Dylan: Listen. There’s Something I Need To Get Off My Chest.

Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.

Hongbin: Oh thank god.

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

Johnny: I exist and find it nauseating

Derillio: We've got a problem.

Johnny: I think we should copyright that phrase.

Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

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