder: Roman thought the names Janus and Virgil we're embarrassing. There are canon characters named āCaptain Magnum,ā āHeehoo,ā and āHeapAss.ā (Yes, HeapAss is canon, heās one of Yancyās friends. Also yancy is a good example for this.)
Roman would have a mental breakdown as the names get more and more ridiculous and Virgil would just hover around him until finally he gets really close and goes āAnd you thought my name was bad.ā
Sometimes i wanna talk to a mutual but then i think i have a good thing going on and i better not ruin it with my weirdness so i just don't
Look at me.
Look at my blog.
Do you think Iām not weird? Do you think anything I have going for me is normal? I have a temporary hyperfixation at best, obsession at worst. Iām not going to sit here and assume the person youāre talking about is me, but Iām sure whoever you're talking about feels the same way. The worse that happens? They donāt want to talk. And if that's the case, it's definitely not because youāre too weird. Weāre all weird! This is Tumblr!
We are cringe, but we are free. And we are lonely.
Anyways, dms are always open, and I hope you get to talk to whoever you wanted to talk to! ā¤ļø
Sometimes i wanna talk to a mutual but then i think i have a good thing going on and i better not ruin it with my weirdness so i just don't
Imagine if Thomas woke up one day and went āYou know what? Iām gonna make my series a horror.ā Wouldnāt that just change everything?
If you are ever confused about the Markiplier lore, donāt worry ā¤ļø Logan Sanders would be too
So, last night I was talking with some friends about an AU Iām currently working on. Iāve been away from the Sanders Sides fandom for a good while now, but recently my hyperfixation reactivated and now my brain is so ready to write a ridiculously long longfic with a convoluted premise and horrifying implications. (Iām like 25k in. Having the time of my life. No doubt Iāll talk about it more later. This isnāt about that.)
Since Iām not the sort of person who usually writes AUs - I prefer to stick to canonverse, and canonverse-adjacent fics - I eventually brought up how worried I always am about characterization of the Sides in AUs. Because although I do adore an AU; I devour Love and Other Fairytales like candy and think about Lavender For Luck all the time and donāt even get me started on WIBAR, when it comes to my own writing, I secondguess myself a lot. I donāt like to stray too far from canon concepts and characterization. I get worried when I donāt draw enough connections to things that happen in the series, because it feels like a betrayal of the source material - if I change a character dynamic from how itās usually portrayed, I spend entirely too long thinking about how to make it work.Ā
And someone else said, well, I donāt usually worry about that sort of thing very much anymore.Ā
And I said, why not?
And they said, well, I havenāt watched the actual show for ages. I mainly treat the Sides as stock characters for the stories I write, and my brain fucking exploded.
Keep reading
AU IDEA: Y/N doesnāt exist. So it tries to shove different universes together to compensate. For instance, it chose Magnum because he fits all the requirements to be Captain Y/N (Can pick up mark, Is captain)
Captain magnum's wrist is too big to Don't
Mitosis
yeah sorry but your boyfriend split in two. yeah. heās now a green duke and a red prince. he gives a 30 year old gay man intrusive thoughts and loves disney now. yeah. sorry.
Antiās first canon appearance was October 10, 2016
The first episode of SanderSides came out October 19, 2016
And A date with Markiplier came out Febuary 14, 2017 (Valentine's day)
Meaning all of these great series came out days (or months) apart from each other! Isnāt that cool?!
Iām not wrong. Are you gonna look at this and tell me that Iām wrong? You canāt, because Iām not. If you did, that would be lying.
Me and the mutualsā¢ļø filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another: