Brian

I get unreasonably mad when people throw out their tomato sauce jars. Bitch that's a free glass. Give it to me. I have onions I need to pickle.

hey girl can i hack my way into your heart? *leans on trash can in a cool way* *trash fucking falls on my head and i am now covered in trash juice* *finger guns in shame*

christine, christine. c h r i s t i n e … 

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pickle juice is AMAZING and all who say it is not are cowards. 

mEowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

lmao