Latest Posts by trojan-witch - Page 7
No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.
This is amazing, I was really confused at the timeline
Geralt's age when things happen (based on Netflix)
Age 27: Beginning of the Great Cleansing, elves are slaughtered by humans
Age 32: Yennefer is born
Age 53: Renfri is born
Age 62: Jaskier is born
Age 71: Butcher of Blaviken. Renfri is killed by Geralt at age 18 (18! she deserved better)
Age 80: Meets Jaskier(18) and captured by elves while hunting for the Devil of Posada. "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" composed.
Age 83: Breaks the Striga Curse. (The Striga is 14-years-old.) Meets Triss Merigold.
Age 89: Claims Law of Surprise (I'll accept his stupidity charges on count of being old).
Age 90: Ciri is born
Age 96: Becomes master of the Djinn. Meets Yennefer.
Age 102: Dragon Hunt. Breaks up with Yennefer and Jaskier on the mountain.
Age 103: Cintra falls at the hand of Nilfgaard. Meets Ciri(13).
Notes: Interesting how Geralt runs into two different teens(Renfri and Jaskier) who both inadverdently cement his public persona. Renfri's death makes him the Butcher of Blaviken and Jaskier's song makes him the hero Witcher.
Reading Legolas/ Gimli fics:
It's bc unlikely 11yo they have a personality
Aziraphale and Crowley is a Slitherpuff ship!
Well, yes, i think so too. But just based on some of their traits, i think. On the other hand Az could be a Ravenclaw too. I really cant tell which house would fit their personality
Hey!!! Made some thingz, thought y’all’z would like them!
The Aunt Josephine one jsjsksksksks
ASOUE as John Mulaney Quotes
Violet: Top 3 colleges? I thought I'd be dead in the back of a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.
Klaus: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!
Sunny: stop snitchin, motherfucker!
Count Olaf: "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs."
Mr. Poe: Strange, the passage of time.
Jacquelyn: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Larry: "I made a salad with Craisins!!!"
Isadora: Well shit, I guess they're finally gonna kill us all. This is younger than I thought it'd be, but we are pretty big assholes.
Quigely: STREET SMARTS!
Duncan: Nothing, cause I was sittin' over on the bench.
Beatrice: She's a five-foot, dynamite, Jewish bitch, and she's the best!
Bertrand: My wife says walking around with me is like walking with someone who's running for Mayor of Nothing.
Lemony Snicket: I don't look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here.
Jacques Snicket: I'll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.
Kit Snicket: ughh... you know, life...
Dewey Denouement: "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
Justice Strauss: "This is an on-fire garbage can. Could be a nursery..."
Oliva Caliban: Now, we don't have time to unpack ALL of that...
Aunt Josephine: Look-- I don't know 'never'! Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation; now I'm afraid to get a flu shot! People CHANGE.
Uncle Monty: AAHH! One feels like a DUCK, splashing about in all this WET! And when one feels like a DUCK, one is HAPPY!
Esme Squalor: Famous people are weird as SHIT. Your suspicions are correct.
Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: [imitating old gay man] You want me to do whaat?
Fernald: Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?
Rest of Olaf's Troupe: OK, see you at Improv Practice.
Ishmael: "God can't hear you."
Sir: "You kids have no upper body strength."
Jerome Squalor: You'll see! One day I'm gonna leave you, and I'm gonna get that Best Buy Rewards Card!
Hal: There is a HORSE. LOOSE. In the HOSPITAL.
VFD Villagers: "Oh god, it's the old times. Ok.. we gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day..."
*ATWQ bonus*
Ellington: Ah, none of us really know our fathers.
you, a fool: Lemony Snicket is a pen name and fictional character created by Daniel Handler, the author of the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books
me, an intellectual: Daniel Handler is a cover identity created by Lemony Snicket, a VFD agent and biographer of the Baudelaire orphans, maintained to protect his identity due to be falsely accused of murder
Reblog if you stan:
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Sherlock (bbc)
Brooklyn nine-nine
Teen Wolf
Stranger Things
Hamilton
Twenty Øne Piløts
Sebastian Stan
Chris Hemsworth
Mark Ruffalo
Lin-Manuel Miranda
Stucky
Johnlock
Lams
Brendon Urie
Red Dead Redemption 1+2
Detroit: Become Human
Fallout 4
What "enemies to lovers" type are you ?
Like if you're the
"I hate you so much I cant belive I'm fucking you against the wall to show you whos really in charge " type
Or reblog if you're the
"I really hate you but you've done this nice thing for me, not even my best friends have ever done for me so maybe you're not so bad and- shit am I falling for you? " type
I, as a brazilian, am in accord with that statement
full offense but what’s happening in Amazon should be by law considered an act of treason against all of the life on this planet
This just make me feel bad for some reason
This shit just keeps going
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Oh, that epic war…
I think that we'll did
!!!!!!
I! WANT! MORE! DADNETO! FICS!!!!!!
I like to imagine that during every BAMF moment Nagisa has, Karma is responsible for special effects. The wind dramatically blowing Nagisa’s hair? Karma’s slightly off-screen with a fan on the perfect setting. A dramatic light shines on Nagisa? You know Karma is being Supportive Boyfriend™️ with a spotlight. Every time Nagisa’s bloodlust shows a snake? Karma’s throwing a rubber snake and filming it up close with a cool background to amp up Nagisa’s moment.
ryan reynolds is the leader of the spideypool movement
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
My Magnum Opus
95% of the time
- I cry because of fictional characters
- I laugh because of fictional characters
- I smile because of fictional characters
- I (everything) because of fictional characters
I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now
I know way too much about gay sex for an awkward female virgin who’s mostly interested in women b/c fanfiction: a memoir by me
pass on the truth yall
❤ Superwolf ❤
Another reason why I love the idea of Stiles Winchester
STEREK É VIDA!! ❤❤
come all and see what the darkness holds what the voice won’t say what the eyes won’t believe come all and see The monster within
Esquilos e suas tortas 😒 kkkkkk
Dean and apple pie