Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.
Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure
Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children
Dylan: Im...grounded?
Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!
Johnny: You disobeyed an order.
Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.
Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Wonshik: that I was straight.
Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES
police officer: alright, what are your names?
Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin
police officer, writing it down: Hongbin
Ravi: shit
Hongbin: way to go, Ravi
police officer:
Hongbin: fuck
Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again
Johnny: why are your tongues purple?
Danny: we got mush ice
Jorel: i had a red one
Danny: i had a blue one
Johnny: oh
Johnny: OH!
Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."
Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"
Johnny: Well, that was a successful trip!
Danny: Uhh, we lost Jordan?
Johnny : Yes indeed, a very successful trip.